Fembots, why aren't you married yet? What are you doing

>>35872823
>implying there are women robots

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I'm still in college, and more importantly, I'm mostly into girls.

>>35872823
>Fembots, why aren't you married yet?
humanity is scum
>What are you doing with your life?
waiting

fuck off with your incessant fembot threads

I'm not doing anything with my life. I'm worthless and it's too late for me. Nobody wants to marry 28 year old socially awkward virgin NEET. I have no dreams or aspirations, I'm scared to go outside and talk to people. Who would want to marry me? I'm useless and ugly. I should just hang myself.

first of all I wouldn't call myself a fembot, maybe a cyborg or failed normie. secondly, shockingly, men are fucked.
maybe more fucked than woman are. it's impossible to find a guy that's willing to date or be serious.
they're all fucking nuts and have unbelievable standards. even when I go for guys significantly lower value than me I always end up high and dry. they all bail.
when I express interest and flirt, I don't get any response. when a relationship starts to form, they bitch out due to their mental bullshit and ditch me.
what am I doing with my life? just working and playing vidya.

>>35872873
post pics so we can stroke your ego and tell you how pretty you are

I wouldn't say I'm a fembot because I have a fiance, I'm just waiting for him to get a ring and we'll get married, do lots of drugs and probably die.

>>35872854
don't worry, you'll grow out of it

>>35872904
I've been like this since I was in fifth grade.

>>35872868
>Nobody wants to marry 28 year old socially awkward virgin NEET
are you new here? tons of fuckers here want a christmas cake gf

>>35872873
I wanted to get married since i hit puberty. Look where that sensitive, loving, committed attitude got me.

>>35872823
I wish I had a pudgy NEET girlfriend like that.

>>35872868
yeah I'll have to do a double take on the ugliness.
But personally I don't care about aspirations because I don't have any either,
And while having a sugar momma would be nice, I'd still have some degree of guilt.

>>35872926
don't worry, you will grow out of it

>>35872823
Not a fembot but why do they have to marry? Y'know men are not the only slaves on marriage right? Girls become the man's slave if he is alpha enough.

If any girl is reading this, I'm sure you will find your good man (or woman) that will love you and won't give a shit about your body, no matter how hot or """ugly""" you are.

t. male robot that loves and appreciates women

>>35873164
thanks white knight, we're safe now that you're here

>>35873184
No problem, nigger knight.

>>35872873
You sound like a 3/10 girl who can't get any. As a 4/10, I'd be fine with someone like you, but the same way in which a 5/10 and a 6/10 girl judges me is the same way I judge a 3/10. It's horrible to be like this, but I just can't change my disgust.

>>35872873
>it's impossible to find a guy that's willing to date or be serious.
When I see a robot complain all women are bitches and whores, I assume somethings fucked on his end. Likely his perception is screwed or he's seeking out shitty people on some level. It goes both ways though, either you're doing something wrong or you're putting your focus on the wrong kind of people.

>>35873200
snorted

>>35873164

When you're married that usually comes with normie life. Marriage is an indicator of having a life. Captain, Save A 'Hoe.

>>35873164
>Not a fembot but why do they have to marry?
That's the only thing women are good for, if they aren't looking for robot husbands they don't have any reason to be on this board

>>35872873
All the girls I've been with I've been serious with. It didn't matter, I we were both too fucked up to continue things. I only have so much patience to deal with mental trauma, and she only had so much patience to deal with my loner nature and autism. Doing things long distance didn't help either, but dammit I tried. Love should transcend time and distance. Eventually that gap will be bridged when trust is reached.

In the end they all left me and found someone else very quickly, leaving me in the dust with my love like nothing but sand in my hands. Every one is fucked, and I hate every one for all the times I've been betrayed.

>>35872823
do you have more of these pictures friendo?

>>35873844
i'm looking to murder a robot husband. am i welcome?

>>35872868
Where do you live?
Oregon trail

Before anymore "fembots" post more tldrs here's a nice summary for you to post instead. It serves the same purpose.
>I am a failed normie give me attention desu

I am in a serious relationship but we can't get married.

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>be ready and willing to dedicate myself to a fembot
>she's an immature whiny shit who twists everything i say and makes me think i have all the problems
fuck all of you, seriously

>>35872823
tfw just want to marry a fembot and live our own solitary lives together and not worry about normies

Because I've never had a bf and my family do not believe in arranged marriages.

>Why aren't you married yet?
Too young. Also not a fan of marriage, and I've never met anyone I'd consider marrying.
>What are you doing with your life?
Not much.

>>35874513
I'd be your first bf.

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>>35872823
i'm ugly as fuck (no seriously, i really am). i'm never approached by men and when i approach them i'm rejected. i'm currently in a long distance relationship but we never talk or have sex or anything. he's also cheating on me and i'm too scared to break it off because i don't think i'll ever find anyone else who's willing to be in my vicinity.

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>married for 2 years to a sociopath
>always insulted my family any chance he had
>convinced me to stop talking to them for a good while
>meanwhile they're the ones funding our grocery bill because he has no job and I'm a full time student
>threatened to kill himself when I tried to leave
>never appreciated the food I made for him every day for every meal
>showed no interest in the things I made (I'm a digital painter and I could never get so much as a 'oh hey that's pretty cool' from him
>I could cup a fart in my hand and shove it into face and I'd get a more enthused reaction vs if I showed him a painting
>told me overall I would never be successful and I should give up drawing to carry his children or be a trucker

I could go on but I can hear the autistic screeching in this thread already

>>35874586
Congrats here's your chance. I'll be your bf. Where do you live? You don't deserve whoever you are with right now.

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>>35874600
Washington state. where do you live?

i'm warning you i'm fucking ugly and also old.

>>35874612
I'm in Europe. If you want a LDR without cheating then go for it. You're not ugly. How old are you?

