>visiting hubby's parents who recently retired in Phoenix
>talking about Mississippi woman on news who had to move from her house because of the super serious spider infestation
>hubby's mom laughs and says "haha, yeah. I mean I see scorpions crawling around here from time to time, but it's not as bad her situation"
>"how often do you see them?"
>"oh I don't SEE them TOO often, though I know they're always around, you know?"
>ask her how she knows
>she goes to another room, comes back with a blacklight
>points it at floor and exposes 2 scorpions
>mfw
great thread i am enthralled
>>35844441
You failed at digits just like you failed at life. At least you're a successful thread derailer. Congrats anon.
>>35844108
>"hubby"
way to be original
>>35844108
>hubby
Roasties are the worst
>>35844108
I don't know if this is bait or not, but the reality is that normalfags do makes posts like this unironically now more and more. This board is dead.
>>35844444
Just wanted to see what it was
Phoenix sucks. Tucson master race reporting in.