Ask a 37yo who just kissed a girl for the first time in

Did she use tongue?

>>35879660
>Did she use tongue?
Yes, alot

>>35879646
escort?

hookergano.

>>35879689
>escort?
no, barista

>>35879646
How? Why haven't you had a kiss until now? What changed to allow this to happen?

How are you feeling?

Fucking original m8

Just greentext it fag

Milo originopolous

>>35879684
Well thats nice OP

What type of food do you like?

>>35879646
Was it worth losing your wizard powers?

>>35879646
enjoying your STD's from that used up roastie?

>>35879711
>How?
My mouth/tongue and her mouth/toungue exchanged saliva for a shile
>Why haven't you had a kiss until now?
socially awkward and shy
>What changed to allow this to happen?
I was drunk (when I'm drunk I'm social) and she was left by her bf Yesterday

>>35879724
>How are you feeling?
I'm not sure what I'm feeling. Probably I'll ruin everything within two days. I can't stay drunk ALL the time.

>>35879739
>What type of food do you like?
pasta, chinese, meat

>>35879762
>Was it worth losing your wizard powers?
We didn't fuck, I'm still a wizard

>>35879763
>enjoying your STD's
why the apostrophe?

>>35879646
Are you gonna try and put PIV?

>>35879646
How does that cocks she sucked taste?

>>35879769
Do you live a fairly normal social life aside from previously being khv?

>>35879782
>Are you gonna try and put PIV?
I have no idea what "Put PIV" means sorry

>>35879797
>How does that cocks she sucked taste?
I didn't taste any cock in her breath

>>35879845
>Do you live a fairly normal social life aside from previously being khv?
I have an office job.
I live my own house.
I have no friends and spend all of my free time either getting bored playing vidya or getting bored walking around taking photos.

>>35879849
>I didn't taste any cock in her breath
>he knows what cocks taste like
alright let's wrap this thread up

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>>35879867
Fuck I thought if I managed to get out of NEETdom I'd be automatically assigned since friends or something. No hope...

>>35879849
"PIV" = penis in vagina

Makes sense that you wouldn't know what that is

>>35880000
why don't you erite the whole sentence instead of using obscure acronyms? This is not 1998 and we're not using SMS technology, it's not like you'll end up paying more if you use more chars.
nice quads... BTW

>>35880000
checked.

Will this be original? Probably not.

>>35880045
It's only obscure because you're a virgin

>>35880077
dude, you're the one who's using normy acronyms on a place created for losers and virgins, I don't feel at fault here.
nice triple dubs... BTW

>>35879646
Tell me the name of pic related christ she is cute

>>35880128
>ell me the name of pic related
Have no idea I just searched for "pretty barista" on Google and she was the only non-stock picture in sight

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>>35880128
>she is cute
>"""she"""

>>35879646
How old was the bitch?

>>35880191
>How old was the bitch?
24

>>35880106
>created for losers and virgins

This board does not belong to you anymore

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>>35879949
>lose weight and get fit
>make it
>still no gf
>do the make the money meme
>no gf
>no friends
>spend most of my money on bills
>no company provided social life like they do health insurance
>come home alone
>tfw
There's no escape

>>35880045
This is 4chan in 2017, not 2007. If the way shitpoke edgelord millennials talk on the internet triggers you, find another website. This is 4chan now.
>>35879849
Penis in vagina. For someone who's obviously a huge faggot, it's hard to believe you don't know what dick tastes like.

My question: why didn't you fuck her?

>>35880236
Dude he just kissed his first girl, chill out

>>35880210
I got /fit/ too but then I realized I still can't talk to girls without wanting to cry and run away.

>>35880204
Congratulations OP!

As a 32 year old kiss less virgin, I think you did great. I feel like kissing a 27 year old would be really hard for me.

If you become sociable when drunk, how come this was the first time? Never really had an opportunity before?

>>35880206
as if there arent a lot of losers and virgins here

>>35880236
>Openly admitting you don't belong here with obscure justification like "It's 2017"
>Telling HIM to find another website

Shitpoke millennials isn't a phrase.
You're clearly underage
Get out.

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>>35880497
I'm going to give you a (You) for that, friend! Great comment!

>>35879769
>and she was left by her bf Yesterday

Ah. You're "Rebound Man".

>>35879769
>I can't stay drunk all the time
According to whom

What did she look like? Face, body

If pic is related to this post I will shoot myself. No way that girl hooked up with a KHV

>>35879699
Basically the same thing tbqh famalam

>>35879646
Is pic related?

Smh v visited dcxegbv

>>35880210
>in uni
>no friends at uni
>no friends at home
>hoping it'll get better and I can be social after college in my career
Fuck man I was actually holding on to a shred of hope

>>35880204
Dude, you're in luck. 20+ y/o chicks with daddy issues are gonna start flocking to you as you get older.

>>35879699
barista where?

>>35879646
You are a normie now.

Congratulations.

Now get out.

>>35880589
according to my liver
but idea looks very attractive

>>35879646
Howd you like the taste of another man's dick?

>>35879769
>I can't stay drunk ALL the time
I did this once and got a gf. Don't reccomend it, tho. Whiskey dick is a bitch.

>>35882290
I'd normally say that too but cut him some slack, he's past the wizard age and still didn't even lose his wizard privilege.

>>35879646
> Ask a 37yo who just kissed a girl for the first time in his life anything.
what did she look like

>>35879646
Congratulations op, that her?

>>35879762
>>35879763
>>35879797
>>35882511

The copious levels of envious butthurt in these posts are hilarious.

>>35883803
>yfw bitter wizards will turn on their own kinds this easily

>>35880204
did you practice before? is there a specific technique to kissing that wouldnt be obvious to a robot

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>>35880589


i kekd
i also have a drink problem, in order to be social i need at least one heineken
but i do like to be a functional alcoholic, guess i watched too much mad men

>>35883838
People kiss how they want to be kissed.

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>>35879646
shes so pwitty

>>35880204
Do you have any qualms with losing you're virginity? I was propositioned once and I felt like I was betraying my identity and giving into the mindless conformity of the masses.

Second question: >>35879711 >What changed to allow this to happen? Do you only go to social gathering and get drunk every couple of years? And have you started spending time with friends who invited you to the gathering? Have you started putting yourself out there more, and were you trying to hook up with her or did she hook up with you and you have no idea why? Have you started showering and brushing your teeth more? Were you a NEET in your twenties and now that you're working you were able to hook up with her? Did you feel out of place at the gathering or did you feel like you fit in?

>>35879646
What shoe size are you pal?

>>35879646
Have you ever had sex though?