Is buzzcut the definitive robot haircut >low maintenance >saves

Yeh man buzzcut for life

I need to get back to doing this. Haven't cut my hair in almost a year.

>>35880079
I know a guy who spends 25$ to get a barber to buzz his head
Fucking dumb

>>35880079
Tfw haven't received any cut other than a buzz for the past 2 years

JUST

>>35880079
>tfw i look almost exactly like him but i have a smaller chin

>>35880079
Yup buzzcut is awesome

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>>35880079
>tfw I have to buzz my hair because I have a shit tier hairline
>tfw it's not only receding but also thinning, and if I go without shaving it for more than a day I get that gross look in the front where it's just some thin short hairs in the middle and bald on the sides
>so fucking sick of shaving my head every day but I have to

>>35880799

I know this feel O.o

I buzzcut because my hair always gets messy and I dont know how to keep it good.
I am thinking about asking my barber about a good haircut. I dont know what to ask for tho

>>35880953

The worst is knowing what cut you should get but knowing that 20 bucks a week is a waste. If you're not trying impress anybody, good pomade and hats are cheaper than haircuts. Wagies, go get an oster pro and a hand mirror.

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>>35880079
It's a generic normie hairstyle

Real robots grow their hair out and get one haircut every 4 years

This and very long hair. I'd like a buzzcut if my hair wasn't so luscious and my head so poorly shaped and sized.

Buzzcuts scream you have no style.
Like, LITERALLY none.
>inb4 I don't care about style
You care, don't fucking lie. Even guys with long, greasy hair have more style than a loser with a buzzcut.

Do yourself and favor and just go with bald.

In my country buzzcut is chad tier.
Only long hair is robot tier.

>>35881662
Guys with long, greasy hair are too lazy to wash their hair or get a haircut. Guys with well kept long hair do it because they want to have long hair

>>35881662
Buzzcut is a style too, with a rich history. And "I don't care about style" is a style too. You're just looking for something to express a strong opinion about, you fag.

>>35880869
no other people will notice how it looks after even after 2-3 weeks

calm down man you are the only one really noticing something like that

>>35881662
but I dont have style, or friends or dreams or a job or a gf

buzz cut is patrician tier, I cut my own hair when I want and dont have to deal with hairdresser small talk

>>35881690
Guys with buzzcuts are too lazy to get a real hairstyle

>>35881697
>rich history

buzzcuts are stolen valor.

>>35881743
>o other people will notice how it looks after even after 2-3 weeks

What are you talking about? Anyone can see how it looks. I have a blatantly receding hairline. It is severely receded and thinning. How would anyone not notice

>>35881799
Yeah, and so are army boots? This is not how clothing works, what you wear doesn't mean anything substantive beyond the realm of aesthetics. I can take almost every clothing item, trace it's origin and accuse the wearer of mimicking a certain profession.

I feel like a true robot has long dungeon master hair and a neck beard that hasn't been tended to for years. Maintaining short hair implies that you have some basic standard for hygiene, and that you have some sort of basic routine of cutting your hair every once and a while.

The true robot hair cut is the balding wizard, with long greasy hair and beard alike.

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>>35881662
/fa/ here, you're wrong.

>>35881822
I think he means you're an autistic robot and nobody pays enough attention to you to care
Also instead of shaving your head everyday you could just wear a hat unless you have some sort of dress code where you work

>>35881799
>buzzcuts are stolen valor
and so are cargo pants, several types of coats and neckties

>>35881842
Typical stolen valor mental gymanastics. Keep buzzing your head, "soldier". You'll level up your guy in Battlefield and Call of Duty in no time.

>>35881917
I do not wish to be a soldier, although I appreciate the armed forces.

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>>35880079
>be in army
>buzzcut is mandatory
Well hey

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>>35881886
You can't wear a hat all the time. Sooner or later somebody is going to see your bald head and then it becomes even more embarassing, as if it wasn't bad enough already.

