SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT

Just pound on your fat belly jelly till they pop back out. I typically stand up on the end of my bed and do belly flops until I hear a little pop then good to fall again.

>>35847761
Probably twisted your balls or whatever that's called

Go to the hospital

>>35847761
Go to a hospital you fucking moron

Your body is evolving to a superior state. You will get a genuine boipussi soon.

>He continued despite the warning signs
Mad man. It might be a hernia, dude.

I'm sorry, OP, at this point it's already retracted up into your stomach. It is being dissolved as we speak.

>>35847761
how do you fap so hard you get yourself a torsion?

>>35847761
How old are you? I used to push my balls back inside my body when I was younger. I can't imagine that happening to an adult male

>>35847820
This
Call 911

>>35847820
>>35847824
>>35847835

it's not torsion, I read that torsion hurts incredibly bad no matter what you do

mine only slightly hurts when I move my knee toward my chest, as if my ball was being gently squeezed

>>35847884
probably a hernia

>he doesn't know about implosive testicularitis

Just eat more grapefruit, dingus.

you jerked it so hard your ball turned into an ovary

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OP here....I was feeling around my pelvis area above my penis and could feel my ball
I decided to push against it gently and it fucking popped back down

I am literally shaking right now, not even memeing

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It's called retractile testicles. As long as there's no pain it's fine.

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Common as fuck mate. broke my 4 year non posting streak to tell you this. Dont worry about it at all

>>35847761
Holy shit if you wanted me to stop masturbating and do the no fap shit this is how you get me to do it. Tell me scary stories.

>>35848282
start your streak over please

>>35847840
Kill yourself CLB, you'd be doing the world a favor.

>>35848156
Relax OP, it's perfectly fine. That opening closes at a young age for most males, but in some cases like yours, the opening doesn't close.

So just be very careful from now on. Testicular torsion is allegedly one of the most painful circumstances possible, so be absolutely sure your sacred testes never twist.

>>35848409
>That opening closes at a young age for most males, but in some cases like yours, the opening doesn't close.

w-w-w-w-what's wrong with me?

>>35848308
>Tell me scary stories.
Dude, you should look up the Jelqing horror stories, they're insane. In five minutes a normie becomes a robot, losing their sex life permanently due to apparently damaging a certain nerve.

>>35848432
Go to the doctor dummy.
http://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/retractile-testicle/basics/definition/con-20024856

This happens to a lot of guys and you'll notice it in pornos too. Your ball will go up really close to your dick when it retracts as you cum. Just lay down, relax, and wait for your muscles to relax and it will fall back down into your sack.

>>35848156
I freaked the fuck out the first time it happened to me too. Just be cognizant of what did it. I only wack off while sitting in a chair or standing up now because laying on my back usually causes it to retract. Just make sure your balls are free and not bunched up against anything.

>>35848527
Why would he need to go to a doctor for that?

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>>35847761
fucking Keked L O U D !
>I fucking woke errbodee N shiet..
R U fucking serious anon? fugg :DDD