A long time ago, my friend and crush told me once that the person

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>>35872978
Is this some kind of riddle?

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"Ooh, anon, your eyepatch looks badass! I want you to take it off while you fuck me!"

>O-okay...

You see this. What do?

>>35873141
Pretty cool tbqh. Can't see out of my right eye but it looks normal

>>35873183
Mine's retinal detachment. My vision is 4:3 whereas normies see in widescreen. It used to be light blue but faded to yellow because detached retina = no more bloodflow = no more pigmentation.

What's yours? Will it remain normal or possibly fade? Thanks in advance.

>>35873209
Mine is just the same shitty brown as my other eye. Also you can't really see any glare or reflection on it.

>>35873141
Fucking Big Boss over here
You better have slick Brown hair, full beard and ride a chopper

>>35873253
Bald, clean-shaven, and walk/ride the bus everywhere. Totally the opposite!

But what about OP? What's this stupid film noir /qst/ bullshit? Why is pirate patch guy so handsome and how can I be like him?

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>>35872978
Is this a clue?

>>35873285
>not dedicating your life to achieving the big boss look as a way to remove all insecurities related to mannerisms/disabilty
I shiggy diggy at you famboy

>>35873285

That's Xander Harris.

Pic unrelated, I wanted to share a story on inspiration.

It's a real story. She called me "Quacky" and I called her "Sporky".

We were high school freshmen.

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>>35873338

I like to think I can cultivate a more badass version of the Zjelko Ivanek look