>>35881936
Nah you just want to look like one.

>>35881662
>>inb4 I don't care about style
>You care, don't fucking lie.
you're completely right anon all these other anons think that buzzcut is a style but they are wrong. I myself get buzzcuts, have been for all of my life and i like it. it may be style less but who gives a shit. its easy and low maintenance.

>>35882054
also if i could pay money and go bald or even have my hair never go past a certain height i would. haircuts suck

>>35882034
Wear different hats
Sometimes wear a dad cap sometimes wear a beanie
That's what I do and I'm not even bald

How do you make buzzcut by yourself? How you look at top/back of the head? I tried to do that with mirror but can't see shit.

>>35882088
use 2 mirrors

>>35882088
2 mirrors also if you have someone nearby. ask them to point out exactly where you still have hair

>>35881917
Having extremely short hair isn't even an extremely specific style, like wearing a camo uniform. Its literally just cutting your hair to a very short length. The military did not invent buzzcuts

>>35882088
I buzz my own hair with animal clippers every two months kek
Its not hard, just swizzle around your head for 20 minutes and you're done

>>35881662
since im a nigger, buzzcut is literally the only option if i want to look decently presentable. fuck afros, corn rows, or whatever dumb shit is popular with nigs these days

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Buzzcut is the ultimate normie haircut.

Robots have weird hair and go to the barber very rarely.

>>35880079
I tried this but everyone went out of their way to tell me how awful it looked on me and people started looking at me in public like I was a criminal. Never again.

I would do buzzcuts but I'm Norwood 3 wth a horrible widow's peak.

>>35881662
Did someone with a buzzcut hurt you?

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sucks only being able to get buzzcut. i'd rather be hyper chad like this with long hair. he's like 6'6" too i think and muscular. lifes not fair lads

>>35882358
You should buzz your hair then. You think you can hide if with long hair but you can't. Everyone can see it.

>>35880079
>bothering to cut or maintain your hair at all

>be skinny
>be pale
>have dark eyebags
>get a buzzcut
>everyone now stares at me like I just escaped from a mental asylum or auschwitz

>>35882265
>since im a nigger
iktf desu senpai. though i like how the popular hairstyles look i just would never get them myself.

>>35882450
There's a true robot

>>35882034
I don't believe this advice even when I give it to myself but... justbee nobody cares.
How often do you think about how stupid some random looks for more than 1/4 of a second?
How often does your disapproval make any difference to their life?
Extrapolate.
>just stop being awkward brah! I know.

>>35880079
I have that haircut. I don't even come to this board.

>>35881662
I know I don't have style, but I'm too lazy for high maintenance hair styles with the fucking hair gel and expensive haircuts. If there was something stylish that I could do myself and not require hair gel then I would potentially try it.

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When you're Norwood 3. Buzzcuts are not an option.

>>35882658
>When you're Norwood 3. Buzzcuts are not an option.

Then what else am I supposed to do? I can't grow it out because like you said, I'm Norwood 3.

I can't always wear a hat.

>>35880079
i let my hair grow freely, i just put some shampoo on it and let stay for a few minutes, then wash it away and put some conditioner and do the same thing

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buzzcut fo life

>>35882718

>What am I supposed to do?

I don't know. Kill yourself?

>>35882755
yep
that's literally me

>>35882755
You look like an alien. Just like me.

>>35880079
With chad facial aesthetic you are going hot no matter what hairstyle you have, buzzcut require strong jaw to look good.

If you are babyface chinlet, there is high chance that you will look even worse.

Babyface chinlets do not have choice anyway because usually they are balding as well

KEK

>tfw

>>35883858
This.
I'm jawlet and balding.
I never stood a fucking chance.

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yes pic related
orgignginlg

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>>35880079
>>35880079
I was about to buzz my long hair off to the scalp a few days ago, brother wouldn't give his clippers so I hacked off most of it with scissors...took about 5 minutes.

