>want to try out the new crab restaurant in town >the smallest

I wish, some crab sounds might tempting right now.

>>35864630
Stop eating sea bugs you sick fuck

I'll be your wing man.

I'll pretend to be your date but not show up. You look sad and the waitress pities you and gives you attention. You ask her to please sit down and eat the other half with you so you don't look like a stupid reject. Get number and pity sex.

Gonna cost you $60.

>>35864630
What restaurant only serves meals for two?

>>35864680
oy vey, 40 dollars? I can't afford the 20 dollars you offered me but I can offer you 10 dollars. So we have a deal, 5$ goyim

>>35864630
Eat the whole bucket.
Give no fucks.