Why don't you ride a motorcycle? It's the perfect

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>>35861883
Remember that crotch rockets are for low test betas

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>>35861883
Could you recommend me a bike that fits my 8/10 facial features?

>>35861883
No one thinks I''m cool for riding a motorcycle.
That's not what it's about though, so it's fine.

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>>35861883
for all reasons you listed, i am not actively looking for a motorcycle
>too cowardly to kill self
>to shy to get out of NEET habits
>IQ of 168 but autism hinders me useless in public
In 5 months my life will be nothing but a motorcycle crash statistic, and im finally smiling about it. THX OP

>>35863426
too bad youre going to get gud and be mad at the brainlets in traffic

>>35861883
My first time riding on the street 2 separate pieces of jailbait waved at me.
Then I stalled right in front of them.

>>35861936
This guy knows what's up. Only bitches ride pavement

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>>35861883
>motorcycle
>can only ride alone
>motorcycle
>can only ride alone
>motorcycle
>can only ride alone

>>35861883
Also
>there are many holes you can fuck in a motorcycle

>>35861883
Really? Because all motorcycle riders I know are tryhard faggots. It's like the fedora of transportation. I even know a couple autists that love their bikes.

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>>35865344
Eheh
"love" their bikes

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>>35865344
>he doesn't pat his baiku on the head after another happy journey
>he doesn't make sure the garage he keeps his baiku in is comfy
>he doesn't make sure his baiku is always healthy as can be
Shameful!

>>35861883
I still feel ashamed for crashing my sv650

>>35865465
>he doesn't pat his baiku on the head after another happy journey

I sometimes brofist my car.

I guess that might be one of the reasons for no gf.

>>35865686
>brofist
I treat my bike more like I would a daughter, tbqh.

>>35861946
triumph daytona

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r8 my baik

>>35865465
lol i actually pat my bike on the tank after almost every ride

ive also named it

>>35865709
>he wants to ride his daughter around town
Anon, no! Stop it. This isn't healthy.

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>>35867083
N-No, it's not like that! I meant I care for her deeply, that's all!

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I'll buy a Grom/MSX125 soon. Thoughts?

Pic related. I'll it in this color.

>>35867174
perfect for weebs

>>35867215
yeah sure man ok

All I want is a Vogue 103.
do someone have 999 euros to spare? best choice i guess.

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Post dream bikes.
This or a '96 Kawasaki Ninja 750.

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>>35867251
forgot pic.


originale peugot vogue 103 white 55

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>>35867273
new Triumph bobber looks pretty sweet

>>35867174
Not good if it's your only bike. Unless you're a restricted eurocuck or something.

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>>35867273
A E S T H E T I C
They weren't available in America so it's probably never going to happen. Realistic dream bike is literally any liter peter

>>35867319
It'll be my first bike. I don't see why it'd be bad as I will be only using it in the city. (Berlin)
Also, yes, I'm a Europoor.

Why would it be bad?

>>35867406
125s are fun to dick around on, but if you ever want to hit the highway or long-distance rides you'll be sorry. I'd get any of the 250-300 bikes as a first bike, they're not that much expensive and have great resale value.

>>35867276
aesthetic, you have good tastes. but you know its a moped not a bike, right ?

>>35861883
>implying a robot can ride a motorcycle

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>>35867522
We've been doing it since an art movement of the early 20th Century, Anon.

>>35867460
Yeah, you're right. But sadly, in my country you have to hold a motorcycle license for at least 2 years until you can upgrade from 125ccm. Until then, 125ccm is the maximum.

I have a ninja 300 though

It's okay I guess

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Waiting to buy this.

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>>35867273
'79 Kawa Z500

I really want a classic cafe racer but I've only ever ridden fuel-injected bikes so the carbs might be a pain.

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>>35867174
not even good to learn on.

>>35867276
good luck finding one. search for an mb5 instead

>>35868282
I keep wanting a 70s carb bike with a cafe racer look. I keep hesitating on some bikes because of how old they are, and how finicky carbs may be. Parts availability and unforseen repairs making it cost more than a new bike.