>>35884211
maybe at least you have nice and comfy personality?

>>35881662
Every chad I know has a buzzcut

No haircut at all is the most robot.

That is, if you actually put in the effort to take care of it. Way too many guys with long hair have that really thin greasy shit, it's disgusting.
I haven't cut mine in 4 years and girls always compliment it when I somehow end up talking to one.

>>35880079
I have not cut my hair in something like 5 years.

Post good looking buzzcuts

>>35885657
a buzzcut is just a buzzcut how do they look any different

I got a normie undercut but i miss my disgusting otaku NEET hair

I want to grow it back but people tell me not to

>>35881662
Buzzcut just screams authoritarian to me. Cops, military etc. I always feel really submissive when I talk to a guy who has one.

just cut your hair yourself, the final result being a haircut best suited for your face, it's not that difficult

>>35886054
it does if you're a hairlet

>>35882658
Just shave without a guard and it looks fine. Once you lose the whole top start shaving with a razor.

>>35882755
Mhm. You have pretty much the same face type as me.

>tfw long luscious locks that would make girls jealous
>tfw hair is thicker than a bowl of oatmeal

>>35886414
you are just like me, it is a nightmare

it takes so long to wash, and even longer to dry even with a blow dryer

>tfw just shaved my head after growing it for one year because I can't afford taking care of it anymore
>get extremely depressed, always wear a beanie and start avoiding going outside
don't fall for the buzzcut meme

I cut my own hair. Started out with a buzzcut but it's obviously very unappealing, especially if you are balding.

I now keep my sides clean and take care of nurturing the top (and praying it lasts another 5 years).

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Just shave your head bro. It's all about just being confident.

>buzz sides every 2 weeks
>let top grow freely

I don't like long hair on sides because it fucks up using headphones. This arrangement seems to work and it looks semi-dumb. Good way to keep the normies away

>>35886656
>long on top
>short on sides
that is the ultimate normie haircut. get out

>>35880079
>tfw not receded hairline but less hair all voer the head
>tfw look like shti with buzzcut because people can notice that my hair is quite sparse
>tfw once buzzcut my hair and people told me I looked like a pinhead and/or bald
>tfw most people don't even notice I have sparse hair when i have normal short hair because it's noticeable unless I'm under a really strong light source

So much for le "just shave it bra meme"

>>35886715
I shaved the whole head for a long while but it gets too cold in the winters so I make my hair with maximum functionality.

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Do I fall for the buzz meme?
Do I have any other choice but to do so at this point?

i cut mine as a mohawk. it has the same advantages.

>>35886945
Doesn't look that bad but you're tilting your head down so it's hard to tell.

i love me a buzzcut, cuz shit don't look dirty even if i don't wash it for three weeks, but i gots a huge forehead so shit ain't cute, but then, oh well, you know ...

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I keep it long on top and short on the sides.

>>35887337
bitch u ain't a robot, fuck off to starbucks and posting yo buzzfeed test results on facebook.

>>35887370
why do these scumbags come here? why is every other thread a roastie complaining about how chad treats her?

and why the fuck do they get hundreds of replies???

>>35887393
guess there are faggots promoting r9k to their friends.

I wanna buzz my hair but my hairline is awful and I have a babyface. Should I do it? Would it make my life even worse?

>>35887418
hmmmm, you may find you a 45+ y/o sugar daddy who is willing to put his wee wee up in your doody.

>>35887337
>defiantly not a robot
>nice build
>nice clothes
>probably attractive

>>35887337

You realize that style is on the verge of being played out right(same with faggy groomed beards)? when everyone has the same haircut it turns into a form of ad nauseam. You probably already know this.

>>35887337
trump jr?

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Hey lads rate my hairline on a scale of JUST to Devin Townsend

no bully pls

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who /politician hair/ here?
i've had people ask if im wearing a wig because of how neatly combed it it

>>35888113
Made me feel a lot better about my hairline. wew thanks lad

>>35889075
I'm just here to do my part, partner.

