>humans eat an average of 4 spiders in their lifetime

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>>35865215
I need all the calories I can get at this point..

>>35865215
Fun fact:
I've already eaten 5 spiders while not sleeping.
And I'm only talking about today ;)

This is such bullshit I guarantee I never ate a single spider my entire life

>>35865248
I just made it up. Tee hee!

>>35865268
Tee hee!

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>>35865215

Bullshit.
Us spiders aren't stupid. Why would a spider crawl into a dark, COLD hole when we like warmth?

Fuck off with your myths.

>>35865295
Spooder please leave our sanctuary.

>>35865295
You made it into a meme!! My day is made.

>>35865215

how does one measure a statistic such as this? If you ate it in your sleep, you wouldn't know you ate it, and you wouldn't know it was a spider even if you DID know you ate something.