Why are you not in the military? Its the escape from loneliness

They won't take you if you have a tattoo visible in dress uniform.
Otherwise I would've tried to sign on as an EOD. I'm sure they need plenty of those.

>positioned in a war going no where
kek, ill take my boredom on this side of the sea

I refuse to fight in a war that only exists to put more money into the banking Jewish elite's pockets

>i'm bored so i'll go to a third world country and get killed
>i'm lonely so i'll go be with a bunch of mutton heads

>>35870744
medical reasons

>>35870744
No good global conflict going on right now.

>>35870754
You can definitely have tattoos visible in dress uniform.
They're changing up rules moreso too right now
to promote 'inclusiveness' and open themselves to extra talent

im at work posting here.
you are wrong.

They wont take me because of my double vision.

>>35870744
i've been institutionalized so I can't join.

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>>35870744
I am currently serving as a conscript. Hell you are right
>escape from loneliness
Our company is 100 men, with whom you eat, sleep and spend the whole day. You just can't be alone
>escape from boredom
Sure, when we aren't doing pushups, we move heavy as fuck things, or march & sing, or fight (unreal) terrorists. And then, pushups.
Life in military is fun as God.

7 years ago in senior year of hs, I scored perty good on the asvab test and a few recruiters tried to get me but I was going through some bad feels, still do, from my best friend dying and all the year before. Plus I didn't feel comfortable with such overwhelming authority structure like saying sir with every sentence like John Kennelly from tcap. Besides I think when they saw my eyes they saw a guy that just wanted to be left alone.

I'm 25, probably too old.

>>35870744
I'm in the military. It freaking sucks. I hope you know OP your rights are taken away for the sake of other peoples freedom. Ever work 16 hour shifts 7 days a week for a year straight? Because they are legally allowed to do that in the military.