>tfw no effeminate gay cute male to bully into sucking me off, moving in with me, wearing girl's clothing around the house, and eventually marrying
>tfw too tall ever be cute
>love to crossdress and I'm very submissive
Haha, there should be good BP on here for ya though op.
>>35848590
You'd be surprised. I make this faggot thread every day and 9 out of 10 times it gets no replies.
You'd think for all the gay posting on this board there would be one cutebf.
>>35848627
Have you tried checking in the other 10 or so gay threads that show up? I see plenty of BP in those.
>>35848697
Yes. Just about all the gays here are tops or weird trannies. Zero actual cutemales.
Someday, though.
>>35848745
Oh, yea that makes sense. Gotta keep on trying, if I was cute I'd volunteer desu but alas. Good luck
Where you at senpai? I'm sort of cute I guess but I defiantly have a girly body since I'm a skelly. Also love dressing out in cute outfits to please senpai.
Alright I'm a cute faggot but tell me this, do you have a dig bick? My fantasy has always been to be owned by a man, which is really gay and stupid. But I just want to be someone else's property who wants me to submit to them and serve them. Post contact info if you have a big dick. Sorry but it's important.
>tfw I'm effeminate on the inside, but on the outside I'm a hairy bara full of murderous rage
Needs more robot and less being a faggot
>>35848931
It's the worst wanting to be cute and not. It's hard to find somebody taller than me who is into me.
>>35848558
Bullys like you never deserve happiness, and your unhappiness makes me terrible life a little better.
>>35849029
I'll be your bf and treat you like the qt you are in your heart.
>>35849063
W-would you do that for me anon? I'm tall and not very cute or anything.
>>35849125
As long as you're okay with an average height alcoholic bf with a below average penis
>>35849151
Where are you at? I need physical intimacy in the form of cuddles and vicious but pounding.
>>35849222
I can't pound butt viciously, only lovingly. I also like lewd sloppy kissing and hand holding. I'm a real degenerate. I am from Canada.
>>35849278
Bit far, I'm in the US not even near the border. That does sound nice though
>>35849222
>Where are you at? I need physical intimacy in the form of cuddles and vicious but pounding.
I'm close to you
>>35848558
>feeling shitty about my life at 2am
>decide to browse /r9k/ to remind me that my life is alright
>see this thread first thing
Thanks for the giggles, OP.
>>35849779
How close? If you're in a 2 hour range I'm all yours.
>>35849864
>How close? If you're in a 2 hour range I'm all yours.
Yeah I'm like 2 hours away
>>35850142
I know you're just saying this but I'm serious. ;_;
>>35850239
Stop posting cute boys you obese hairy faggot
>>35850400
Actually a skellington desu, I do have hair but I don't have anyone so I don't shave it as often.
>>35850489
>Actually a skellington desu, I do have hair but I don't have anyone so I don't shave it as often.
why haven't you posted your location yet
>>35850834
Nobody seemed interested. Southern united states. I can drive though anywhere on East coast is close imo
>>35850880
define "southern united states"
b-because maybe i'm close
>>35851061
South carolina, Dixie desu.
>>35851200
>18 hour drive
fuck
orign
>>35848558
Please be in York.
I'd do everything except the marrying. Unless it was unofficial.
>>35851267
Where do you live? Socal? That's not in the south anon! Is it really that long though?~