You have the opportunity to create 100kg of regular matter (except

A girlfriend who loves me and the rest in platinum I guess

Diamonds. Dumb question

I'd really like some pudding right now

>>35834135
I'll take 100kg of ramen

>>35834148
Can you sell any of them without a lot of questions and investigations?

>>35834135
Ketamine and camouflaged soundproofing, like that invisibility cloak military stuff

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50kg of coke and 50kg of gf.

>>35834135
Tritium

It's about $30,000 a gram right now. I'd be a billionaire

i would create a small money printing machine

or gold ofc

>>35834215
Just go to Colombia, it's $8/g right now

>>35834222
>no unstable stuff

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>>35834135
Californium 252

27 Million Yankee dollars a fucking gram

I'd be sitting on literally 2 TRILLION, 700 BILLION DOLLARS

>>35834260
Fuck that it's more stable than a gf

>>35834135

a girlfriend with 55kg and 45kg of cocaine

>>35834282
Why would you even want a fat girlfriend?

>>35834260
In fact it has a half-life of 4,500 days

>>35834135
50Kg of waifu and 50 Kg of a pure diamond crystal or californium.
Checkmate, I now got all I need in life.

>>35834262
>>35834222
It wouldn't be so valuable if you massively increased supply though.

>>35834262
there isnt demand for even a 1kg of that you dumb fuck

you'd be sitting in cancer you twat

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If we can make really complicated things I'd devote most of that, say 90kg, to making a big strong muscle GF, then the remaining 10kg on bank notes.

If I can't make a GF then I'd turn all 100kg into bank notes. Seems simpler than turning it into a material which I'd have to go through the bother of selling.

>>35834135
Rhodium

The price of diamond is artificial and pretty much worthless unless it's produced naturally.

>>35834337

not to mention the insta cancer of having that shit around

Gold
1 kg of gold is around 37,000 euro right now
So 3.7 million dorrahs

>>35834337
AFTER I sell it tho

>>35834339
Yea, you say that.
The yankee government says something else

>>35834376
why not a PGE? they're worth much more

>antimatter
could sell some of it and invest in waifu research

100kg of gold in the shape of feathers so I can easily carry them around.

100kg of snake poison

i'd put into my town water supply

>>35834406
the most UNSTABLE of all Unstable shit on this thread

>>35834337
Sure it would because of what it's used for. Demand is so high because there's such a small supply. Increasing the supply would not only increase the output of current applications, but it would also increase the number of applications further increasing the demand and price

potassium 41 chloride, its worth 70 million dollars a kilogram

>>35834489
Because it is hard to produce and there are not a lot of demand.

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>>35834430
>not knowing the difference between venom and poison
>not knowing that swallowing venom is harmless

>>35834135
I assume 10 500 yuro notes are one gram
so I could get 500 million yuros
should be enough to be set for life

>>35834432
it's not unstable, it just reacts with matter pretty badly. oxygen might be unstable because it can flare up easily.

iron

im gonna be mildly well off lads

>>35834148
>diamonds
>literally just compressed carbon
fag

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Sounds like a great idea dude.

>>35834305
>55kg
>fat
Wut

>>35834148
diamonds are basically worthless.
we can make them easily, the only reason why some cost a lot is because of their cut and the jews who sell them to dumb people say they are worth that much. they aren't actually worth that, just like paintings of blue squares are not worth 500 thousand dollars. if you ever pay triple digits or more for a shiny bit of carbon, you are dumb.

>>35834135

Important distinction, do you have to make 100 kg of the same substance, or could you make multiple substances? Also, do you have to make all 100 kg at the same time, or could you create smaller amounts of the 100 kg over a long period of time?

>>35834337
That's why I'd say Tritium or even Platinum would be a safer bet. But a large and pure gem would be by far the most expensive of all.

>>35834532
Nope. Yuro notes are quite heavy, because they got plastic n shiet. Just ask instead for some precious material, and you're set. Plus, it's a stable source of income, unlike money which can easily devaluate
>1929 germany
>Takes wheelbarrow of money to buy piece of bread
>two hours later
>Has to take two wheelbarrows to pay for the same piece of bread

I would make a space elevator!

>>35834615
>100Kg
>Space elevator
Maybe an ant space elevator?

