I lost my first ever job today. Feels good being back in my

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>>35857395
>workout
>vidya
>drink/smoke
>jack off
>nap
>more vidya

That's what I would do if I was lucky enough to be a neet

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>>35857430
I can tell you being a NEET is absolutely amazing for the lack of a better word. I can wake up whenever i want and do whatever i want. I can go to the beach and read a book while the normies slave away at some desk with unnatural lighting lmao.
I can enter cocoon mode and work out every day, lean new things like languages and improve cooking skills. And if i don't feel like doing anything i'll just take a nap or make fun of wageslaves on 4chan.

Truly the life of a KING.

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>>35857521
enjoy today for me my man
I hope to one day reach financial independence and join the NEETS in paradise

>>35857630
Don't you have neetbux where you live?

>>35857395
Tell us how you were fired anon...

>>35857686
I don't qualify for bux
Luckily I have a decent desk job where I'm not bothered too much so Im squirreling away as much as I can so I can FIRE

>>35857521
And yet you don't do any of those things. You just sit on 4chan and waste away.

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>>35857395
This is a good plan. Welcome back.

>>35857395
Go find another job. The NEETbux will run out and you'll end up like that Anon yesterday who an hero'd (allegedly)

I want too REEEEEEEEEE

>>35857395
>get fired because co-workers find me unpleasant and arrogant
All I ever did was tell them to put even a little effort in. I learned my lesson though. Never talk to co-workers more than a hello at most. And even more important is to not care in the slightest. If you see a customer might possibly die, ignore. The building might set on fire, ignore. Is this how life works?