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>why aren't you married ?
What's the hurry? I'm still attending college, and I will for long time, I have a bf but I have weird feelings, he's a potential cheater, but he left me with no friends, so I'm stuck among his "I love you" s.

>what are you doing with your life
Homework, getting high once in a while, crying while drunk because I will never see again my oneitis and ... Yes the chronic feeling of being undesirable, stupid, worthless and friendless.

>>35874612
>Washington state
me too, Bellingham area currently, born in Everett area

>>35874588
How did you get away from that cunt?

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>>35874633
going to school? i was born and raised in Seattle. hate the new retards moving in tbqh.

>>35874620
i can't do LDR man. it'd be so expensive to see each other and i ain't got shit :(

>>35874621
>I have a bf
>the chronic feeling of being undesirable
Are you fucking kidding me? Women are such a meme holy shit

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>>35872926
>I've been like this since I was in fifth grade.

what, practiced revisionist history in order to confirm your current biases? It's pretty common don't worry

>>35874649
I only got enough money for one visit if we hit it off eventually. What are you like anon? What do you do? We could just enjoy each others company on Skype

>>35874649
yea at western. how old anon? i'm not picky about age

I vote for the phrase "my boyfriend" to get filtered to something else

>>35874588
gib art!

>>35874677
26
orginaloregano

>>35874694
thats not even old wtf
>orginaloregano
?

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>>35872823
I'm a lesbian in Russia, I can't and even if I do people would hate me.

>>35874698
>thats not even old wtf


Dude, stop it..How pathetic can you be? Jesus...
>>35874694
And you stop looking for bf here.

>>35874733
i was gonna say no 35+, i've dated 26 year olds before

>>35874513
>my family do not believe in arranged marraige

A damn shame

>>35874742
i look old. that's the problem.

>>35874755
i see a whole lot of complaining about how you look and a distinct lack of pics so we can tell you if you are actually ugly or not

>>35874755
>>35874649

[email protected]

No that anon, but I'm 20 and I'd like to talk with you, I bet you are not that ugly as you're saying..hit me up!

>>35874755
>>35874755
Do you have saggy granny tits?

>>35874570
bfs and gfs are supposed to do things together so how do you feel about going to noise/punx shows and taking acid with an overweight melanin-enriched woman?

>>35874775
dude sorry, but i've been in this spot too many times. a man on r9k will want to get in touch, see my pics, then is scared off. i can't deal with the rejection anymore.

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>>35873164
thanks for the pasta you cringy ass fuck

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>>35874778
no even worse, i have a flat chest

>>35874785
post pics now and rip the band-aid off before anyone offers to talk to you

>>35874785
I won't get scared off as long as you don't get scared of me, just hit me up, I'm not an asshole who rejects people or some shit like that, give me a try!

>>35874792
That's not worse.

>>35874040
well at least they didn't take your melodrama

>>35872854
I see we're at the 'L' part of LUG

I live in a place where de facto pairings have the same rights as marriage, and most importantly I'm gay.

As to what I'm doing with my life, I'm in uni, play in a band, work my ass off for not very much, you know. Usual early 20s stuff.

I have a robot bf. He's great. Don't know about marriage yet.

>>35874722
>lesbian
>in Russia
Damn...

>>35874849
Tell me about him, where are you from fellow fembot?

>>35874722
Damn, that'd suck. Just move girl, plenty of lesbians in the west. But as I am one, I can warn you they're overwhelmingly SJWs and it sucks to find a partner.

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>>35874862
>fellow fembot
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>35874792
That is not worse.

>>35874784
Then I'd say no thanks sadly. I'm more of the vidya type. I don't take drugs or go to noise shows. But I don't care about your weight or color and I would go with you if I shared your interests.

>>35874887
what?

gdadagadhsd

>>35872823
>Fembots, why aren't you married yet?
I'm just fucking ugly lmao
>What are you doing with your life?
Killing myself

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>>35874792
how dare you say that

>>35874946
Be my gf then and don't kill yourself. Or be my gf and let's kill ourselves together.

>>35874862
We're in a LDR. He's my ideal bf. Honestly didn't expect to find a bf on this board, especially nobody as perfect as he is.

>>35874946
where are u from? I'll be ur bf

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>>35874946
>>What are you doing with your life?
>Killing myself

>>35875033
Define "ideal" and "perfect"..

>>35875033
Why is he perfect? And which one of you is in Europe?

>>35875033
have you webcam'd? Might be a lesbian larping.

>>35872868
>An actual Christmas Cake
You know most bots would fuck you in an instant right?

>why am I not married yet
Because I can't. I'm a lesbian. Also, most lesbians are butch (which I'm not attracted to) or crazy SJWs with green hair, so I don't have anyone I want to marry.
>what am I doing with my life
uni, work, reading, sleeping. Existing basically. I'll probably kill myself eventually.

>>35872926
stupid whore

originaldo

>>35875033
You haven't met in person and had sex? Then it's not a relationship.

>>35872823
Absofuckinglutely nothing which is why I'm single

Holy shit, so many lezbots. I had no idea. Are they more prevalent than straight fembots?

>>35874824
But I haven't even been "experimenting". I've never told anyone this. I would have no reason to pretend to be one because I'm the only one who knows.

>>35875219
Probably. You know the way you guys bitch about women? We have to deal with that too, plus a whole raft of crazy SJWness.

>mfw due to the nature of chans you'll never know which anon is actually a woman or a transniggerfaggotpos

>>35875219
>>35875230
You know how this place is prison gay as shit? Ditto for the women

>>35875247
Thats just the fags spreading their disease.

>>35875247
If I had the choice to be straight I would be, find a nice guy and not deal with all the bullshit women bring to a relationship. I'm a tomboyish kind of person in interests and in outlook (although I still dress and look feminine- I hate butch lesbians with a passion) and would love a loving, non manipulative passive aggressive userous relationship with a man, talking about vidya and politics and philosophy and society and stuff (no hair/makeup/gossip stuff). But I'm just really not attracted to them.

