The reason you're single is because you're a babyface

Most women don't seem to like full beards though they do like the sexy stubble

that's jim morrison, you jive ass turkey

i don't have a baby face and my strong jaw is one of my most attractive features

beards are far jawlets

>dad's side of the family has really good genes for beards
>brother can grow a wicked ass beard
>genes skip me
>i'm stuck with shitty stubble

why

I have a trimmed beard. Yay me.

I can't grow a beard, though. I wish I could. I'd look so much better.

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>>35871214
>baby face
>beardlet
>hairlet
I have no chance on this planet. Kill me now

>>35871281
this
t.jawlet

>>35871292
The stubble can work as this anon said>>35871257
Some women find it attractive because it's like the perfect blend of boyish and mature looks

Even if I grow a beard does not mean the bitches will flock. You have to be Chad also.

>>35871339

Ouch. Add manlet and id say youve definitively earned the right to suicide anon

>>35871366

Most Chads have beards.

>>35871339
Shave your head , get generic faggot tattoo sleeves, learn to play any instrument, already amti social so be known as artistic, hang out at emo clubs being weird, thank me later

>>35871421
No, most chads have confidence, and arent self concious, stop being a faggot

>>35871214
>The reason you're single is because you're a babyface faggot
Among the many other reasons sure

>Grow a beard and the bitches'll line up brobots
As if things werent bad enough I can even grow facial hair. Just some on my chin and upper lip.

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Chad doesn't need beard, look at the jaw. Nuff said.

>>35871214

>tfw got beard transplant surgery
>tfw women stopped calling me cute and started calling me hot

Who knew money could buy happiness?

>>35871214
that's Jim Morrison, OP.
Not Robin Williams

>>35871497

A beard would make him go from a 7/10 to a 10/10. I'm a girl btw

>>35871401
>5'11
I should jump in front of a train

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>>35871214
Do I look alpha guys?
I have been growing this a while

>inb4 mudslime
I'm not.

>>35871923
you look like a shellshocked taliban

why haven't you shaved the monobrow? why don't you let your moustache grow a bit longer? get a more modern haircut, dont carry around that blank expression

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>>35871923
>I'm not
lmao okay muhammad

>>35871962
>shaving a monobrow
That makes it far worse. He needs to get it waxed every few weeks and eventually the roots will die

>>35871214
I want to but I can't. I just can't. Why do you have to rub it in?

>>35871995
It's a myth that hair grows faster if you shave it. He could just shave it again every morning, like beardless normies do with their face. Takes like 5 seconds.

>>35871214
>tfw had facial hair since 14
>never has been patchy or anything
>tfw little cousin is 19 and doesn't even have a mustache
>keep telling him "one day..."
Does he have hope robuts?

I c-can't
Is a mexistache an okay substitute?

>>35871214
I look like a terroristwith a beard famalam

>>35871962
>>35872006
m8 the whole reason I grew it this long was because I couldn't be bothered shaving it all the time

Whats with all the metrosexuals on this board??

>>35871214
robin williams? jim morrison slack jawed faggot

>>35871574
5'6 here, learn spanish and move to Mexico, you're considered tall by most people.

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If your (cough)(cough) Asian.

>>35871214
No.
I'm single because out of all my (((friends))) I have the shortest hair

Fucking metalheads and their obsession over long hair.
Damned be the lanky long-haired metalheads.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE