So you finally have a girlfriend? Congratulations! I hope you're

I have a chill older mommy girlfriend so will deal with any of those

>>35870378
>I hope you're ready to spend nearly every free moment texting her, listening to her talk about her day and about people you will never meet
Really? This sounds really nice.

> I hope you're ready to spend a lot of your discretionary income on her
Naturally, as she will be at home taking care of the kids, she won't be working a job, but still needs to buy leisure items

>Oh sure occasionally she'll throw you a bone and pay for drinks at the bar one night, but the vast majority of the entertaining will be out of your pocket
I'm not making a barskank my gf.

>I hope you are ready for that one week per month where you can do NOTHING to satisfy her and NOTHING to calm her down
These will be my days where I do what I want on my own.

>>35870894
>Really? This sounds really nice.
>These will be my days where I do what I want on my own.
HA you are one naive fuck

Ex basically nailed that to a tee except it was four weeks instead of one week.

Current gf is awesome and only wants me to be faithful which is easy because I'm not about to risk running into another bitch.

>RRREEEEEE GTFO NORMIE
okay I will

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>>35870378
Had one girlfriend when I was in high school.

It was awful, broke up with her fast and haven't had a girlfriend since. I'll pick up a girl once in awhile and keep her number for booty calls. Girlfriends are for POGs and guys who have low self confidence and don't think they can readily pick up women

all of that sounds great OP
the idea of a living person from the opposite sex caring so much about me to want me all to themselves and want to talk to me all the time sounds awesome. A female who loves me and cares about me. Thats the kind of thing I could only dream of.
maybe if you werent a stupid normie faggot you'd understand.

ur right

current gf is suffocating me

at least she is submissive enough to listen to me

im telling her she needs to look hot and give me time or i wont put babies inside her. she said she is trying to do her best.

>>35871787
Is she a fatty?

>>35870378
>I hope you're ready to spend nearly every free moment texting her, listening to her talk about her day and about people you will never meet
>implying you don't spend every moment worrying about getting cucked

>>35870971
OP you are either autistic or a bad troll
Or possibly both

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