>>35875277
kek I was pulling your legs, I'm a bi grill

I personally just doubt anyone's exclusively gay or straight

Just fucking post a pic you slag

>>35875277
>>35875306
/lezbotsoc/ thread. Be sure to stream it.

>>35875306
Sort of just a response to all those people in the thread telling lesbians that they'll change. You were just the first one I saw.

Honestly, I think most female sexuality is quite fluid, but I think men are quite firmly rooted in their sexuality. You don't see straight men saying they'd marry a man "If they met the right person".

Guy here.
For a woman to get a man of my calibre. You need to pass a few checks.

At least have a discernible ethnicity. No confused mystery meat. No one fucking cares.

Being at least an 8/10 with any number of these attractive qualities large bust, great legs, perfect face, athletic body, sixpack.

Don't be fat. No do not fuck off.

Don't be a cunt. No one has time for wild crap thrown in their face when they are trying to love you.

Give sex. You better be ready to fuck on demand.

Do not dare be a feminist or even mention it. Fuck you for even thinking about it.

Dress appropriately. You have two choices dess homely or sexy. Sexy is for private and homely is for every other time.

Don't you dare try to humiliate your guy in any fucking way. An intelligent guy knows all your tricks fuck you.

Take care of your hair. You can have your hair at any length but deliberatly trashing it will get you know love. Fuck you.

No one gives a shit if you went to university or have a career. You're a woman stop being boring and start being attractive.

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>>35872868
i'm in the same boat, i'm 18, dropped out of highschool bc of my mental disability, my source of income is my disability money, and i live with my mom. people tell me i'm a beautiful looking girl (i doubt it though, no one likes a person with fucked up teeth.) but i was isolated from society growing up so i almost have no social skills, and when i DO try and engage in conversation people always call me creepy, and unlikable... i want somebody to love but nobody could love somebody with a personality as ugly as mine.

>tfw everytime boy attempts to flirt with me i panic and shut them down immediately
>tfw too weird to even interact with other neets like me
>tfw virgin forever

i wish i wasn't such a pussy about killing myself.

>>35875331
I'm not a lesbian you double nigger

>>35875345
alright no worries

ehh, I dunno, my experiences with bi guys kinda convinced me men are just more repressed about it, that they'll keep their gay urges aggressively closeted/ make excuses for them until they can seem either 100% straight or 100% gay
also see: traps and futa
I just think people pure straight or gay are a lot smaller group than they think

>>35875370
This is faggot wishful thinking.

>>35875349
I'm really not sure what you're trying to accomplish here.
>it's bait
If so it's poor quality
>it's real but you're roleplaying
You're posting on /r9k/ for gods sake. Don't roleplay, it's pathetic.
>it's real and you are of some kind of quality
You're still on /r9k/ indicating some deeply rooted psychological issues, as well as a clearly unpleasant personality, rude and commanding and aggressive. So you're not much of a catch.

>>35875352
>i want somebody to love but nobody could love somebody with a personality as ugly as mine.
I will love you. What's wrong with your personality? Would you take me as bf?

>>35875378
this is some pretty strong denial

>>35875379
I always laugh when women can't handle The Male List.
Since women are quite ok with their The List.

Sorry luv there is a list of requirements to make a man happy.
If you compromise you will get the sort of guy you aim for.

>>35875402
>If you compromise you will get the sort of guy you aim for.
And what sort of man do I want?

>>35875415
Not me because I can tell by your response you don't make the cut.

>>35875420
>Not me
You're quite correct, you strike me as an insufferable bore.
And what so endears you to the opposite sex?

>>35875402
>>35875420
r9k is ruining my virgin fetish

>>35875434
I'm sorry but I only talk to women who are at least 8/10 which is slumming it by my standards.

>>35875380
well for one: i forget things alot. i'll be doing something and just.. forget. this happens often, it's the only thing i could think of right now.
i don't know what's wrong with me, people never really wanna talk to me at all, mom tells me i can come off as a creep, and obsessive, so there's that.
>Would you take me as bf?
maybe.. do you have discord?

>>35875446
You have not answered the question, my dearest bait. Why are you such calibre?

>>35875451
Handyman#8692 is my discord.

>>35875462
I'm perfect.

>>35875471
Good to know your self confidence hasn't been tarnished in the least by your lowly circumstances and disposition.

>>35875491
I came here to bully femanons. That is the only reason i'm ITT atm.

>>35875508
lol you're not upsetting anyone, you're just coming off as laughably pathetic

>>35875520
Whatever you say honey. Don't cut yourself too deep.

Forever alone. It is r9k after all

>>35875420
Damn people here are too quick to judge, and just from one response

>>35875508
I would highly advise you work on your technique. Your petty subterfuge is very obvious, and as >>35875520 pointed out, you come across as pathetic.

>>35874815
>taking things seriously is melodrama
I don't actually hate them. They can do what they want. It still hurts.

I wonder when the meme will fall and you will all realize that there is literally 0 women posting on the thread.

>>35875520
shhh we werent supposed to make them think we didnt care

>>35875529
It's alright, she seems quite amused by the whole thing.
>>35875491
>>35875462
>>35875434
>>35875415

>>35875464
added you, my user is edith.

>>35875540
>mfw I'm serious and inside your little weak heart you know I speak the truth.
I know how women think and how to emotionally destroy them.

>>35875550
shid my mistake

>>35875555
quads of truth sister

>>35875547
I dunno. the lesbians seem pretty legit. Why would they lie? It's not like they want male attention.

I guess if you think about it, a lesbian is in the same position as a man in terms of dating and strict standards.

>>35872823
Not wasting my money on a ungrateful gold digger who would just use the marriage and the kids as leverage to ruin my life?

>>35875569
t. man roleplaying as a bull dyke

>>35875560
Ah yes, you're really succeeding while that chick destroys you subtly in some Austen style prose.