Shit like a failed transmission or engine shortly after buying it makes me hesitate hard.

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I'd like to ride one day. Any tips for not dying?

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>>35867276
all step throughs are nearly the same, except for parts of the engine. you might find better access to parts (and cheaper) getting a tomos or puch.

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>>35861883
I got one though and other love it I always pay it on the tank to let it know it's a good baiku

>>35868362
bandit?

>>35868367
older carbed bikes are often better than newer ones since there's no throttle sensor or emissions/vacuums to fuck with. just get fuel flowing, float valves that dont get stuck, and youre golden. but overall, FI is better reliability.

the transmissions tend to be ok, old clutches might be questionable, but theres usually something wrong with the top, like a rotten head gasket, untuned valves, rusty gas tank or shitty petcock, or bad electrics.

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>>35868519
bandit twelve hundo. i keep gettin caught with it up

Newb question.
When stopped and have the clutch pulled, on take off I keep cutting out the engine. Am I supposed to give it a bit of gas before slowly releasing the clutch?

I bought a motorcycle last year.
Rode it four times.
Scared the SHIT out of me.

Sold it last week, broke even, spent all $600 on tequila.

>>35869412
Yes, generally. Some bikes have enough power that you don't need to but pretty much any starter bike you want to ease in the gas while releasing the clutch, or you'll probably stall.

>>35869452
While I release or rev before I release?

>>35869470
Both.
You'll figure it out as you do it, but you should be giving gas at the same time as you release the clutch.

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>>35869507
Ty, senpai
I give you the gift of testicles.

>>35869412
yes, just like if you've ever driven a stick, which I assume you haven't
DW, made the same mistake when I started, luckily I had my dad to help me

My problem with bikes is when you get into an accident, you don't just die. You either end up paralyzed or having your leg or arm cut off. So you gotta live life even worse than before.

>>35869528
Okay, I'll bite, why are there 3?

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>No motorcycle license
>No job to buy bike/accessories
>Want a dual sport bike like something pic related

>>35869540
My dad beats me
>>35869554
You'll bite nothing. This pristine trio houses autism the likes of which this board has ever seen.

>>35869554
Let your family know you'd rather die. My mom knows the drill. Even if I have a sprained ankle from too much DDR, bitch knows to pull the plug.

>>35861883
I'm on my third now. All 3 are BMW enduros.

Pro-tip: buy a Sena so you can listen to music.

Since 2010 Ive done over 40000 miles.

For a while it was the only thing keeping me going.

Also, BMW are the best: you dont have to pretend being a hells angels or a wannabe gym rat. Both groups leave you alone.

>>35865344
Don't ride a homosexual bike then, harley's/cruisers are for fat boomers, "sport" bikes are for middle aged cucks that can barely ride and think they're pro, scooters and tiny engine bikes are for women and faggots.

The ONLY solution is to register a dirt bike on road, get a 4-stroke trail bike or a 2-stroke non-powerband farm bike and just get it registered. You can put road slicks on them and turn it into a motard if you want, my bike either pisses people off, impresses some girls and men, and is ignored by most non-whites and old lady's. It's fun seeing unbearably annoying normies get triggered by a loud 2-stroke and black exhaust fumes in their face, while some virgin girls love the growl and guys who love engines give you an approving look and a nod.

>>35869424
It's not for you then, it's scary at first (especially if you bought a bike with a massive engine like most retarded newbies do), but you usually get over it after a couple of rides, and you'd keep trying if you were interested.

>>35861883
<can only ride alone

saged

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Someone here took this advice and found the motorcycle class was filled with normies. Then they failed the test and got bullied by stacy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btfLs0OqA78

>>35861946
Yamaha PW50

>>35870887
T-this is faked, right? Like those stacy audios?

>>35870887
Oh right, I forgot people record everything nowadays, since I haven't been outside for so long, guess that's one less thing for me to try. Thanks.