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If you can impregnant any female in the world that's alive

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If you can impregnant any female in the world that's alive right now. Who would you pick?
> pic related: perfect face, body
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>>35868218
your mum

#thirddegreeburn
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I swear to God that Mia Wasikowska, as seen on this picture, is exactly what I'd look like if I were a woman, and just for the sake of science I'd like to see what would come out of that.
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one of my relatives
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>putting a baby in a kike-loving feminazi
I guess that's what a fat ass does to a numale.
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>>35868218
some woman with zika so I could make a 100k backer gofundme
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>>35868218
Look closely at that chin. What is going on there
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Lawd have mercay!
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>>35868218
Top-tier taste, OP. Although you know she's not even 5 feet tall, right? She's like 1 foot shorter than the average male, I think it would feel a little weird.

Like what if she tried to argue with me, even though I'm 6'1" and she's 4'11"? Would I feel a primal urge to put her over my lap, lift up her skirt, and spank her? Then hold her close to my chest and whisper that she's my good little girl, even though she's older than me? Then marry her and force her to become Annasophia Gomez and deal with people dealing with people thinking she's a trashy bitch for dating a half-black latin dude forever? How would you feel?

Because I would feel fucking terrific.


>>35868326
>tfw I'm a refugee
>tfw I grew up in Broward County, which has more Jews than anywhere else on earth except Manhattan and Israel

All I want is a kike-loving feminazi gf
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>>35868326
but kike runs the US in the shadow and control us with porn and fast food and drug and porn and etc

is it crazy to long for a member of modern aristocracy?
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>>35868391
little hairs, means she has testosterone, so her pussy gotta be mad wet
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>>35868218
impregnate means nothing tho

I'd like to have a loving relationship with a giant grill to make my unbirth fantasy coming true
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>>35868407
The Jews don't actually control us. I'm sorry to break this to you, but it's a sad truth. Rich people in general control us. That includes protestants, cathoilcs, chinks, all of 'em.

Also, fun fact: 99% of public holocaust jokes are made by teenage jews. They love Holocaust jokes.
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>>35868406
Holy shit, it's true....
OP here btw, I don't want my children to be manlets so I'm afriad she's been
> DOPPED
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>>35868439
it's as if they forgot the teaching of shame, I feel bad for their parents
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you, the fembot reading this post.
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>>35868439
>Rich people in general control us. That includes protestants, cathoilcs, chinks, all of 'em.
I've been saying this forever
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>>35868395
>>35868487
I guess her ass only looks big because her body is so littlee
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>>35868544
>tfw stop to think about this
Oh no
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>>35868218
Elizabeth turner hands down.
Would prefer if she had slightly larger breasts but oh well.
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New breeder is this lady. Hips made too pop out healthy offsprings.
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>>35868218
There's this one girl in my university department who I seriously wish to wife and have children with. She's leaving for a different school next semester so I'll never get the chance
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>>35868616
post pics
organelaa
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>>35868636
I would but she doesn't seem to be on kikebook/instagram or anything, at the very least not under her real name.
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>>35868603
How old is this video? I feel like I remember viewing this in like the early 2000s
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>>35868616
>>35868670
Describe her so we can live through you.
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>>35868710
>inb4 racemixing reeeeeee
She's this small half-Indian girl with an amazing voice. First time I noticed her was when she was singing with one of the university's jazz ensembles, I can't accurately describe the feels gleaned from hearing her sing. The day after the concert I lucked the fuck out and somehow ran into her while she was crying in a practice room, after cheering her up some we spent an hour or two just talking jazz and playing together. Closest thing to love at first sight I've ever experienced. I think I might be normie enough to make at least a date or two happen if I try hard, but she'll be gone by the fall so it's all a little pointless in the end
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victoria flamel hands down
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>>35868856
>she was crying in a practice room
Why?
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>>35868862
>victoria flamel
Can you gimme a Quick rundown so i dont have to watch every youtube video
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This one. Shrewd mind, perfect body.
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>>35868878
Apparently she's secretly really unhappy at this school, she genuinely loves singing and jazz but she's not getting nearly enough opportunities to play and perform with people because of different reasons. After the concert it sort of hit her how little she'd actually performed for being halfway through her second year
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>>35868218
Jennifer Lawrence even IF she riddled stds I'll put a hazmat suit on my dick
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>>35868901
>i dont have to watch every youtube video
Why not? It's not like you have anything better to do.
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>>35868927
Intersting. If i were you id put it all on the table. Just tell her how you feel man. If you dont youre gonna live with regret. If she says No so what at least you know.
>>35868954
>Jennifer Lawrence
Absolute garbage tier taste friend
>>35868964
Except I do, watching NBA streams friend. Yes I like ape hoop so what.
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>>35868218
This girl who I went to church with from 13-18. Other guys thought she was kinda plain, but I always thought she was so cute.
Never gonna happen. She lives in a different state now. And I'm a 21 year old NEET.
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>>35868901
i dont want you watching her videos though