>>35875582
I'm not one of the lesbians. Just a guy casually lurking in the thread. I just can't see the value in roleplaying as a dyke on a board of depressed virgin misogynists, it's not like they're going to heap attention on you like one of the failed roasties.

>>35875585
Unless shes a solid 10 i don't care. Even if she was a 10 i reject them for breakfast and make them ball their eyes out.

>>35875600
Dude, do you really think 10/10s actually care about rejection? They've had their lives handed to them on a plate, and there's always another guy on the horizon.

>>35875618
Yes because i've seen what happens when they are rejected. They are only human with relationship troubles too.

>>35875600
Are you the true Alpha?

>>35872926
You should find a robot and double team some hot slut in a bar together, you would be like the ultimate team, and best of all it won't feel gay trying to get each other laid as much as possible.

Think of the possibilities.

>>35872873
What do you want from a guy?

Literally all I want is someone to hold at night and spend my time with, it's all just wasted otherwise. The things like going for a bite to eat together and me buying little presents here and there, all just to see a smile and maybe get a genuine hug out of it.

What kind of person couldn't satisfy those standards?

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>>35874792
Retard, where do you think you are?

>>35875379
>some kind of quality
after writing that garbage he can still be considered a man of quality to you?

RRRREEEEEEE

>>35875843
Dude, she was clearly being sarcastic.

I'm only 19, I want to get married young so I can have kids young

>>35872823

It makes me so happy that "fembots" all got fucked and dumped by guys. Literally used like a hole and dumped in the trash. And the sickest thing is I bet they wanted it too.

You will never be happy and you will never be able to take away what happened lmao

>>35875897
but if they wanted it that means they are happy?

>>35875928

Unfortunately for them, being a whore is not a happy lifestyle no matter who does it. Even the women that want it.

That's why all the female tears are very sweet because they can't help but to hurt themselves.

>>35874792
>tfw no insecure chestlet gf to comfort and reassure that she is perfect

>>35875520
>>35875550
let me be your slave forever please

thank you

>>35875352
You shouldn't worry about dumbfuck shit like that, especially if people call you kawaii. It's fixable too, but I'm sure you're gorgeous af and I'd totally be your bf(or daddy w/e you're into)and we can both make dumb fucked up weird jokes together and attempt an escape from NEETdom together.
>WhiteKnight2K17

>>35872823
>why aren't you married yet?
Because I can't get anyone to date me, even robots. Don't bother posting and saying "I'll date you, fembot," because you won't. They never do, and I've added over a hundred robots over the years trying to find bf. I'm 25 and I'm undesirable.
>inb4 you only tried to date failed normies not actual robots
I was rejected by a 34 year old balding virgin man.
The truth is that as much as you all complain that women "only want Chad," you all only want Stacy as well. You complain that women are camwhores, sluts, and superficial but that's because you focus all of your attention on instawhores and other women who plaster themselves all over the net for attention.

>What are you doing with your life?
Almost literally nothing. I live off of disability.

>>35876655
>Because I can't get anyone to date me, even robots. Don't bother posting and saying "I'll date you, fembot," because you won't. They never do, and I've added over a hundred robots over the years trying to find bf. I'm 25 and I'm undesirable.
What makes you undesirable? I'd hug you better at least
I'd hug half of r9k better lol

>>35876655
You have to understand that older guy, guys do not get desperate with age like women, they get fucking pissed.
He probably turned you down because he is literally on another level than what you think he is, dating probably isn't even his priority anymore, that's what guys want in their 20s when they are broke and lonely and all the women are still beautiful.
When they get in the 30s all they want is to enjoy the money and security that they now have and all the bitter women with aging looks and ticking clocks want a piece of it and he damn well knows it, this is almost definitely why he turned you down, you would be a risk to his way of life. Maybe if you had asked him ten years sooner he would have been happy to have you.

I won't date you either, but i will say this. Whether you know it or not you have probably stepped on someone's feelings as much as you feel like people have stepped on yours, try not to judge too harshly, we are all just trying to find happiness.

Man, reading these threads always crushes my soul.

Admittedly I'm not really a robot, just a weird kind of failed normie/cyborg. I've torpedoed every decent relationship I've ever had and been taken advantage of at least a dozen times to the point that I'm 31 now and so riddled with social anxiety that I barely leave my room.

Despite all that I somehow fucking magicked my way into wealth but I have no one to spend it on but myself and there's just nothing I want anymore other than the occasional passing wish to suck a shotgun's cock.

So I sit here and I read these threads with twenty somethings who've really barely got anything wrong with them other than low self esteems and it just reminds me that no matter how many ducats I amass, I'm fucking screwed because I have no ability to build or maintain human relationships.

Fuck me. I know you'll all hate me for it, and I used to think it was bullshit too, but Shakespeare wasn't totally off the mark with that better to have loved and lost nonsense.

>>35876655

Wow, I feel great sympathy. Oh wait, let me ask one question. Are you a virgin? What's that? No? Then fuck the fuck off you disugting roastie slut.

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>>35875882
>Tfw no other girls I've met are remotely interested in the same.
Everyone in Melbourne wants a relationship but kids seem to be off limits.

>>35876966
I'm 31 and pretty much in the same boat, except I've never been in a relationship. Lots of money but no-one to spend it on. I know I'm fucked but there's an extra layer when you see a twenty something complaining and you realise if they don't get their shit together they're going to end up like you but they won't listen to some guy on the internet.

>>35876966
If your a chick a would date you irl if you were always this honest, it's hard to find people that aren't shallow shitheads.

If your a dude I'm sure there is a girl out there that is in the same boat I'm in, just wanting someone to care for, just dying to get their heart broken.

>>35876999
>>35876966
How'd you two get all your money?

