>ive spent years training my penis to be so sensitive that

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2017-03-28 01:02:31 Post No. 35843128
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Anonymous 2017-03-28 01:02:31 Post No. 35843128 [Report]

>ive spent years training my penis to be so sensitive that i can shoot loads of cum at my command
>i use this as a defense mechanism
>dont wear clothes at home
>police officer comes to notify me of my daughters passing
>he opens the door
>im startled and spray him with cum

Why the fuck am i being subpoenaed to court over this, I HAVE BIGGER THINGS TO WORRY ABOUT.

Anonymous 2017-03-28 01:17:38 Post No.35843394
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Anonymous 2017-03-28 01:17:38 Post No.35843394 [Report]

>>35843128
Sorry about your daughter I guess.

Anonymous 2017-03-28 01:46:55 Post No.35843995
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Anonymous 2017-03-28 01:46:55 Post No.35843995 [Report]

>>35843394
Nah she was a leach i never wanted, i started laughing when the cop got around to telling me about it.

Fucking sucks he's filing charges against me, prick.

Anonymous 2017-03-28 01:56:23 Post No.35844165
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Is it really necessary to make a new thread for every variation of this?

Anonymous 2017-03-28 01:57:49 Post No.35844188
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>>35844165
what variation? The fuck are you talking about?

Anonymous 2017-03-28 02:03:54 Post No.35844308
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>spent years training boner to go down on command
>can now instantly defeat random boners the second they rear their heads
>never suffer from embarrassing boners in public again

Feels good

>ive spent years training my penis to be so sensitive that

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