>normies trade in their mommy for a gf I'm sick at home

>>35835127

does your mommy suck your dick?

>>35835127
Problem is she'll die, thats the whole point of it, GF is supposed to be mommy replacement and of course muh sex but with some more efforts...

>>35835145
no, but neither does a wife

>>35835163
she's only 44 and she is in good health. good try though normie

>>35835127
A girlfriend is not a replacement mom. Your mom is supposed to care for you untill you aren't able to take care of yourself. A girlfriend is your partner in life. You both support and help eachother but you dont take care of the other person. Grow the fuck up and take care of ypurself anon. No girl wants to be a replacement mom, it's probably the reason why you'll stay a khv.
Besides if you got a half decent gf she will do the exact same things your mom did if you are sick.

You can't (nor want unless you're some degenerate) stick your dick in your mom.

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>>35835263
>A girlfriend is your partner in life.
Ah the old 'Aristophanes soulmate' meme.

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>be mommy's little 300lb baby boy
>wake up on his 3rd birthday
>scream for mommy
>she's not coming
>hour of screaming later
>mommy finally shows up
>throw my piss bottle at her for leaving me
>"S-sorry Anon. I was just out buying you your presents."
>She hands me a Nintendo Switch and a bunch of new games and 2 ice cream cakes and plenty of snacks and meals from all sorts of fast food places so all is forgiven
>later, after 10 hours of playing and snacking, I scream for mommy
>"Y-yes dearie, what is it?"
>"I went poo poo. Change me."
>"O-okay sweetie."
>she tries to undo my MLP onesie
>"Stop squirming Anon!"
>she grabs onto my leg so i kick her in the face
>"S-sorry Anon I'll be more careful next time."
>she finally gets to my diaper
>"A-Anon, you didn't go poop"
>"look closer mommy"
>she looks at my bum bum and is about to say something when I unleash a stream of diarrhea on her head
>she starts screaming and crying
>"What's wrong mommy? I worked hard on holding this in as a surprise to thank you for my birthday presents."
>"N-no Anon, I like it a lot. Y-You're welcome Anon."
>say it's not alright and start crying
>Mommy says she's sorry and asks what she can do to make it better
>say we can have my birthday again tomorrow except it will be perfect this time
>"O-okay Anon. I'll be sure to do everything perfect next time."
>mfw she won't and I'll get to have my birthday again the next day
>mfw it's been my 3rd birthday everyday for 26 years now

>>35835766
>being mean to mommy
kys

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>>35835263
>A girlfriend is not a replacement mom.
If this is true I'm even less interested than I was before.