>>35877012
Gay porn
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>>35876999
For fucking real bro. And I get the myopia. I get why they won't listen to me. I wouldn't have listened to me. So I just get to sit here and watch kids do the same stupid shit except be fucking sad about it because they won't even have the wealth to in effectively fill the void with.

>>35877019
Seriously?
Why?

I don't want to see you take the bbc

>>35877012
I'm the second guy and I got my money by pretty much working and never spending it on anything I didn't need to. No parties, nights out, expensive hobbies, etc.

>>35877019
If you're going to fake being them you might as well put effort in

>>35877042
I see, thanks

>>35877012
It's a long story. Short version is that I was always good with school so I got through college without debt via scholarships and went into kind of a niche thing in finance. Worked my ass off thinking if I made enough money it'd make up for my other glaring deficiencies (terrible personality, crushing anxiety, and I'm like 5'2).

It didn't.

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>>35874792
Don't worry, that's a good thing! Big breasts are a delicacy irl but to actually have really small breasts is an even better one.

>>35877061
At least you can buy some cool stuff though right? Like a computer every few years and whatnot.

Just having that kind of income would make me feel better, I always worry about getting there though. All I've ever wanted is security, once I get it my life might lose purpose, it worries me a lot.

>>35872823

Because I'm not interested in relationships or doing anything else in real life.

I honestly don't understand how a woman can't find a partner if she wished it.
If you have even one stand out feature you'll be sexually attractive.
That doesn't even really matter because if you found the right guy being lovely to him would be enough.

I guess the irony is you are such egotistical whores you cant be. Haha kys.

>>35877098
I know you're not going to believe me but once you get over the initial rush of, "Whoa I can buy whatever I feel like," it gets really shitty, really fast.

I mean it's nice that I know I'm basically immune to homelessness, but that bit about not having someone to share it with eats at you over the years, until you end up like me. I could afford nice food and stuff but I prefer ordering garbage via order up so I don't have to leave my house and because I don't care enough to eat high quality food because there's no point.

I've literally got a $100k car that I haven't driven in over three months because I never leave my $500k house that I share with fucking no one.

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>boys likelihood of having aspergers compared to girls 4:1
>get it anyway
Rad!

>>35877162

A woman can go out on the street today, pull her clothes off and lay on the sidewalk with her legs spread and get dozens of guys to be with her. Women that are still virgins or are single are either not trying or are holding out for Chad.

>>35877165
Just get a gold digger waifu I'm sure it won't be that hard.

>>35877165
You should count yourself lucky. Socially inept people are dog food in the real world without your financial security.
I'd gladly take half of what you have and look live happily ever after.

>>35877165
do your neighbors ever give you shit for not leaving the house?

>>35877165
Not a single woman has come after you?
Or you just don't trust the ones that do?

If I were in your shoes I wouldn't want a gf, they didn't want me all my life and now you got 1m in assets and they are everywhere?
Yea nah fuck off whores, I would never trust a woman at that point, they obviously wouldn't care about me.

>>35877181
Welcome to the club Anon.
Also no Aspy gf to be confused by stuff feels.

>>35875727
me tbqh, I don't like being touched, leaving the house and don't smile due to actual aspergers

>>35877181
Aspergers is really bad from my experience, I hope you know how to not be rude all the time. Good luck finding a bf.

>>35877193
I remember I met some girl once on the net ehen she was young (18) she was very attractive. A couple of years later she was a pig, a virgin and she whined about how she couldnt find a guy despite advertising herself to rich old creeps.
I did my best with her but she was so stubborn. Gave up and told her to fuck off forever.

>>35877226
We're spreading, think of the power burgers we could have together.

>>35877194
Been there and done that. Could only keep the lie up for so long before I got so sad that I locked myself in my room and just stopped responding to her until she went away. It feels really bad to know that the only reason they tolerate you, stress on tolerate, is the money. It's okay for awhile because occasional sex and someone just being there, but that wears off.

>>35877196
Believe me, I appreciate the advantage of it. But that's also a major source of my self loathing is that despite even that advantage, the most I'm really good for is playing vidya 14 hours a day til I fucking die. And that's not as great as it sounds.

>>35875352
My step-sister has fucked up teeth and lips and she still looks cute.

Post a picture of your teeth? Not your face, just your teeth.

>>35877193

The difference is that would make a woman feel like shit, not happy.

>>35877165
If you'd really like to feel like you're helping someone out, or 'sharing' as you put it, you can always help me. I'm in desperate need of any money I can get my hands on because I have no money to my name, at all, and while I don't live on the streets, I'm practically homeless because I alternate between couches here and there with no real place to go.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KEW5w-k9d8
bird eats smaller bird

>>35877181
I think the actual occurrence in girls is higher. GIrls aren't diagnosed as often because the diagnostic criteria were developed from research on boys.

>>35877240
Good job Anon you became more successful than anyone else here and still remained empty, unhappy and alone.

>>35877240
Now you know why it's life liberty and the pursuit of happiness and not happiness itself.

>>35877202
No. It's a quiet white neighborhood and everyone stays out of each other's business. I've honestly never even spoken to any of them.

>>35877221
I mean sure. But like I said, I've been burnt fucking bad by gold diggers in the past. And I hate to admit it but I'm a huge fucking sophisticated and it really hurts to endure that. But I definitely identify with that angry streak you mentioned. Problem is, it doesn't make me any less lonely or feel any better about myself.

>>35872873

I'm not going to say all men are like this but realistically these are the kind of men I will attract what with being a useless womanchild hikki myself so I just don't bother due to being too lazy to sort myself

Having a rich attractive girlfriend would be great.
Id just sit in our house and fuck her all day.

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>>35874792
Boobs are just fake asses. Females without boobs are generally more honest. The less boob you have, the better.

>>35877240
>>35877245
I am literally begging you for money at this point. I know you worked hard for it but I've had some incredibly rotten luck, and parents who took the tough love approach a little too far.

