>gay >dysfunctional penis >get catcalled by girls >blush,

>>35857618
Ignore em
Get on tinder

>>35857627
isnt tinder a straight people thing

>>35857690
I think grinder is a gay version of tinder

>>35857690
You can find boys in it too

>>35857714
grindr is just old people trying to get their dick wet

>>35857721
thanks for the advice anon~

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>>35857618
very easy to get a bf
there are tons of guys on r9k looking for a relationship
the first day i was ready for one I found a really great guy, super tall, dom, loving and caring, big dick, handsome.
he treats me just like a girl and loves me a lot.
although it helps that im tiny and i am pretty cute.
i didnt even post in a relationship thread/ i didnt even make a post about wanting to be in one, i just mentioned that im really small and like 10 guys were interested in me

>>35857618
>dysfunctional penis

What?
How?
Why?

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>>35857814
>you will never be fagchad

>>35857814
ill try this

hello anon, i'm short, blonde, feminine and submissive.
[email protected]

>>35857906
long story. rather not talk about it

>>35857814
>here is my advice: have superior genes
well thanks, buddy!

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>>35857814
I really doubt that there's guys like that on /r9k/
just autistic chasers

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>>35857618
What's wrong with your peen Anon? tbhf a low sex drive bf would be perfect for me since I go long times without feeling sexually attracted to other people
>>35857814
I wish I was small, though I guess compared to real men 172 cm is kind of small

>>35857941
>long story. rather not talk about it
Why not?
Talk about it. Now.

Jeez no wonder you can't find a bf with tha attitude.

>>35858073
jeez okay
also for this anon (>>35858038)
3 inch peen and i have either extreme phimosis or my foreskin is fused to my head (who knows) so i cant slide it back
when i cum it i just shake a little and then slowly leak
it looks like an anteater
if i were to penetrate something, it'd probably shed and leave me in extreme pain

>>35858111
Ow, that sounds annoying as hell and kind of cute
Have you been to a doctor about it? And you sure it's not just all the dried of goob under that's preventing you from properly pulling it back and stretching it? Sounds like something a doctor could help with.

I have noticed that gays like cute anime.
I too, like cute anime.

Am I become the gay?

>>35858111
Eeeeeeeeew, disgusting.

Oh well, I'm sure you'll make some dom very happy with your impotent wee-wee

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>>35858144
Yup, now come sit next to me under the blanket so we can watch some more anime

>tinder requires a facebook account
REEEEEEEEEEE

>>35858141
im dont cherish the prospect of going to the doctor to talk about my penis. also, i don't think that's the reason because i try my best to clean it either way (which is a huge chore and annoying but i understand it's necessary)

>>35858144
yeah you're gay, ask your doctor

>>35858171
Are you sure? Im kind of a big guy.

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>>35858144
>I have noticed that gays like cute anime.
>I too, like cute anime.
>Am I become the gay?
Honestly yes

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>>35858111
Least you have a penis bby

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>>35857919
rofl
>>35857965
you'are welcome
>>35857941
you forgot a cute anime girl(male) ((see pic related))
>>35857990
maybe i just got lucky lol

>>35858254
Where is your penis?

originalxjnfnfkcmxm

>>35858254

> I'm all nuts, baby

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>>35858337
it's a shoop

>>35858331
i-im sorry anon can you please append this one to my post?

>>35858254
What the fuck?

Basil

>>35858369
I'd also recommend stating your country at least

>>35858337
Doctor chopped it off

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>>35858331
you really are lucky i want an /r9k/ chad bf REEEEEEEE

>>35858207
Well, good luck with your weewee Anon. It's not the end of the world talking about a medical issue to a doctor, they see the most embarassing stuff every day

Just turn this thread into a fuckin gay hookup thread, anybody Scotland?
anybody...?

>>35858473
Doc will probably be professional about it, its his several 9/10 qt nurses that will laugh

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>>35858331
>>35857814
remi? that you?

>>35858522
I mean you can always especially ask for the nurses to leave

I really want to be bullied by a qt for some reason

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>>35858369
apply yourself anon if you really want a bf heres an example of what your post should look like
>o< h-hi im wittle tiny >////< trap!
i d-dont normally go outside for weeks since i have no f-friends and im scared since im so weak and small that i might get hurt by being out of my room ;o;
im really s-shy and i like to collect plushies and dresses ^w^
im really lonely ;-; since i have no >/////< d-daddy to hug me and cuddle all night q-q

>>35857814
But what if I'm a stocky, hairy, stronk guy with a shaved head because I'm also balding, but yet is still a total sub that wish's he looked like a girl(male)?

>>35858394
the netherlands

>>35858473
thanks anon

>>35858615
from now on i will add lots of cute faces to my life story, hopefully it'll work

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>>35858615
okay yea thats you
hey can you tell me the site you got the hoodie from
i want to order a new one and it fits me really well

>>35858615
this kind of talk is cancer and drives every reasonable person away

>>35858655
Hahaha verrekte kkhomo wwar in nl?

>>35858615
Jesus christ if I saw someone type like that they'd have to be a 9/10 to make me put up with that bullshit

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>>35858672
i got it from redbubble ^w^

>>35858739
I don't think I could take the cringe even if the person was a perfect 10

>>35858703
flevoland
pls no bully

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>>35858655
Es hat nicht sollen sein.

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>>35858750
thanks homie
glad to see things are working out well

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>no normal euro bf

I don't want a trap or a femboy. Just a normal guy.

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>>35859019
Whereabouts are you in europe
i haven't lost my will to live via 4chan yet :)

>>35859019
that's a million times easier to get you retard

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>>35859019
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>>35859049

I also know this feel though, nobody lives even close to me

>>35859066
I also want to feed him breadsticks.

YE FECKIN FAGGOT

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>tfw no cute trapbot to facefuck, tie up, toss around, beat, cut, and then mommy them after

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>>35859049
Most of the 'gays' are basically >>35859147

>>35859184
What? Most gays are men who want masculine for masculine, the trap and femboy meme is like 5% of gays

>>35859236
Specifically here.

>>35859184
I'd like to hope the beat and cut aspect is nowhere near "most", but what they like has nothing to do with what they are and you were complaining about what they are

do any of you petite gaybots want to live in my house and get food rations and a mat under my bed and have to take HRT every day? me and my gf will have fun with you like a pet and we might bring some real men over to dominate you and record it oj tape. if and when your dick becomes dysfunctional we can just get it removed so you don't have to worry about it anymore.

>>35859945
yeah
where can i contact you