100kg of 100 dollar bills is 10 million, I mean I could get 100kg of gold or silver, but then I'd have to sell that and I think someone would ask questions.

>>35834634
Nah dude cause I'll be able to make really really strong carbon compounds and have the elevator be really thin

>>35834642
inflation would end up fucking you up, gold is a safer bet

>>35834642
1kg of valid documents
99 kg of [precious matter]
Bam, taxman evaded

>>35834697
>1kg of documents

>>35834642
Again, don't take paper money, it's stupid.
Unstable as fuck, you're better off taking a rare metal that is worth a lot and/or is going to run out soon, stuff like Indium or Platinum are safe choices, and they can get you millions with 100Kg. And because, unlike gold or silver, they have important practical uses, their value never changes, and can only increase with time as these resources depletes.
but your paper money can just lose it's value in one day and you'll get fucked in the ass cause you asked for 100 Kg of paper no one cares about

Okay, I create 100kgs of bitcoin, what do i win?

>>35834135
100kg's of the finest silk world has to offer

just imagine wrapping yourself in that shit

>>35834735
bitcoins weigh nothing, you get nothing

>>35834752
>what are electrons

>>35834735
a fucking singularity

Antimatter. Blow up everything, including your rules.

>>35834752
actually, they probably do considering they are stored in a database as electrical input, which has intrinsic mass. or you get 100Kg of HDD with bitcoins all in 'em.

But that would still be dumb as fuck, as just dumping like a millionth of it would break the economy entirely.

iron, it's the stablest element in the universe, must be a reason for that

>>35834868
>iron
>stablest element in the universe
Ever seen that thing called rust?

90 kg skeletonmode giant amazon gf (inflates to regular amazon gf after a year of eating and exercising, according to medical data of the weight distribution between bones, organs, fat and muscle the normal weight should fill out to around 200 kg at a "lean" build) really into fugly rich nerds who spend too much time on their computers

9.5 kg various expensive gemstones in perfect cut (diamonds of that weight and quality could be worth approximately 600 million dollars)

0.4 kgs of legally valid documents detailing my legitimate acquisition and ownership of the aforementioned gemstones

0.1 kgs fresh booster pack smell

>>35834868
>forms a lot of different compounds
>a standard part of the transitional metal chain
anon I think you are retarded.
Try again and this time pick from the noble gasses category.

>>35834262

Also unstable, nignog. You can't make radioactive things or things that are not naturally occurring.

>>35834406

100 Kg of Antimatter would probably annihilate the fucking planet, my dude.

100kg symbiotic organism completely loyal to me able to reversibly fuse with my body and change parts of it permanently if I so desire.

Lets say you go for 100kg of gold or money. How do you go about storing and using it?

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>>35834885
>>35834913
APOLOGIZE right now you scum

>>35834955
a-anon...
you're so fucking retarded...
This has nothing to do with stability do you understand? Chemical instability and radioactive instability are not fundamentally different, its the same process of electrons being in an unstable orbit.
To find the most stable element you'll have to find the most radioactively stable and chemically stable.

Protip: it's a non-standard isotope

>>35834598
multiple/at any time you want

>>35834918
>Probably
Well let's aclulate: when antimatter and matter collide, they both annihilate and are both converted into energy using the famous equation E=mc2
So you'd get 200Kg of matter annihilated, which means you'd get about 6x10^22 (if I didn't fail in the calculations) joules.
This equates to over ten billions megatons. And given the biggest nuke ever made was only about 50 megatons...
yeay, that would be a bad idea.

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>>35834135
>tfw fill someone's lungs with mercury

>>35835009
nuclei stability =/= chemical inertness bruh

>nickel 62
>most stable isotope of nickel
>not the most abundant
cuck element desu

>>35835038
100kg of mercury is only 7.39 liters

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>>35834135
Painite

300,000 a gram

30 Billion dollars for yours truly to buy in red wine and machine guns

>>35835038
You could probably do that like a thousand times.

>>35835073
If you make it one giant crystal it would be worth even more.

>>35835106
Shit, I should make it a big ass sculpture in the shape of some angel or something and have it be the most expensive piece of art ever in all times.

>>35835073
Where are you going to find a buyer?

>>35834135
drugs teehee aren't I so cool. No but honestly I'd create a 100 kilo gf.

