> Hey big bro! I'm gong to a party tonight, mind buying

I'll give you beer if you lick my asshole until I complete on myself.

>not being best friends with your sister
>not getting her help with clothing attitude etc.
>not learning to socialise with women through her friends
>not being attractive to women by being a protective family man towards your sister
There are your problems.
Also death to all only childs

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Is this a trick? You know I don't want to go to the party anyway. Yes, you can have some beer, but I'm taking a share.
>when your siblings are cool and actually invite you to places even though you are a shut-in

>>35863778
Pretty much thiss.

>>35863672

No invitation, no beer.

I don't supply parties that I can't attend.

Buy her alcohol as in, she hands me the money and I buy it for her? Sure, why not?

>>35863778
>not being best friends with your sister
>not getting her help with clothing attitude etc.
>not learning to socialise with women through her friends
>not being attractive to lesbian women by how passable you look thanks to your sister
>now blowing off all those butchy rosties and having an incestuous quasi lesbian relationship with your sister
ftfy

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>>35864035
I'm sorry sir, I'm a bit hard of hearing, could you repeat that please?

>>35864089
>living in a police state
Americans

>>35863672
What the hell? I don't have a little sister. Who the fuck are you and how did you get in my parents house?

>>35863672
"Only if your friend, Stacy, gives me a blowjob"
C'mon niggers, you're not going to get leverage like that everyday, you gotta go for the gold.

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>>35864898
> Why are you so difficult! Ugh, OK then, but make it quick!

>>35863672
Sorry i am muslim and my sister had dignity to not drink and get in risk of rape. anyway she goes to another kind of parties they are called "Marriages" its like when a woman want to settle with a man and make babies and share everything. the party is big it involves FULL DINNER, DJ, AND DANCING. WOOOO

>>35864898
this

say it boldly and then play it off as irony if she says no

fuck i wish i had siblings to manipulate

Drive me to the store so I can also buy my own booze. I hate walking so much. It's worth the ride.

>>35864089
>America is the land of the fre-
Oh

>>35865503
"WTF IM TELLING MOM"

NO DON'T IM SORRY

original scenario

How's having a sister like?
Do you get to touch her vee vee when she comes back home drunk?
If your parents caught you having sex with her would they get angry?
Idk anything about having a sister, sorry if my questions sound weird

>>35864089
>Police are your best protec-

o say can you see

>>35866551
at least mom isn't the police

>>35864089
This guy looks like someone who opens beer bottles with their asshole.

>>35863672
>tfw your bigger sister is like a best friend to you and she gets all your jokes and is similar to you politically
Feels great.

>>35866794
have you fucked her yet you fuckin loser

>>35863672
I'm telling mom and dad.

>>35863672
>do I have to go out?

>>35865445
Does she have a perfect face?

Considering that my sister is 16 and I'm 28, that would be weird as fuck.

Aslo sinc eI,m a normie I have my own friends my age I party with, I don't feel the desire to party with children.

I've seen one of ym sister's party once, teenagers are a bunch of idiots who have no idea how to drink or do drugs. It's more fun observing them than participating.

>>35863672
absolutely no liquid jew in my house bitch. Im gonna strap you to my chair and force you to listen to shitty straight edge hardcore music all night.

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>>35866630
>>35866794
I have an older sister too, and I know what you mean about her understandin me. I guess all the times she's seen me at my worst/weakiest makes our bond extra special. Something I don't think even a future wife will understand. The feeling of growing up together and her sheltering me at school when I needed her is like having a best friend who's also your mother in a weird way. And feeling her body press against mine when we hug doesn't feel sexual at all, it makes your heart warm and gives you a sense of safety.

>>35863778
>death to only children
>but he's still a virgin
>his only social interaction with women is with his sister's friends who fucking hate him but act nice to keep the sister happy
lol

>>35864898
No one is sucking your little NEET dick for some beers. If you had drugs you'd have a point but I'd bet you're too scared to do drugs

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If you need ME to buy beer,then you shouldn't be having it. Ain't risking my freedom for your underaged ass,sunshine. And tel the assholes who don't want me around them the Party is Wherever I am Standing.