>>35877249
Gonna beat the shit out of those birds next time I s

>>35877250
I can see how it would stand out more in boys since you expect boys to be boisterous, but no one finds a quiet girl odd

>>35877283
Lol anon dont beg. What are you indian?

>>35877181

What's the difference between a normal woman and a woman with aspergers? Serious question.

>>35877245
I think you misunderstand what I mean when I say share. Charity isn't the same.

>>35877256
Now you see the problem.

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>>35872823
I would ask a fembot to marry me in a heartbeat. The misanthropic cynicism and underlaying vulnerability is the ultimate qt 3.14


Unfortunately the moment I reach out to a fembot they scurry away like scared imps.

>>35877307
I think aspie women are super vulnerable. Ive met them at cosplay cons. They dont seem to realise rape is a thing.

>>35877301
No I'm not Indian I'm just incredibly broke. I'm on free wifi right now and I'm posting on a piece of shit tablet that I couldn't really get any value out of selling anyway, but I've gone days without eating before just to keep myself from having to sell it.

>>35877227
If I am it isnt conscious, but I do look at my phone when I'm not interested in someone, so thats probably a bit bitchy

>>35877307
most women's entire lives seem to revolve around socializing and managing and interpreting interpersonal relationships, while female autists have no idea about any of that

>>35877329
You are better off asking the guy for employment.

>>35877311
So giving a little charity to someone who'd eternally appreciate it wouldn't do anything for you?

I could really use some help honestly. I was kinda hoping you'd say yes.

>>35877250
The odds of a girl getting it is over 1 in 100 and those of a boys are under 100, but I cant find thr exact numbers right now

>>35877271
If I knew you irl we could go fishing and watch anime and all that shit on the weekends, I don't think it's impossible to have introverted friends, it's just hard to find them. Maybe you'll find someone, most introverted people understand that some people need to be alone for a few days sometimes, you just need to find someone you can identify with.

Hi everyone I'm from /x/. Using my para-fem detector I have detected immense amounts of female activity here.
Given this is 4chan, this is generally concen-- Wait, all of you are socializing with the females? Getting along? Shit. This page needs to be sanctioned, this is an emergency.

>>35877347
Unless you make a really convincing looking trap, no.

Sorry mate, my charity days (aside from tax breaks), are behind me.

>>35872823

I don't want to have sex so that puts my prospective dating pool down to closeted gay men

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I might be alone forever, but I can't hate all women for it.

I hope you all find happiness.

>>35877322
>Unfortunately the moment I reach out to a fembot they scurry away like scared imps.

That's why you're meant to use a net.

>>35877307
You get the traditional cringey high school girl who watches anime into their late 20s, and the non-cute shutin stereotype, I imagine

>>35877356
I've got friends. They're probably the only thing that keeps me from offing myself just because I know of the burden it'd put on them. But they're all the same age as me with families and shit like that, so hanging around them just fills me with even more remorse thay this one aspect of my life totally fucks everything up and makes it all not worth fucking with.

>>35877385
I think they're honestly afraid of men and have no idea how to react to any guy who genuinely wants to get to know them and be kind to them.


They take the reeeeee roastie meme too personally and I do admit that men on this site haven't been helpful in that regard.

>>35877371
That's profoundly disappointing.

Although the amount of money I was going to ask for could definitely net you a tax break, but you've made your decision.

At the very least I appreciate your candor, and you refraining from being insulting.

You have a good day mate. I hope you find someone you can share your life with. I can't imagine how much suffering you go through every day.

;_;7

>>35877401
Same desu, it doesn't bother me as much though, not yet at least.

I grew up in a very broken home so i never wanted kids, some feminine company would be nice but I'm not taking any chances that would let history repeat so here I am, alone watching tv.

It will probably always be like this, I wasn't ever really meant to do anything else i guess.

>>35877418

I don't like talking to anyone off of 4chan, bit too close to socializing for my taste.

>>35877418
The roastie memes true though. If you were a whore and you blew your chances you shouldnt expect people to give a shit.

>>35872868
You're literally me, down to the age. Except I'm a guy.

>>35877428
Good luck to you too. Try and chase those neet bux if you can.

>>35877437
I hear you. I was actually raised really well by a family with minimal fucked up shit going on. Which kinda makes it worse. They literally did nothing wrong but here I am watching a meaningless bank account accumulate while occasionally deflecting questions that kind of in delicately hint that they think I'm gay.

>>35872868
Can you pretty please show us your hymen?

Funny thing about women on 4chan is I view them as radioactive if they exist. I don't trust a woman that would lurk on this site with all the filthy trash on it and still be relationship material.
Many guys cant handle the shit on here. I doubt a woman can.

>>35877463
I can empathize, the anxiety kicks in hard for me when it gets really personal.

I keep a gun in my house so if someone breaks in i can shoot myself to avoid human interaction.

I want to marry a fembot and have our own family.

>>35874588
so do you like trucking?

>>35877503
Don't you think it's a little late to be maintaining standards?

>>35877463
I can get that. I used to honestly think that /r9k/ was mostly bullshit and memes but having tried to talk to many of you I see that the women here do have intense anxieties.


Now I at least try to let the fembots know that they are valued by at least 1 guy.

>>35877498
Well if your not gay you could buy a bunch of really nice figurines, I've literally never seen a gay dude with hot anime babes all over his house.

I've always wanted a saber figurine in the black tuxedo from fate zero, gay dudes don't like that kind of stuff.

Our shit just straight up hang Porn around, if they wanna call you gay they can get an eye full of tna every time they visit lol.

>>35877518
No? You might not have any but I do. Only retarded liberal women cant stand a man with standards.

>>35877468
How does a whore blow their chances?

>>35877418

Women that take anything off /r9k/ as a representation of how men are are retarded. The men here are the bottom of the barrel, lived lives getting shit on by the world, society, their families, and worst of all, by women. They're all bitter, friendless, virgin losers. The average guy here is nothing like what the average man is like in the real world.