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Gold is stable, sells easy and doesn't raise many questions. 1kg is ~$40,000

I'd go with gold, 4 million is plenty of money.

>>35834135
If I was an asshole I'd pick francium and drop it in the ocean off the coast of some city.

>>35835229
I'll worry about it when I need to

>>35835016

In that case, platinum. Make a bit at a time to inject cashflow when I need it. Probably 30 kg up front for initial infusion and investing, then smaller amounts at later times.

>>35835281
How would you do that without dying?

>>35834135
100kg of 1000 Swiss franc banknotes, baby.

>>35834148
Diamonds are worthless when selling them. Same with gold and silver.
Go with helium. It'll be fucking priceless in the future.

Can I stick it anywhere?
I would like wills signed by the richest people on earth directing all of their assets to me, a small amount of poison in their bodies, and neural matter strategically placed in the brains of top officials of several superpowers that convinced them everything is legitimate.

I think that should give me the most buck for my bang, so to speak.

>>35834520
Not the same guy, but how could it be harmless?
I can't imagine it being.

>>35835489
Where on earth would you store 100kg of helium?
You know what I'm actually going to do the maths. brb.

>>35834135
100kg of anti-matter. I want the world to explode

>>35835556
This is gonna be interesting. eroge

Oxygen
For balloons and mickey mouse voice of course haha.

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>>35835574
>Oxygen
>For balloons and micky mouse voice of course

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All 100kg into a big bara gargoyle boyfriend for me plz.

>>35835556
Nobody said it needed to be in a gaseous form. Just store it as a liquid, we already do that as a pressure controller in rocket engines.
But you'd have to make sure your container is really tightly sealed, because Helium is a bitch to contain.
But the real deal is Indium, everybody will want it for technology in the next 50 years and the stocks are depleting fast, but it is easy to stock.

HP Black Inkjet ink

100kg of cum

>>35834179
You don't dump the whole lot out at once, you slowly trickle it onto the market so they retain their value. Same with gold.

>>35835565
590 cubic metres. Good luck fitting that in your garage.

>>35835558
Actually made the calculations, that would equate to ~200 million tsar bombas.
So please don't.

>>35835602
>big plastic bag

>>35834135
Gold, aurom, Or. easy cheezy

Jesus. I'll bring that son of a god back and make him my bitch.

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>>35835590
No, fuck I meant HELIUM
IGNORE THIS PLEASE
FUCK IM GETTING CHEMISTRY CLASS FLASHBACKS

I'd summon a succubi and the rest on ramen

>>35835632

Why not? Wouldn't it be better if the earth literally got vaporised?

>>35835487
This.
Great liquidity.
Swiss banks only care about the money and were always the go to banks for dictators.
Franc started killing in comparison to the Dollar, Pound and Euro last year.

Two petite 40 kg loli girlfriends and 20 kg of cocaine.

>>35835657
dont worry, i am the gold guy. i knew youwere about He

>>35835556
Modeling helium as an ideal gas (which it practically is at stp), it takes up 611207.5 liters at 1 atm and 25 degrees Celsius. That's only about a 6m*10m*10m tank, or 18ft*30ft*30ft.

Scorpion venom. Worth 38mil to the gallon

$100 bills.

A dollar just weighs 1 gram so that is
$10M which is just the perfect amount of money to have in cash. Laundering it will still be a PITA.

20kg of dmt
60kg of mxe
20 kg of nitrous oxide

did I do good?

>>35835720
how did you count it.

>>35835711
You can only get one, so which is it?
A 100 kg loli girl or 100 kg of cocaine?

>>35835676
No. I already got my waifu and my 50Kg of Platinum, so fucc off, or at least bomb every place but my country, and we'll be cool. Dump the excess on Betelgeuse for the lulz.

>>35835722
U stoopid, it's only expensive because there's not a lot, but if you dump 100Kg worth of it, it will be worthless.

>>35835727
see >>35834713

Where the fuck are you gonna find someone interested in 100kg of scorpion venom?

>retards unironically think 100kg of gold hitting the market in 1 day would have any kind of impact on the market value

100 kg muscle waifu

>>35834135
100kg of anti-matter. Hold the entire Earth hostage. Rule the world.

>>35834713

I don't want to keep it under a mattress. I want it in a bank to generate interest. Good luck converting that much precious metals into interest generating assets.