>>35864089
not illegal to provide a family member with alcohol.

>>35863672
You look 21 to me bitch. Go get your own damn alcohol.

>>35868643
That only applies to family members if they stay within your house. If they take it outside or share with other kids, then it becomes illegal. Also, most states have civil laws that forbid giving alcohol to any minor. Tis the sad police state we live in.

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>sister keeps telling me to kms
>not sure if she's genuine or just saying it out of anger

>>35868781
my sister did the same, she is reacting to her great ape instincts to remove useless eaters from the tribe, we are like the runt of the litter or that chick the mother rejects

she just reacts to these emotions instantly without thought or moral considerations

if there is more than life than to be tied to our naturally evolved instincts we must learn to control normies and nature

>>35863672
the only appropriate response is one meant to make her as guilty as possible

>hey, if you don't me to go to that party because you're embarrassed to be my sister, you could have just said so, you piece of shit

>>35868836
that wouldn't make anybody feel guilty, I'm pretty sure that would just make them hate you man

>>35868766
>Consumption is not explicitly prohibited.
>New York does not have a statute that specifically prohibits purchase, but it does prohibit purchasing or attempting to purchase alcohol by using false evidence of age. See N.Y. Alco. Bev. Cont. Law 65-b. APIS does not include laws with such limitations in the Purchase policy topic.
>No State-imposed liability for hosting underage drinking parties.
"furnishing" is illegal but they have to prove that if they want to ticket you

>>35864134
>>35865780
>>35866667
>>35868766
>Children pretending to know what a police state is whining that they're not allowed to drink and drive

>>35866630
A sister is having a lifelong best friend and a confidant who knows everything about you. Anyone with a healthy relationship with his sister would not feel sexually attracted to her. Incest is a meme. Only people with severely broken family relationships desire sex with a sibling of either gender.

>>35863672
Yes I'll buy the beer remember sharing is caring 3 for me 3 for your bullshit party next time go suck off chad and his friends for beer

>>35868866
but the above statement is totally true

>dont help her
>she probably made a promise to bring beer
>she fail and disappointed her friends
>crash the party and embarrass her
>to finish it off, tell your parents

>>35868866
>implying you're supposed to use the "so sad :(" card
>implying she wouldn't just respond with disdain or indifference unless you attacked her

>>35863672
ive got 2 little brothers so i feel i could actually be dealing with this.

as long as at the time i trust the one im buying for id do it, as soon as im given any reason not to nah not happening

>>35868886
Lol, no. Only an authoritarian would say the U.S. is not somewhat of a police state. It's not about drunk driving laws. America has so many damn laws and regulations, that anyone of us could be fined or thrown in jail if a cop felt like doing so. There is a reason almost everybody in America gets nervous when they see a cop.

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>>35868946
>>35868896
> thanks for buying me beer so I can pass out in public and get raped by strangers.

>>35863727
>complete on myself

fpbp

>>35869002
literally who passes out from drinking beer
i know for a fact that women have a lower tolerance but come on

>>35869002
i said brothers, id never buy for my sister, women are too dumb and cant handle something of this importance

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>>35863672
>Wanting to go to sisters party
You never had a real sister before, they are like jackels. You think hey, what a cool dog, yeah sure I can help, then snip snap there goes your thumb becuse you looked at her funny in front of her jackel friends.

And your parents will be on your ass so hard if you dare corrupt the darling perfect sister who can't do wrong.

But yes I'd buy her beer, but only because I know that keeping her happy via favors will keep her from conspiring with my parents to ask questions about what I'm doing with my life and other bullshit she loves to stir up.

>>35863672
"you perfidious ass bitch."
then laugh in her face and backhand her

>>35863778
>tfw no sis