>"You can't be jobless forever anon!" >Implying

>>35852110
>"you can't be jobless forever anon!"

Yes I can wagie, until the day I die.

Iktf OP.

Good on you, OP.

t. Part-time wagie

Yeah, right. I thought like that when I was 18 too. Once you get to your late 20s you'll realize how full of shit you were.

Enjoy those 20s, because it doesn't get better from there.

>>35852198
I'm 26 and haven't worked a day in my life.

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>>35852110
Jokes on you, you won't do it

>>35852234
And youvare here so I'll go ahead and guess that your life is shit.

>>35852237
Not to sure about that. I'm currently 22 and I've already attempted more times than I can count. Many of which have left me in the hospital, and then the psych ward after. While it's true that I'm not in a rush, I'm sure I'll get it right one of these days.

>>35852234
Yea, working was one of the things that helped me come to this conclusion. If I have to wageslave to live, I'd rather not live at all.

>>35852311
>and I've already attempted more times than I can count

either woman or gay

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Why can't I go out and look for a job, lads? What's stopping me?

>>35852311
>attempted more times than you can count

Then you didnt want to die faggot, do you have any idea how easy it is to tie a noose?

>>35852294
And? My life might be shit but it'd be a whole lot worse if I had to have strict wake up times and slave myself for shit pay. That would just be torture. My life is bad but it could be much worse with the addition of being a wageslave.

>>35852311
>attempted more times than I can count
>many of which have left me in the hospital
Did you try to overdose on paracetamol, anon?

>baby your son until he's 25 and then throw him to the wolves

Fuck you mom I'm staying NEET.

>>35852110
>end my life at my biological peak.
Gonna be more like a molehill than a mountain.

>>35852198

This is 100% factual. Don't fall for your own memes. You'll live on the edge of going through with it, always coming up with a "well I want to wait for X game or Y show" excuse not to, and then one day you'll wake up and not really care enough to go through with it. Eventually, after procrastinating even your own suicide for so long, you'll just decide to move forward one day.

Speaking from experience. When I was a teenager, I knew I was going to check out at 18. Then I knew I was gonna check out at 20. Then 21. And 22. and so on and so forth. gonna be 29 and finally getting my first job this year.

>>35852110
>tfw you've been on welfare for years and never even attended high school because of mental illness
I can't imagine ever getting a job

>>35852110
I used to tell myself this. Then I was a wizard at 30 and had to spend years unfucking myself and learning how to do things I should have learned in my 20's

>>35853010
I'm nearly 22 and I've tried uni and work and failed miserably due to psychological issues. Is this life a dying meme or is it worth it? I was gunna apply this year.

keep on fightin' the good fight anon

>don't work for a long period of time: OMG feels so bad and guilty, unemployment bucks are ending soon anyway, must wagecuck
>start wagecucking again at last: OMG when will that fuckind end
Everytime...

>>35852427
Holy shit, are you me? My parents gave me zero guidance on how to be a functioning adult. I guess they expected me to Google it

>someone too cowardly and lazy to get a job is gonna take his own life

the delusion is strong with this one, you're never gonna kill yourself and when you hit a certain age you're have a REALLY bad time

>>35853680
I'm not OP, but not wanting to get a job doesn't necessarily equal cowardice. Rather, the reason I could kill myself dictates my lack of desire to be productive, for me the reward isn't really worth the effort.

However /r9k/ is not one person, and I understand where you're coming from.