>that feel when coworkers assume I am homosexual (I'm

>>35853777
Just say you are a victim and cry OPPRESSION or TRIGGERED every time you get annoyed to get everything you want. Doesn't really work on actually decent humans though.

>my Co workers assume I'm hetero and sleeping with a female co workers

I'm gay

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>>35853805
I don't mind them thinking I'm gay, but I don't want them to think I'm a faggot.

>>35854158
Are there any positives for you in this situation? Besides HIV positive

>>35854301
It's easy to be in the closet ofc.

Girls absolutely swoon over gay men, literally every girl's dream is to have a gay friend. Girls wills congregate around you if they think you're gay no matter how much of an insufferable loser you are. Literally just try and start a conversation with any girl in the office and you'll be a homosex Chad in no time. Also a lot of girls have a fetish for fucking Gay guys, just find one of them and your virginity is as good as gone. Just make sure to keep up the gay thing or the fetish is kill.

>>35854515
>office

But yeah, I want to leverage this to gain some female attention but I think it will go badly.

>>35854515
I dont
This is a meme

>>35853777
Well if there are any hot girls there they may let you get a lot more intimate with them, because they no longer see you as a dude but instead "one of the girls"

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>>35854515
>tfw you have to make women belief that you are gay in order to score

I give up with fucking roasties.
Gonna get back into my bed with some cozy towels because the outside world is too complex for me ...

>>35855206
Why do you cover your bed with towels anon, is it incase you pee yourself

>>35853777
You can use the ladies bathroom. You are welcome.

>>35855332
Too poor for sheets

>>35855613

>Too poor for sheets
>Xbox one
>Headset

you can get a cozy blanket for 5$

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>>35855377
I actually work at a place with a policy that explicitly states that you can use the bathroom of whichever gender you identify with. I never thought about it before.

>>35855613
>poor
That's a funny way of spelling "lazy."

>friends think I'm asexual
>actually ragingly perverse bisexual

Thank you schizoid disorder.

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>>35856135
>that lack of feel when years of antidepressants and being mediocre have turned you into a schizoid

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>>35853777
Just ogle girls, stare at their tits and asses. People usually either don't care cause they think you're gay, or they'll realize you're not gay, It's what I did when I came out as bi and people just said I was actually gay.

>>35853777
You must act like a real gay for people to assume that.

>>35853777
>he thinks being gay is straight
wew