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>working my dead end job as a clerk at a gas stop
>girl walks up with 2 inches of cleavage
>i immediately start shooting ropey strands of semen over the counter because i dont wear pants at work
>get fired
what do i do?
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apply for welfare
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>>35842955
i already did and got turned down.
my family doesnt want to support me after they saw the semen stains on my apartments walls
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Oh well, time to move and start over (:
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>>35842923
why not get into amateur porn?
surely there has to be a market for people who can BUST HOT ROPES at a moments notice. Do you get good distance on them? (at least 3 feet)?
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>>35843592
Only 3 inches erect, anon.
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It's society's fault.
Go for the high score.
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>>35844010
there's always a niche to be found in the porn industry, just b yrself
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>>35844098
what if i use a gun?
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>>35844159
could work that into a scenario too i guess
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