>normies spend countless hours improving themselves and courting females
>spend countless dollars that also needs to be earned through mind numbing labour
>just to put their dicks in a slick hole
>meanwhile I get a red solo cup, two sponges, a rubber glove some olive oil with my fave anime drawings and it's only like 2 fucking dollars, go to town 4 times a day
>don't even have to take care of myself
Made the aforementioned device yesterday and my life has changed.
>>35872284
>>meanwhile I get a red solo cup, two sponges, a rubber glove some olive oil with my fave anime drawings and it's only like 2 fucking dollars, go to town 4 times a day
wait, what? Show us.
and yet you waste away your days endlessly talking about normies while they don't even know you exist
>>35872284
It's 3 holes actually
>>35872284
Only abnormies and omegas go through any of the hysterical bullshit you've posted here. Normies do fuck all or the bare minimum and get their cocks wet.
Enjoy your hilarious new fuck toy though.
>>35872311
>one fucking post
>all day
we're all gonna die anyway brah normie's should let their vanity and ego go
>>35872323
someone's jealous
>>35872300
sorry man took the pic and resized and everything but too much normal cunts cancering up my thread
>>35872382
>someone's jealous
Yeah, we're all jealous of a bitter sperg who is literally bragging about having sex with some oil soaked sponges in a plastic cup.
What a waste of good olive oil. I'm telling your mom.
It's not cheap, you know.
>>35872598
Olive oil is cheap as fuck. Are you poor?