>at the cafe
>getting my latte
>girl behind me drops her phone and it lands next to me
>I pick it up to hand it to her
>"Here you go!"
>she stares intensely into my eyes
>the other women start hooting
>she grabs her tits and gets closer to me
>some girls start stroking their clits furiously
>she presses her tits against me
>women start tearing off their shirts
>she leans towards my face, licking her lips as she does so
>women are throwing loaves of bread and bacon, lettuce, and tomatoes at some of the guys
>she gets close to my ear
>"I have a boyfriend."
there was an attempt made to be funny, it just didn't work. Please, try not to post again, thanks.
That seems to be the most logical way it would happen
>>35868810
This would be funnier if it weren't for the fact that this form of shit posting was used to parody something else
Try changing the exaggerated element a bit
>>35868956
Perhaps you could clean it up and use it as your own original work.
>>35869040
That would be stealing someone elses idea
I will let OP do that
>>35868810
So what happened after that?
i thought this was funny OP, if only because the endings surprised me
>>35868810
lmao women are such picky eaters
The picture was way funnier than the actual post.
>>35868810
make it longer and more exaggerated. keep the punchline and post it on /fit/. Perfect meme screenshot with retarded reaction faces everywhere.