Reminder that if you weren't born by c-section your dick

>>35834500
It's getting harder and harder to be a robot these days.

>>35834500
>Not being a test tube designer baby conveived and grown outside the womb

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>>35834500
>tfw was born by C-section
am i the only robot left now?

>>35834500
>tfw got stuck during birth becuae head was too large
>tfw born by emergency c-sec
>tfw permanently shaky hands and poor control over movements, possibly from being without oxygen during birth

Any longer and I would've been a vegetable or dead, or so I was told

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>>35835828
>got stuck during birth becuae head was too large
That's funnier than it should be.
I'm sorry I laughed at that, melon head.

>>35834500
Also, if you weren't produced by artificial insemination, your father dick has been in a woman and his residual chadness has rubbed off on you and you are therefore not a robot

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>>35835180
Nah mate I'm still alive.

>>35835878
Nah fair enough I think it's funny too

These days my head isn't actually that large, only 24 inches and a bit in circumference

Still looks big due to my long forehead and big chin though

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>>35835828
>Got stuck being born because head was too large.
Too intelligent for vaginal birth

>>35836272
Me too bruh, true Robots unite lol

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>>35834500
>umbilical cord was wrapped around my neck just before I was born

I tried suicide before any of you faggots, a part of me knew from the beginning it was the best option

>>35835180
32 years old virgin born through c-section here.
fuck.

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>>35836858
>tfw to intelligent for a womans birth channel

Fucking roasties man