>shave head
>wait for hair to become slightly annoying
>shave head

ez game ez life

>>35889113
How old are you m8? When did you start losing hair?

>>35888113
sorry bro, its beyond the point of no return, might as well shave.

>>35888113
Please shave it all off
take pics after and show

>>35888964
I've always wanted this hair...same color and everything, can't seem to find any hair dye that has that platinum/grey color.

>be black
>only hair options are long hair that requires constant maintenance, or pay a barber $20 for an ultra clean haircut

I wish I was white so I could get away with having long hair and not doing shit to it other than combing it

>>35888113
I give you a solid serial killer/10

>>35889183
Keep your head bald nigga it can't be that hard

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>>35888964
Yeah I've got politician hair all right

>>35881662
I am bald you dumb fucking faggot. Checkmate.

>>35881662
>you care don't fucking lie
Alright, here I go, no lying. I don't care.
>insert shocked gasping here

>>35889208

Yea Im about to shave my hair bald since I am starting geting a fuck ton of grey hairs. Sucks that people in my family start to go gray in their late 20s

>>35880079
Of course. It is the most comfortable hair cut. Having hair is horrible to sleep on and especially when wet. I don't know why a NEET with no friends would have long hair.

>>35889315
My dad started going gray four or five years ago, around when he hit 50. Same for all my uncles. Feels good.

>>35880079
buzzcut is cyborg cut
low effort easy maintenance semi-normie

robot haircuts are shaggy hair

>>35889340
You must live where it's cold, I shaved my head a week ago because it was too god damn hot to have anything else.

>>35880079
I just cut my hair like this 1 week ago for the first time ,and it's feels good especially with this summer,when i refresh my head with the water and it goes right to my head,also the low maintenance it's a plus

>>35889144
31, and 23-ish was when I first noticed a difference.

It actually went into overdrive starting around my late 20s because of a health issue. I would be pulling out dozens of hairs when running my fingers through it.

I got my shit fixed and now the balding has stopped. It may also be my eyes playing tricks on me but it looks like it's growing back.

muh genes too cause my dad was completely fucking bald when he was my age.

>>35889146
>>35889163

No, I am literally never shaving it. I might get it trimmed in a couple of years.

>>35889196
Thank you.

>>35889503
>No, I am literally never shaving it.
For what purpose? Even if you think it might be growing back it'll look better if you shave it and have it grow all at once

>>35889553
>For what purpose?

For what purpose would I want to shave it?

I actually did go through a time where I grew it out for a few years and then would shave it, it's always awful. Short hair is such bullshit.

>>35880079
buzz cuts on pale guys just looks so racist

literally just went from long hair to a buzzcut on monday for the first time in my life

I feel free

>>35889587
>For what purpose would I want to shave it?
Because it currently looks terrible.

>>35889776
Looking like a bald cunt is worse. Once I start shaving it I have to shave it for the rest of my life.

I'm fine with my half-bald long hair.

>>35881568
I actually do this. My hair wears slow because I don't wash it much. Haven't since 2016 and bf says it smells clean. Doesn't matter how ragged it looks because I hide it in a bun when I go anywhere.

>>35889914
>Looking like a bald cunt is worse.
No, it's really not.

>>35889964
You can be a bald cunt if you want m8, I'll be a few hairs away from looking like Devin Townsend( >>35881568
), to each their own.

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>>35881845
>/fa/
>Thinking they know anything

>>35889914
>Looking like a bald cunt is worse.
Maybe it's just an unflattering picture but it looks really grim, i don't think it gets much worse.
>I'm fine with my half-bald long hair.
If you're fine with it don't listen to me, it's just my opinion that it isn't a good look.

>>35880079
>tfw you buzzcut your own hair and escape the hairdresser jew

Men who pay to get their hair cut are huge faggots

>>35881845
>/fa/ here
You're the laughing stock of the rest of the website, and other websites too.