HOLY FUCK GUYS I JUST SWALLOWED A FUCKING TRIPLE A BATTERY WHAT

>>35868619

>what the should i do???

nothing. it'll be out of your system way before your body can metabolize the battery casing and release the battery acid. you won this time.

How did you swallow a triple aaa battery

>>35868619
Kek, if serious, prob call poison control to be on the safe side. I think all the bad stuff will stay contained in the battery

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How do you manage to swallow a battery anyway?

Anyway if you don't go to the hospital for it, you might want to go pick up some laxatives or fiber bars or something to speed up the process (if it even works that way)

Have fun shitting out a battery.

>>35868704
kek
reminds me of the "Demons in my anus? It's more likely than you think." ad or whatever it was.

>>35868619
You'll feel a bit more energetic for the next couple of months that's all. Good job swallowing it, usually I have to take my batteries with a bunch of water and even then it's hard.

>>35868687
aaa aaa aaa battery

>>35868619
Go to the ER, get surgery. I'm serious as a heart attack. That won't pass easily through your colon.

>>35868619
It won't leak acid, it will be weird though. I swallowed metal things before.

>>35868892
It will pass, not easily, but relax. By the time he gets there it will be passing through the intestine and even almost at the colon.

>>35868619
you're probably gonna shit it out, from what i read chances are slim that it bursts open inside you

>>35868619
take a laxative
you dont want to take your time digesting that

>>35868619
swallow a double a, then a 9 volt, and for a banger, swallow a d cell that's powering a lightbulb

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What the actual fuck were you doing. One does not simply swallow a battery.

>>35868619
Go to the ER now. It will burn your insides.

last night fucked around and got a triple double

>>35869499
>swallow a double a, then a 9 volt, and for a banger, swallow a d cell that's powering a lightbulb

why?