>sex is a meme >jerking off feels better >girls are

>>35836327
sex alone is not great, sex with someone you love is what makes it good

fucking an escort is shit, it's like jacking off because you don't love her

Sex with a vagina is a meme for real though

It doesn't feel particularly good. From what I've experience, blowjobs feel the best. I haven't done anal with anyone though.

on /b/ people said that it isnt the feeling but more like the social aspect, like seeing each others reactions which makes sex pleasurable. since 99,999% of us are socially retarded i guess we are better off stroking

>>35836327

tfw can't cum unless with a new partner because of chronic masturbating

Personally the difference in pleasure between using a vagina and using my hand is basically none. Except masturbating is much less tiring and I don't have to care about anyone else. which makes masturbating better.

Now the difference between fucking a girl's face until you come, that I agree is way better than masturbating, the kind of orgasm is different.

Anal is on par with using a vagina as far as kind of orgasm is concerned, it feels better solely on the fact that you're fucking her pooper.

All in all masturbating is better than sex, because the amount of girls who can handle getting face fucked properly is limited.

>>35836327
>implying I can even have a first time

Using a fleshlight and actually thusting your hips insteaed of pushing the fleshlight up and down feels a lot better.

using your imagination with this is even better

looking at a picture of your crush while doing it takes masturbation to a new level. I never smiled when fapping before, but now I do, I can't help it.

highly recommended

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>mfw normies think sex is important

34 years sexless right here and I have transcended your base urges you filthy plebeians.

the hottest thing about sex with the girl you love is the fact that you can make her feel good and happy.
also the thought that there is no limit to this feeling.
it's the most beautiful thing to ever experience and you can do it with her as much as the two of you want.
also, unlike everything else in this world that is awesome, it doesn't have any kind of negative repercussions on your life.

It's pretty much awesome becasue it feels incredibly good and it's also the right thing to do.

it's free, not illegal, doesn't make yout fat, not addictive, and it's socially accepted

assumed it's vanilla stuff + shes at least 18


and no, I never had sex because girls are cruel

>>35836327
>you need to have sex for 50000000 hours before it gets good
It's like I'm in a /v/ thread.

>>35837839
thats longer than humanity exists my robot friend

>>35838055
Are you aware of hyperbole, my doubles friend?

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>>35836327
>You are just bitter because your first time was awful
Yeah my first time hahaha good one guys.

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>First time

WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH

Are you implying something? YOU NOMRAL

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>>35836327
>implying Tinder is (((free))) pussy

yeah okay have fun paying for a date for a chance to put your penis inside a wet hole shared by countless other men

haha nice troll friendo :^)

>>35836327
with high quality female? yes. with some roastie? absolutely no.

sex is 90% psychological/brain pleasure and 10% physical one.
that's why sex with someone you actually have feelings about is 10 times better than one nights stands etc.
not trolling.

Once you fuck 30+ they're all the same

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>>35836327

Holy shit that gif makes sex look nasty.

Fuck me, is that what sex really looks like?
Nasty shit.

>you have to love the person you have sex with for it to be good!

so that means if i learn to love myself masturbation will become much better? i can do that, still easier than dating desu.

>>35838471
It's a webm you moran.

>>35836327
The best, most powerful orgasms of my life were when i was fucking my girlfriend.
It's cliche but it's true... if the sex you're having isn't good it's because you're doing it wrong.

Sex is better than jacking off but it's still a meme. The negative aspects of sex vastly outweigh the positives so jacking off is the superior release for those who don't lack discipline. I mean Heroin is better than sex, so why aren't you clamouring for robots to stop making excuses about heroin being bad?