>just got fired from a job literally an hour ago >broke

>>35863968
>>legitimately near retarded
>>cant swin
>swin
swin

Well at least you posted proof

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>>35863968
Serves you right, fatty

>>35863968
file for unemployment

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The solution to your problem is easy:

Simply don't look like me. As long as you don't look like me, you'll be afforded more than plenty of benefits of the doubt from others in a position to hire you. They've interviewed enough people like me to the point that people like you are a relief.

t. little old one-eyed retard with hearing aids

>>35863968
>shirt
Hey at least you have a shirt.
GJ buddy

>>35863968
Pursue the path of receiving neetbux

>>35863968
Post dick pics OP

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>>35863968
>>broken teeth
>>cant drive
>>is a meme

>>35863968
If you are white and/or tall, you still have a shot.

If not, you never had a chance to begin with.

Originalissimo

>>35863968
How did you get kicked out of the military?

>>35865315
Shot my commander

>>35865315
I couldnt fold clothes properly

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>>35865382
That's why they cut my hours at The Gap.

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>>35865370
That's badass sempai

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>>35863968
Did you really want to work with a bunch of mexicans/niggas anyways?

>>35863968
you should do it
do you look forward to the future
just fade out bro

>>35864528
Ur parents did drugs and drank while you were inside them

>>35863968
Is this Michael?

>>35865418
quit posting your fucking stink-eye dude

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>>35865563
Close! Chain-smoking mother. Not sure if Viet vet dad's exposure to agent orange contributed.

The cigarettes forced me into a preemie birth. I never stood a chance.

>>35865583
Who is micheal original?

>>35865621
Guess not, used to work with a short guy with fucked teeth who was kicked out of the military and an insufferable faggot.

>>35864528
This was entertaining the first time you posted it, but now it's just annoying. I know it's fun to get attention, but like this people will just be annoyed by it.

Post your eye maybe at most every few days, preferably less often, and only in threads where it actually fits, and you will have a long term stream of attention from here. With what you're doing now people will hate you before long

>>35864528
I think it looks pretty...

>>35863968
>shirt
>is a meme
What did you actually mean by these though?

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>>35865616
I am ambivalent and this is reddit! Le upboats for everyone!

>>35865821
He meant he's shit and a literal meme.

Iktf anon, got kicked outta school for fighting after being bullied and stolen from for months. I'm a failure and shit at everything. I got a job at a store but can't even do basic shit like folding the sandwiches right. My parents moved across the globe and try to forget I exist.

>>35865905
Wait so he's like a real life meme? How did you manage to do that OP?

>>35865382
I seriously doubt this. They smoke you again and again until you learn.

>>35866006
Just leave m8, this thread isn't meant for people like you

>>35866106
But what if I want to be a meme too? Don't hide your secrets from me

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>>35866223
You're an idiot

>>35866059
Tis true