But all women are the same. The women here desperately want to be whores but can't because they're either ugly or complete fucking losers.

>>35877552
>be in your prime you looking great.
>decent guys show interest decline decline decline
>fuck your way through a whole zoo of human trash
>looks fade, attitude stinks
>guys who were showing interest now balf in bags when they see you.

>>35876966
>>35876999
get some expensive hobby

>>35872868
We would have to have children soon.

>>35877574
>girls here are sad because they cant be whores
Well said brobot

>>35877541
Of either of those weren't terribly out of character for me and liable to get me committed, I'd consider it. Truthfully though, I don't really care if they think I'm gay. At this point I think it might come as a relief to them. But God forbid I have to suffer through the sort of awkwardness of my dad trying to set me up with a girl, except now it's a dude. That'd be too much to handle.

I just collect vidya thay I play for a day or two before losing interest and moving on. :t

>>35877574
Sure whatever you reckon.
Women have two problems they reinforce their bad behaviour by saying well those men are just losers
Or they have people like you doing it for them.

>>35877594
I have. It's fine until you hit your 30s though. Then no matter the hobby you just start getting crushed by the loneliness of it. It has to be something instinctual. Like if you hit your 30s and have no prospects at all the reptilian brain just starts telling you to off yourself so someone else can make use of the resources.

>>35872823
>tfw you don't want to get married because everyone is gonna stare at you on your wedding day
this is what's keeping me back, i promise it's the only reason i'm not married

>>35877574
I don't even think it's that.

In this day and age, even massive fucking landwhales are told their absolutely beautiful and perfect and there's nothing wrong with them or anything.

The women here just want attention, like all women do. Literally all they have to do is go outside every once in awhile and fucking exist. Do the bare minimum, and they'll get fucked by some Chad eventually.

Robots need to wake up and stop falling for the fembot meme.

>>35877609
> doctor you have to help us
> my son is obsessed with tits and ass >what do I do?
>......... you put the lime in the coconut and shake em both up
You'll be fine lol, just start collecting katanas and tell your dad his waifu is shit.

>>35877656
Then what the fuck are you doing here roastie?

>>35877663
I actually have a really nice collection of firearms. I kinda hate anime tho.

>>35877510
>not taking the opportunity to legally kill a normie

>>35877680
Substitute anime for something else then.

Anime is just funnier.

>>35877656
Just marry a hilariously ugly man and they'll stare at him instead.

>>35877335
uh yeah that's a lot bitchy, but that is like a lot of girls so you're normal in that regard.

>>35877710
Brother, believe me I've tried. Hell I spent like fifty large learning and equipping myself to do primitive blacksmithing. It was fun for awhile but no matter what the hobby is, after a bit thay depression creeps back in and reminds me that whatever it is is fucking pointless because I'm going to end up dying as if Scrooge had never come around in A Christmas Carol.

>>35877738
I think its more an energy or habitual issue

>>35877742
Could you make a Scottish claymore?

I've always wanted a legit one of those.
I'm like 6'4" so regular swords are like pig stickers on me.

>>35877574
>But all women are the same. The women here desperately want to be whores but can't because they're either ugly or complete fucking losers.

it's amazing how men's main insult for women is saying they're desperate for sex, which 1) obviously not true because a straight woman can have sex whenever she wants from how thirsty men are no matter how unattractive she is and 2) obviously projecting their own major flaw and self-hatred over this

>tfw no NEET fembot gf to turn into a housewife

>>35877767
Swords are fucking tough. They take for fucking ever and require a high degree of skill to not come out looking like some donut steel BS.

I made a pretty neat knife out of a 1080 Steel railroad spike once though.

>>35877771
Its because being a whore is giving it out to easily. This lowers the value in it.
A shitty old car is not as nice as a new one etc.

>>35872868
>I'm useless and ugly.
can we ban ugly women from this board urgh

>>35877837
I wonder how many robots would go nuts if they saw the fembot was a 9/10 rich cutie saying "im so ugly" kek

It would be amazing if an actual relationship actually developed from posting on an anonymous image board for degenerates

>>35877862
well is she a 9/10 rich qt

>>35877641
So what is it?
oblivious origami

>>35877876
Ironically I have multiple friends who've gotten laid off 4chan.

>>35877876
This happens sometimes somehow. I got two womens contacts off here once.
Didn't work out so well.

>>35877889
What is what? If you're asking what's wrong with me you should know better than to think anyone here has an answer to that.

>>35877892
Mind sharing your story?

>>35877876
I met my bf of 3 years on here. I said I wanted a qt virgin bf in my state and he was on the right thread at the right time. Now we live together

>>35877905
What is your expensive hobby?
Is it something that allows you to gain and develop new skills or is it just collecting expensive garbage?

>>35877948
We need more success stories like these

>>35877908
Not in detail but one was a board celebrity she was already taken though. Most interesting thing about her was she was very upper class and educated.
The other was a cute girl with slightly unusual looks. She rubbed me the wrong way though.
So I stopped talking. I found out later she was giving her details out to much and got doxxed trolled and had a mental breakdown.

>>35877948
How long did it take for you to have sex? Were you a virgin?

>>35875352
You say no one could love you but still boys try to flirt with you, it's one or the other roastie...

>>35877952
I've had a few over the years. The blacksmithing bit, gardening, I have an absolutely massive collection of 40k minis. All fine and well til the depression kicks back in.

>>35874588
>carry his children or be a trucker
D-did he start driving for Swift?

>no autistic gf with no self value
STOP MAKING THESE THREADS

>>35878014
I have a huge collection of 40k i cant enjoy it because of crippling ocd.
So I lift heavy weights to take my mind off things. I have a better body than every guy on /fit/ but no social life.

>>35878014
Get into guns (especially if amerifat). It's a good way of socialising.

