start drinking monster
start listening to shortwave radio
stop shutting off radio australia
stop being a normie
stop eating more than once a day
stop shutting down transmitters
stop eating sbarro
stop wearing fitted suits
start listening to 90s and 00s pop rock
stop listening to brother stair
stop calling me Daddy
Start putting the correct amount of ice per size in your chalice
start buying clothes at thrift stores
>>35851468
Clothes at thrift shops are dope, you just gotta hunt
These are instructions to become... what exactly?
>>35851596
reviewbrah you stupid fucking newfag
lurk for a few more months at the very least before posting again
>>35851596
>to become... what exactly?
someone who reviews food in their parents car
>>35851468
> stop eating more than once a day
I wish I could follow the reveiwbrah diet but I'm too weak
>>35851596
a living god
>>35851500
this is true
take this advice