>be a relatively known e-celeb >marry a fucking walrus

>>35868459
Maybe he loves her dum dum

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>>35868459
Pic related, even this Koala blobfish can get some pussy

>>35868459
You just reminded me he exists, is any of his stuff still worth watching? I remember getting a laugh out of his earlier reviews, christ that's starting to become a long time ago

>>35868459
maybe her huge fat body and pig skin gets his fuckin dick hard

Yet he's still having more sex than you.

>>35868533
Nope, his videos are always 70% unfunny skits that has next to nothing to do with the review itself. AVGN in the other side, still is worth watching if you enjoyed him in his earlier years, just ignore the last year's christmas special he did because it was utter shit

>>35868504

Wow she's not ugly but actually pretty cute. Good job for him.

>>35868500

HE WON'T LOVE HER WHEN SHE TAKES HALF OF HIS SHIT AND PROBABLY THE ENTIRE CAKE FOR HERSELF OOOOOOOHOHOHOHOHOHO

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>>35868504
He's a true role model for me

>>35868459
He married her so you don't have to

>>35868832
Underfuckingoriginallyrated my good man