>Well look who came out of his room. >What do you want

>>35834192
Well I certainly didn't want a roast beef sandwich!

>>35834192
C-can I fap while you all laugh at me?

>>35834192
5 ham sandwiches you vile syphilitic bitches

>>35834192
I'm just getting a glass of water. Why the fuck is it even your business what I'm getting?

*get a glass, go to the sink and fill it with water, then go to the freezer and put some ice cubes in*

You're some nosy bitches. God fucking damn.

Oh, hi girls, I just came looking for some coffee. And maybe a blowjob if there are any left.

>>35834192
>Tattoos
Get away from me you dirty whores.

"girls with the metal in their nose out, especially the one with metal in her cunt, you with the weird haircut, you will also have to leave"

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Not this shit again, Mom!

>>35834230
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>>35834328
These threads are stupid.
I'm guessing you're all trying to be funny or something but you're really bad at it.

>>35834192

How did all you dumb sluts get into my house?

>>35834423
>implying
That's exactly what I would say.

Why are there a bunch of trashy looking lesbians naked in my kitchen

>>35834328
let's take a perfectly good body and make it look disgusting by injecting ink under our skin! Primitive apes...

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I want you to hold down the middle one while I cut off her soles.

>>35834384
originale kek

>>35834192
Nice socks

blox

That is a really nice kitchen. The naked girls do not fit the scenery though and must go!

>>35834192
First I would disrobe.
Second I would set out six glasses somewhere on the table.
Third I would very slowly pour out tomato juice into each glass.
Fourth I would slam each one myself, and make intense eye contact with a separate girl after each one.
Fifth I would turn 360 degrees and walk away.

For you naked sluts to get your cum filled asses and pussies off my clean kitchen table. Have some decency.

I want some milk, which of you is lactating?

>>35834423
You're wrong.

Listen to ME, he's wrong. He doesn't get it.

I don't see the point desu

>I'm on 4chan at 2 in the morning etc.

>>35834192

>Tattoos

Dropped, tattoos are slut markings.

>>35835331
I don't pay no mind to no sneak bitch. I won't spend a dime on no freak bitch