I don't even want sex anymore, the idea of it is terrifying

>>35850332
ive thought about this too, closest you can get is a body massage

Sex usually follows the "running fingers though hair" phase.

Iktf anon
Virginity is not even a factor i just want someone to care for me and be there

I know that feeling anon. It seems way too intense, I have no idea how the normies do it.

It'd be enough for me to enjoy some genuine conversation with a girl in the dappled shadows of a quiet garden

>>35850332

same my dude. Honestly i have no problem picking up girls on tinder or in general. I had a healthy sex life, relationships but whats really missing is true love, cuddling. Falling asleep and waking up next to somebody.

Getting hugged. All those things are missing when you fuck some dumb bitch after lying to her on Tinder and a date.

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>>35850332
>through my hair

>>35850411
yeah, I feel like that kind of intimacy is much harder to live without than sex

I can relieve sexual tension on my own by jerking off but there's nothing you can really do alone to sate the urge to snuggle or have someone play with your hair

>>35850437
sorry baldanon. I don't know that feel but I'm sure it's a bad one

>>35850411
Tell chicks you just want to cuddle
So many girls are lonely and down for that dude

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>>35850332
>I just want a woman to hold me and run her fingers through my hair and tell me it's going to be ok. I'm so lonely and sad
F-f-faggot!

>>35850386
>It'd be enough for me to enjoy some genuine conversation with a girl in the dappled shadows of a quiet garden

This is all I ever want in life.

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Live a life stoic contemplation. Read, train physically, and meditate in nature.

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>>35850878
Self improvement is the only way to achieve goals, if you don't even try to live out your aspirations then you can't sulk about it not happening.

>>35850368
and somehow it's less socially acceptable as a guy to talk about wanting this than to say you want to fuck

>>35850344
is it though? I don't see how you'd get any feeling of closeness or caring from a paid massage

I am a secret robot at heart, but on paper im basically normie/chad. Could only get laud if I was extremly drunk. I got a gf about 6 months ago. The only reason I got her, was I gave up. I quit. I stopped trying to impress women and I just started being myself. Any shitty joke I thought girls wouldnt like or were a bit too rk9. I just said them.....abd they laughed. They got them. Majority of robots are incredible funny, down to earth and redpilled. They just don't know. Stop trying to impress girls. Since I got a gf, I'd go to the pub with my friends and just say dumb shit and dance like a retard cause i think iys funny and girls love it. I've gotten more attention then ever buy just not giving a fuck. Rk9 should do the same. Just get past that fear of not being excepted

And I just want a boyfriend who isn't braindead or misogynist to lie awake with talking about history and philosophy and how much humanity sucks and comfort me that someone actually wants me for something beyond my looks.

We can't all have what we want. The only way out of human interractions is suicide.

>>35851355
>talking about history and philosophy
you mean talk about a quote picture you saw on facebook you dumb whore? this is why we hate you so much.

>>35851355
>suicide

Yeah soon enough probably. I guess I haven't given up all hope yet

I don't understand how human relationships got to this point where we all want X but we're all doing Y instead because we feel like we have no choice

>>35851334
>just be yussuf

>>35850332
I feel exactly the same regarding sex. I don't even want to lose my virginity anymore and the thought of sex is pretty scary.

I'd love some cuddling an a little kissing while the girl tells me not to worry an that things will be ok.

>>35851397
No, I'm minoring in History, and I've spent most of my teenaged isolation up till now reading the western Canon.

>>35851404
It could be worse. You could be born in an era where you want to do X but you're a serf so you're going to work the land you're on till you die, and so will your children and grandchildren, until you get invaded by someone else and become a slave.

>>35851334
>I am a secret robot at heart, but on paper im basically normie/chad
stopped reading there

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I want to be the one to run my fingers through her hair and tell her that it's going to be alright.

And I want her to know that I'd do everything I can to make sure it's alright, for her, for us.

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>>35851434
Good to know there are girls into history. I've yet to find one though.

>>35851434
cucklege means nothing in present day, mostly due to catering to roastie whores like you!

>>35851494
Here, have .a (you) for the effort of writing that poor bait.

