>be me >be 19 >be first day of High School >was held

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>>35846997
how are you going to get those GBP back?

I have a similar story OP. Except it takes place at a diner.

>be me
>in my room playing GTA V with my internet friends
>mommy walks in
>"Anon, you've been good recently. You've even cleaned your room!"
>I ignore the bitch since I'm in the middle of rooftop rumble
>"So... I'll be taking you out to the diner down the street!"
>I mute my headset and look at her with joy filled eyes
>the diner had the BEST tendies I've ever had
>I shut off my computer and we drove off for the diner
>we pull up in the parking lot and I get too excited
>I begin peeing in my pants
>the bitch starts complaining but she brought an extra pair of pants just in case
>she cleaned me up and put my pants on for me
>we walked in the diner and I got a seat
>the waitress is taking forever
>I begin to get mad
>I yell out at the top of my lungs
>"HURRY THE FUCK UP CUNT REEEEEEEE"
>my mom puts her head down on the table as the waitress comes over
>everyone is staring at us but I don't care about some fucking normies
>the waitress takes me and my mom's orders
>we have to wait for like 15 fucking minutes
>mommy said that if I did that again I'd lose 100 good boy points
>I can't handle it anymore
>I scream and shout
>I let it all out
>I kick some chairs and flip our table
>I yell out the loudest "REEEEEEE" I could make
>I begin running twords the kitchen as my mommy begins crying
>the kitchen smells like heaven
>the chefs and waiters start looking at me
>I move some bitches out the way and I knock over some condiments
>that's when I see them
>my beautiful trendies
>they're in the oven
>I slam the oven door open as the glass shatters
>I grab onto the tray
>it fucking burns
>I throw the tray of tendies across the rooms as I scream in agony
>I begin to poo in my pants and one of the chefs is coming after me
>I fling my doodie at him
>he begins to vomit all over the floor
>I run twords the tendies lying on the floor and pick up as many tendies as I can with my poo covered hands

Cont.?

>some other bitches try running after me
>I kick one in the wiener and run out the back door
>I run off into the nigger ghettos as I hide behind some bushes eating my tendies
>they're so good
>after I devour my tendies my lust hasn't been relinquished
>I want more
>I try finding my way back to the diner
>in the middle of monkey town
>I notice some retarded nigger driving an escalade
>I slam open his door and fling him out with muh autism powers
>I speed off in the nog's car in search for the diner
>after 10 minutes of looking around faggot ville I spot the diner
>it's on fire
>fire trucks and policeman swarm the scene
>I notice mommy in the back of a police car
>serves that bitch right
>one of the poolice notice me
>they run twords the car
>I try backing up but I crash into a light /pol/
>I begin screening and REEing as they pull me out the car
>I get tazed
>I scream out police brutality and some nogs start yelling at the police
>while some faggot cop is trying to handcuff me I reach for my crusty poo
>I fling it at the retards face and flee off
>I bust into some autists house across the hood and hide under a bed
>the poolice start looking for me but they can't find me
>I sneakily sneak out the house and book it down the road (thanks metal gear solid 5)
>faggot cops don't have shit on me
>literally
>I notice the poolice helicopter flying above me
>spotlight fucks up my eyes
>I REEE at the helicopter
>I faintly notice a poolice car heading twords me
>I get fucking hit by the blind nigger driving
>my fat rolls slap against my face
>ouchies all over
>I cry and scream
>it takes 8 men and an elephant tranquilizer to get me down

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>wake up in some shitty hospital bed
>hooked up to some chink technology
>notice 8/10 nurse across the room
>strangefeelinginmypants.jpg
>I hop up from the bed and shove the 8/10 nurse down
>I pull down my pants
>itsgotime.jpg
>she cries and screams as my meat rod penetrated her puss
>so tight
>I unleash my juices inside her puss
>she lies on the ground crying and shaking
>I book it out of the hospital and run twords the nearest Starbucks
>stupid police niggers don't notice me
>camp out with other hobo niggers for a few weeks
>typing this on my phone rn
>mfw police can't stump me ever
>mfw mommy is in prison
>mfw nurse an herod shortly after the event

Feels great man.

>>35847038
>how are you going to get those GBP back?
I'd say OP's top priority is getting his GED, not GBP.

>>35847705
their fault for not putting you in a prison hospital

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>Be hanging out with my daki (Mikiru is best waifu)
>Mommy comes in and asks me if I want to go to Friendlys for a platter of tendies and some icy creamy
>Clap excitedly and rush to the car with Mikiru
>Sit in backseat with her, mommy gets to car and starts driving us to Friendlys
>Mikiru gets frisky and starts eyeing up my crotch
>Decide to give her a show
>Pull out my cock and start tugging it around
>Mikiru looks at it hungrily, cum on her face in a matter of seconds and scream
>Hear mommy sigh from front seat and mutter that she made a mistake
>Tell her it's okay,I love mommy and I can get her her OWN Daki
>She sighs, obviously with relief
>We get to friendlys, get out with mikiru and we order three plates of tendies and frenchies, thinking about what kind of Icy Creamy I'll get
>Mommy orders a glass water and some toast
>Asks for three slices instead of two
>Warn her not to go over board or new Chad Daddy might not like her flab flab
>Shes so grateful for my advice that her eyes start to water
>Me and Mikiru finish our tendies and mommy makes a comment about me not throwing stones
>She KNOWS I'm sensitive about my beautiful curves
>I control myself, but Mikiru is in love with me
>She lunges forward and attacks mommy for disrespecting her hubby
>Waitress comes over and grabs me
>Why grab me? Mikiru is the one hurting mommy!
>Realize... the waitress is in love with me too
>Lunge forward and start making out with her, Mikiru stops attacking mommy for some reason
>Waitress pushes me away, I knew I should have stuck with Mikiru
>Shit pants and start crying
>everyone in restaurant staring at us
>Manager man comes and says we have to leave
>Never got my icy creamy
>REEEEEEEEEEEE
>Go home with mommy, she's apologizing for ruining my night out
>Tell her that after TONIGHT, only a threeway with mikiru will make up for what she did
>Mommy starts sobbing tears of joy knowing that she can do something to make me forgive her
>mfw

>>35848456
Wait, you actually took the semen-stained pillow into the restaurant with you?

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>in my room browsing /e/ and deviantart
>mom comes in
>"anon, we're having company round later, could you please shower"
>remind her to call me shadow killer and tell her that water burns my skin (the only liquid I can touch is mountain dew)
>"o..okay shadow killer"
>throw a piss bottle at her to frighten her into never forgetting again
>5pm now
>ask my whore mom where my chicky nuggnuggs are
>there are people here
>"everyone this is anon" says my stupid dad
>scream at him that my name is fucking shadow killer
>everyone looks tense
>"hey anon, what are you into?"
>tell them that I like hentai, mlp and 4chan
>"what's 4chan anon?"
>that's it
>attack him with my blazing shadow technique while shouting that my name's shadow killer
>he dodges and I fall into the wall,smashing through because of my weight
>use my spell attack "mortem omnibus normies"
>"what's a normie?"
>grab the shitjug I was concealing under my trench coat
>smash it over the stupid cunts head
>shit's everywhere
>remember about my chicky nuggs
>hurl myself at my bitch mom
>screaming CHICKY NUGGIES!!!
>she's crying
>grab her by the hair and drag her into the kitchen
>say get to work bitch
>"anon, you're 28, can't you make your own chicken nuggets?"
>smash her head against the oven while screaming DARKNESS PILEDRIVE
>there's a loud snap
>go back upstairs
>check deviantart messages
>can hear ambulance sirens outside

Fucking normies.