$10M can generate up to $500,000 in interest per year.

>>35835727
Consider this >>35835690
>>35835487

Swiss is the way to go

2g of calcium-48 cost half a million dollarinos

100kg is enough to buy a country

>>35835751
Apparently it holds a lot of potential in combatting cancer so you could probably sell it to pharma, a private medical company or some research institute for big bucks.

>>35835751
in morroco.

>>35835741
I did some rounding because copy pasting shit on (((mobile))) sucks, but I just solved PV = nRT for V, where n is about 25000 moles, R is about .082 CV L-atm/mol-K, and The is 298.15 K. Also P is 1 atm. With a pressurized tank, you could get volume way lower, but as it is it's not unmanageable.

>>35835745
Can I get two 50 kg girlfriends then?
They can be identical for all I care.

>>35834135
LSD-25
I would be the richest man alive

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>>35835731
>20 kg of nitrous oxide

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>>35835794
>I want it in a bank to generate interest.

>>35835794
But...Oh god...
You are investing in monkey paper, as soon as the economy collapses even a little, your 500 000 will be worth shit. But if you take a material with an actual use in the real world, you have a safe stock of money that only gains value with time.
And even now, if you were to get 100Kg of platinum, you'd have 3,2 millions dollars worth of platinum, but you'd be able to sell it at a higher price as time goes on, and it will not devaluate one bit, as it has a real use in chemistry.

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100kg of pure THC crystals, be high for the rest of my life

DUDE WEED LMAO

>ITT: people who have no idea how value is made
>>35835800
>>35835722
>>35835073
>>35834489
>>35834430

>>35835873

What are you going to call me a financial normie now?

I want to live the easy life. I don't want to have to shovel my garden. Pull out the platinum bars. Shave some metal off my platinum bar with a cheese grater, seal it in an envelop. Sell it to someone over Tor for BTC, then meeting some dude at the local McD to exchange those BTC for cash, just so that I can go to get my groceries.

>>35835876
>>35834713
If the USD ever tanks so hard that it's better to take 3.2 million USD worth of platinum over 10 million USD, the Chinese have taken over the world and I don't want to live anyway.

Even if the USD value is cut in half, it's still better than taking the platinum. If you include the interest on it then it's way better anyway. Why do you think the USD is going to be absolutely useless in 20-30 years?

>>35835876

> as soon as the economy collapses even a little,

Sigh. Stop, being retarded. Do you actually have money? I have money. I know finances. You don't stop being a complete lunatic.

>>35835786
With all 100kg of antimatter, you have nothing to contain the antimatter in.

Nice job, you just unleashed a megaton explosion. Still wouldn't destroy the world, though.

>>35835876

Do you faggots not understand risk?

What's the risk of the US tanking so hard that $10M becomes worthless? Close to NIL.

What's the probability of $10M returning $500000 interest every fucking year? VERY FUCKING GOOD.

>>35835876
What does the economy collapsing "a little" even mean, anyway? Is that like shitting my pants "a little"?

Wouldn't paper money raise too many questions, what with serial numbers and all?
I guess you could use it slowly so as not to raise suspicion but somebody might still find out that you're using "fake" money

>>35835930
>no idea how scarcity and abundance works

>>35835973
>Still wouldn't destroy the world, though.

How much damage would it actually do? Would it level a city? Country? Continent?

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>>35835966
Maybe something this bad?

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>>35836005
I agree with you. There is no way you can deposit 10 million dollars into a bank without raising suspicion. How are you anons planning to get interest? Is anyone on /r9k/ even street smart enough to get around this?

>>35835973
see>>35835028
I don't know if that would be enough per se, but it doesn't seem unlikely that it would at least ruin the earth entirely

>>35836063
>being paranoid about a financial crisis that happened 100 years tied to a foreign country losing a war
don't be so paranoid anon.
It is still better to take the value in USD or british pounds and collect interest every year.

5 kg of pure thc
1 kg of weed a gift to my friend
90 kg of money to buy some shit to marry to buy gift to parents and sent them to vacation, buy a car.....

90kg of money will never do shit to the economy when i use it.

>>35836063

The risk of that happening is worth it.

Do you understand what half a million in interest per year is?

