I'm fucking pissed. Recently i got myself a gf somehow and

>>35837535
Mine is just short of 8 inches and all girls say it's really big

>>35837535
if shes asks you how big your dick is then why even bother with that whore?

find an actual GF

>>35837535
feelsbadman good luck in wizardry

>>35837615
Thanks for rubbing it in Megacock Mickey

>>35837535
Because she doesn't. If you didn't tell her she'd probably think it's just as big

>>35837642
This. Shallow bitches are easy to spot.


And I'm a KHHV

>>35837535
First time poster here. Just gotta say, girls don't have a fucking clue about measurements. You can tell her any size, and if it feels good, she will believe you

>>35837535
yeah, that's just what length they told her it was OP, most girls are terrible at estimating length themselves
the 7.5 guy was probably 6.5 - 7, and the "10 inches" guy was at most 8.5

Just take your rage and fucking smash it into her, size doesn't register that much when you're getting fucked hard and good

>>35837781
I did tell her that massive ten incher she claims to have seen is most likely not that big.
I guess what I'm worried about right now is she probably thinks i have a micro dick when i am probably the same size as those 7.5 inch guys but im the only one truthful enough to say it.

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>>35837535
>tfw 3.9

I'm afraid that if I ever get a GF, she will laugh at me.

>>35837845
Welcome to 4chan, you've just made the worst decision of your life.

>>35837535
Why would you want her or her roastie puss at this point?

>>35837893
I've used 4chan on and off for 7 years, just never been to r9k

>>35837845
run while you can fool, the point of no return is near

>>35837642
Best part is that she's only 5 foot tall.

>>35837929
Oh, im sorry for your loss.

>>35837885
How do you not kill yourself? I'm just curious? I have an 8 inch cock and I wanna die every day. I can't imagine having a tiny deformed penis.

Even if op is telling the truth
>talking about dick size with a non virgin woman instead of already fucking her and letting her find out first hand
>actually arguing with a woman about your dick

This whole thing comes off as if everyone involved is about 19 years old at best

I used to be scared because my 6 inch bingo dongo is really nothing impressive.
But because of veins and narrowness they never complained.
Specially if she has hanging lips, big clit or shit like that. Girls know if their vagina is not pretty so they wont even complain about your dick either. Problems are with the ones who got the pornstar one.
But it will be ok, just have some kind of abs, have a nice body, groom yourself and you good. Girls are mostly the one who are unshaved, smelly or belly fat ones. And they know it