I just want a bf to cuddle with but I'm too scared to approach guys in public because they'll want sex and I have an uggo body (not fat but used to be then lost the weight)

I'm stuck in a weird place where I don't want to fuck anybody even if I find them attractive- I don't really crave sexual relations even if porn is sometimes appealing- I greatly prefer companionship and more innocent types of intimacy, the sense of "being" with somebody. Probably stems from an incredibly traumatic early experience with sexuality, on my part. Like i've had enough of it to last me a life time and I just want somebody to be with and hold. >inb4 faggot

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>tfw qt hair stylist is washing my hair
>tfw she wipes me down with a hot rag

>>35851537
I'm a guy in the same position. Used to be fat, now saggy skin and stretch marks all over. I look pretty good in clothes because I'm tall and fit, but under my shirt it's a horror show

Hopefully I meet a woman like you irl because I can't imagine anyone else being okay with it

>>35851512
must be nice to be a privileged bitch that can take everything lightly.

>>35851537
>I have an uggo body (not fat but used to be then lost the weight)

I know that feel.

>>35851590
They just keep coming. You don't seem to have mastered the art of the well crafted bait, have you?

>>35851587
I don't have any loose skin luckily but I have a shit ton of stretchmarks and weird tits. It makes me wanna fucking die that everywhere on my body that's supposed to be all smooth and pretty is just horrible scar tissue.

>>35851632
you're such a tool, the way you act like you're not like the other bimbos because you think you're intellectual, when challenged everything that comes out of your stupid whore mouth is a dumb meme, go back to facebook you run of the mill whore ass

I bet you can't even read fluently

>>35851537
We should date

>>35851649
Dude, I'm not her, but like, take a chill pill. She's not falling for it, clearly.

>>35851673
My face is bad too, even if you got past that you would hate my body. It isn't just ugly it feels rough and gross as well.

>>35850332
I'm sorry :(

original oregano

>>35851640
Same, anon. I remember having dumb fantasies while I was losing weight about going shirtless at the beach, no way that's gonna happen now haha. It's so disappointing because everyone sells you on this idea that losing the weight will fix everything and nah, you're still just you at the end.

Hopefully we can figure out a way to be okay with it.

>>35851692
Only one way to find out right?

Let's make it happen

>>35851687
scared ass whore knew to fuck off

>It'd be enough for me to enjoy some genuine conversation with a girl in the dappled shadows of a quiet garden

wow this is pure unbridled autism at its most basic molecular level

try to get GF, if you cant there are always men with chisled abbs

>>35851731
Nah, just watching you continue to bait me when it's clear that you're a no life loser who'll never know what it's like to have girlfriend or even be accepted by society. As if I'd be taken in by someone as obvious as that.

>>35850332

well you're on 4chan so guaranteed you treat women like shit and then come here to feel sorry for yourself after they reject you for valid reasons but hey buddy keep your chin up

>>35851769

kek'd and rekt shrek

>>35851692
Please, don't carve for attention here.
This is a place for broken men. Please do not destroy them completely.

>>35851773
OP here, nah I'm a shutin with severe social anxiety, I don't even know any women to mistreat even if I wanted to

I don't hate anyone except myself

>>35851769
you clearly know nothing about history if you think that shallow bullshit means anything, that's what your education is good for after all, pathetic, stupid, loathsome, roastie whore.

>>35851773
Can guarantee at least half of us on this can't even acknowledge/look at women let alone talk to them long enough to treat them like shit.

>>35851803

excellent, be my bf then

>>35851355
>isn't a misogynist
>talk about how much humanity sucks

Let me guess, you only want to talk about how it's white people's fault too?

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>>35851898
Very funny anon. Have a kitten pic

>>35851984
I'm a misandrist- I hate everyone equally, I just don't like people who are one sided in their hate and don't acknowledge shitty parts of their own gender/race/religion/whatever.

>>35850332
step 1 get cat
step 2 profit

>>35852006
*misanthrope
Sorry, it's late.

>>35852006

>everyone should hate themselves just like I hate myself

you used to be cool, anon

>>35852027
Freudian slip you penis envying whore shit

>>35852030
>you used to be cool, anon
Don't overestimate me. I'll probably off myself at some point.

>>35852006
Would we talk with hope about potential solutions to humanity's problems, how we an make a better world for us?

Or would it just be despondent wallowing?

>>35852167
How to make a better world, hopefully. Bit of wallowing as an icebreaker.

>>35852273
That would be nice.

I need to be reeled back in when I go too far in either direction.

>>35851334
good post. I'll keep it in mind freal

>>35851355
https://youtu.be/pyNcluxKzCw

>>35851558
why would anyone call u a faggiot

>>35851753
hey. It's 6 hours later and it's still true.

>>35852798
it's 4chan, people call each other faggots for sport

tfw head massage

>>35850345
no, sex comes before

I want to hold back a girl's hair as she vomits.

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>prison asexual

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>>35850332
Same dude i have given up on women, dont care about sex and women anymore i think im asexual

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>>35851355
i can be your boyfriend