>found an oriental cockroach crawling on the wall of my apartment

>>35872799
You're fucked my dude. They're probably planning a full frontal assault on your butt hole to honor their lost brethren. Keep the lights on (:

>>35872911
>oriental cockroaches like moist dark areas
>I have constant swamp ass

I honestly might move

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Hope you don't have to get up to pee

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>>35872799
>oriental cockroach

>>35873068
Christ you could impale yourself on that mustache

>>35872941
>I have constant swamp ass

M7, move to Iglooland. Too cold for them to reach their soon2be home.

>>35872799
If you found one, at night which is the time they come out maturally, you most likely do not have an infestation.