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>>35872823
>Fembots, why aren't you married yet?
Don't want to, ever.
>What are you doing with your life?
Wagecucking and making dank maymays.

Worst thing about this board is its full of niggers looking for easy roasties. Its just sad.
Fuck any dumb roastie that falls for that.

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>>35872823
tbqfh famalama I've spent the years since graduating high school stewing alone in my apartment with no human contact outside of family and the pizza guy so I've developed unparalleled social retardation and my skellingtonlet body has developed an impressive pallor I'd describe as "lich-esque." To cope with my crippling inability to hold a normal conversation I've just grown gradually inward, so I come off as monotone and blunt. I've never so much as touched a guy because even in high school I was a major autist, so why start now? The best that would happen would be a pump and dump, because he sure as shit isn't sticking around for personality or looks, but I've always despised hookup culture.

Considering how much money I inherited from my dead grandfather and how little of it I really need to spend, this isn't going to change soon. So you could say I'm wasting my life but I'd describe it more as "living". I mean, it'd be nice to have a strong bf who entertained my interests and wasn't bothered by my frankly horrific lifestyle, but I accept that it's extraordinarily unrealistic.

>>35872823
Bullshit. Girls don't exist on the internet if it's not in porn.

>>35872823
>"fem"bot thread
>1 gorillion replies
Smh Tbh FAm

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>>35872868
>Nobody wants to marry 28 year old socially awkward virgin NEET.
Completely wrong.
Dream girl
>I have no dreams or aspirations,
So you won't nag or hector
>I'm scared to go outside and talk to people
I want a stay at home wife and you won't cheat
>Who would want to marry me?
Me.
I'd give you a snug, safe home; a great deal of care and affection; a stable future; you can avoid other people as much as you want; I'll give you happy children who adore you.

>>35878223
I only opened the thread because the girl in the picture was hot man, I swear.

>>35878249
You and literally everyone else in this fucking thread bro.

You aint gonna find a fucking girl here, move on.

To all the young fembots reading I have some advice. The happiest couples I know are those who got together early and stayed together. You will not enjoy riding chad cock and then finding yourself falling off when your looks fade. And they fate disturbingly fast, like I see girls my age (25) who now look really bad as compared to their prime.

So just find a guy you jive with, maybe he doesn't have everything together. Maybe he isn't perfect, he won't be a Chad. But guys tend to get ambitious and work harder once they have a woman with them. This is another thing, the lack of men doing anything is correlated to that, women aren't coupling with men long term so there is no point to achieve. A TON of guys are just being undervalued and not achieving their potential.

>>35878249
That's not going to happen. The female animal still want a Chad, even if she is a 0/10. If she lowered her standards I little she would have been laid a long time ago.

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>>35874722
>>35875176
I worked with a LGBT research project
>about them, not by them
Fun fact - at least 80% of lesbians have had consensual full-penetration sex with a man. Of them 90% said it was better physically than sex with a woman. Most 'ex-lesbians' say it took less than 2 months/12 instances of sex with the same man to 'stop being a lesbian'.

>>35878306
Noble effort but this was the standard thinking a century ago. Now roasties are told they can do anything.

>>35878285
The point I am actually making ios this
She's flat-out wrong.
I am not trying to get a date, I am trying to show that the #1 problem women have is they don't know shit about what men actually want and like.

>>35875668
>You should find a robot and double team some hot slut in a bar together, you would be like the ultimate team, and best of all it won't feel gay trying to get each other laid as much as possible.
having a horny lesbian wingman bro is my ultimate fetish

>>35878380
Go look at the post you replied to.

You're like the 10th fucking reply bro. She knows already. You're just jumping on the white knight bandwagon.

Women only come here for attention anyway. Quit giving it to them.

There wont be a single attractive girl ITT if there is 100% she will have a social media presence for her daily likes and messages.
She would be just posting here as a guilty pleasure.

>>35878165
I'm in a similar situation. What are your interests?

>>35876971
I live on the US East Coast, there's no way I'd go anywhere near your deathpit country, also I have a bf
But never settle for a girl who won't give you kids and be a homemaker, they aren't worth shit

>>35878481
You're safer in Aus than the US.
Not melbourne though that place is shit.

>>35876999
dude, if you want someone to spend money on, spend it on me

>>35872931

There are literally millions of men who want this as long as the lady is nice and will have kids in 5 years with him

>>35878563
Billions thanks to open borders.

>>35875446
Yet, here you are on this board. That's a lot of bullshit right there....

>>35878505
Hey I live in a white area in the North East, I went to a kind of black school though, it was occasionally violent
I also hate the heat

>>35878628
>I went to a kind of black school though
Gross

>>35878656
Eh, wasn't too bad

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Im not married or in a relationship (or have ever been) because I am mentally ill. Im a neet right now and i'll probably end myself because i'll have nothing better to do because I have lost most of my motivation to do much of anything these days.

>>35879429
age?
oragananasaisssss

>>35879460
Im 25 years old. Also when i said I was mentally ill, i dont mean like BPD. Im not a danger to anyone so its not like id go burn someones house down or go murdering pets. I just cant connect with reality most of the time

>>35879560
why don't you just turn off your brain and become my gf instead? literally the same thing as killing yourself.

>>35879600
I dont want to get taken advantage of

>>35872868

>Everyone falling for this bait

>>35876909
I'd date you femanon, I have no physical standards, just like too cuddle and play games with me sometimes, contact?

>>35879636
there are a lot of hungry dipshits to pick from. Surely, one wont take advantage.

>>35872926
holy shit this is probably my future too
noregrets...
i don't want my genes to multiply

>>35879636
I won't though.
I just have a huge savior complex, so I want someone to take care of. I don't really need anything lewd or otherwise from you.

>>35874588
How is this not just as much your fault as it is his? You knew going in that he was had no job and didn't care for your interests. Certainly doesn't excuse his shit behaviour, but you are the one who enabled it.