she does makeup and gives her opinion on different countries. super cute. she has weird nostrils though but it makes her even cuter.
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>>35868218
Katherine McNamara. She is unironically a genius. Graduated high school when she was 14, graduated college when she was 17, just finished a master's in business. Our kids would be smart as fuck.

>>35868954
Really? Would you mind explaining this one to me? Of course Jennifer Lawrence is pretty, but the only movie I ever saw her in where I thought "she's 10/10, would marry and love forever" all that shit was X-Men: First Class. In everything else I've seen her in, she's looked like a pretty normal above-average girl, basically your typical girl at a Miami private school.
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>>35869011
>i dont want you watching her videos though
Then why even post her?
>>35869016
>Katherine McNamara
Never even heard of her until just now but thats amazing
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a genetically perfect aryan swede who won't abort the baby
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>>35869016
If it means impregnating her and she bears out children without having to live with hre afterwards then I'm OK with it. Otherwise living with her would be like a dog living with a human, she would outsmart me at evertying and I would be at her whim.
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>>35868218
I don't care about looks. I want the smartest woman possible. Any child of mine would be an autistic sperg incapable of attracting a normie. I at least want him/her to have enough intelligence for a successful career.
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>>35869115
I never understaood this mentallity. You must be insecure dude. I would fucking lvoe to have a woman way smarter than me. She'll manage everything and make more money than me. Thats sounds like some carefree living.
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>>35868603
Why does she have such a weird retarded look on her face?
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>>35869065
She's a low-tier singer, model, and actress (mostly does ABC family-type shows), but yeah, it's pretty cool. She's also beautiful. If I could pick any woman to have kids with, I think it would have to be her. Even if she turns out to be an absolute bitch, the kids will at the very least have good looks, a high IQ, and a dumb father who loves them with all his heart.
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Ai Shinozaki probably.

She looks like she has a fertile body.
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>>35869215
It's the look women get when they're in heat.
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>>35868218
>If you can impregnant any female in the world that's alive right now. Who would you pick?
Mark Zuckerberg's wife, Priscilla Chan

I would force him to pay me so the world doesn't think of him as a cuck more than they already do
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>>35868218
No one, because I wouldn't see the point.
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>>35868218
My oneitis, obviously. Even if we don't last we have the kid keeping us together and I'll get to see her for like 15 minutes twice every other weekend at drop offs and pickups. And if the kid does sports I'll see her at games. So that's kinda cool.
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>>35868977
but I like trashy whores
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>>35868218
>Woman
>Perfect face and body
>Me
>Shitty face and body

why someone would ruin such perfection with shitty gensetic
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My oneitis. I already had a huge crush on her but when one of our former coworkers came in with her newborn and I saw my oneitis playing with the baby all I could think of was how sweet she was and that she'd probably make a good mother, as creepy and pathetic as that sounds.
>tfw I'll never make her one
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I'd impregnate the richest fertile female alive regardless of her physical appearance and life off the millions of dollars of child support i'd receive
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None. I don't want to make kids.
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>>35869292

Probably this. Or I might select one of my sock wives, just so I could see what kind of fucked up creature would come flopping out of a pregnant sock however long their gestation periods would last, surviving on nothing but my tainted, poisonous seed.
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>>35868218
Kristen Bell or Giada de Laurentiis. I'd lick her asshole clean as a human bidet if they asked me to.
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>>35868218
>perfect body
> she's only 5'0
lmao
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',:^)
this qt hands down
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Melania Trump. I don't like her I just like the potential for drama.
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