Assuming it comes with some kind of containment vessel: antihydrogen.
Assuming it just appears on the ground: Platinum I guess. Hard to make drugs like LSD would probably be more profitable but I'm in position to start selling drugs nor deal with that much heat.

>>35834147
that would be a fat girlfriend anon

>>35836187

Make the excess matter include a bunch of outfits.

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Why are anons choosing platinum over gold?
someone explain this to me

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>100kg of tfw no gf

Palladium, 100kgs would be worth around 2.3 million, would only sell 2kg a year and never work again.

>>35836209
Why are anons choosing stupid metals over pure drugs, which have a higher resale value, is beyond me

>>35836165
What I understand is that I'll be better off getting a stable source of income with intrinsic value that will give me more than enough money to live carefree.
What would you do with that much money anyway? And with some special materials, like germanium or indium, you have a stock that quickly gains in value.

>>35836209
Try to sell gold. It doesn't sell.

Prolly Deuterium.

>>35836070
We've got NEET smarts.

>>35836244
because no one wants to go to jail for being a drug dealer?

>>35836209
The plus is that, unlike gold, they actually have value in that they are heavily used in the refinery and chemistry industry. Therefore, it gains in value, and is easier to get rid of while being still expensive enough (platinum is 30$ per gram while gold is 40$). Dumping it all would be senseless, but if you just sell enough to satisfy the industry that uses it, you got a pretty stable source of income.

>>35836266
>Try to sell gold. It doesn't sell.

You could walk into any decent pawn shop and sell gold bullion for around spot, quit being a retard.

I had no idea how stupid people on this board were until now

99Kg graphene, 1KG Gold. Its gonna be great

>>35836336
I'm gonna be a retard in this thread if I want to. Do you think even 20% of the people here know what they're talking about?

>>35836028
Hmm, my math was off. According to Wikipedia, 1 gram of antimatter annihilating is about 43ktons of tnt's worth of energy. Therefore 100kg would be a 4.3gigaton bomb.

http://www.stardestroyer.net/Empire/Science/Nuke.html

According to this site, people would suffer 3rd degree burns within a 300km radius, and there would be widespread destruction in a 100km radius. You might also kick up enough dust to cause an artificial winter and a bunch of starvation. But you wouldn't blow up the world.

>>35836438
>Do you think even 20% of the people here know what they're talking about?

Yes.

>>35836461
Well, okay, sure. 20%.

>>35836438
Yes. retardee

250 g DMT
250 g MDMA
250 g Mescaline
250 g Psilocybin
250 mg LSD

The rest in small well cut diamonds.
And if we're allowed to create people, I suppose I'd want one loyal lackey to do my bidding.

>>35834236
But then Inflation

I was thinking figure out what the most valuable substance in the world was and sell it, but y'know, money is pretty light. So I might as well just make 100kg of cash in whatever the strongest currency is at the time in the highest valued bill.

A 100kg big buff beefy boyfriend who loves me unconditionally forever.

>>35834135
Diamonds or gold whichever is worth more and then like 10kg of weed ecstasy and coke

>>35836526
>inflation
are you implying that one guy alone will inflate the US dollar?

What's heavier, 100kg of steel or 100kg of feathers?
That's right, steel. Because steel's heavier than feathers.

>>35836602
Nice meme. orego.

>>35836602
You've got to be an actual fucking retard eh?

>>35836602
100 kg of your mom

>>35834135
100kg of gold cuz that's the only thing I can sell easily and the money would be more than enough for me.

>>35834167
holy fuck that's a lot of Ramen.

>>35835512
it's only deadly if it gets into your bloodstream which would only happen if you drank it with an ulcer in your stomach
it's otherwise harmless to drink

>>35836602
Lol us toopid thats not how it workss.
its the saem weihgt u idioty111!!11

>>35834135
reasonable quantities of the most essential but not highly illegal pharmaceuticals

insulin, warfarin, etc

then sell it all to north korea, which you would need to do anyways because getting rid of massive quantities of raw metal or creating money ouf of thin air is asking for trouble in western jurisdictions

should still be able to at least net a sweet profit, and the closer to civilizational collapse we get the more worth the stuff will be, so you have a back up plan when neetdom ends

>>35836675
Ramen is pleb tier ""food""
vermicelle au lait. better

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>>35836629
You're right about that.
You're right about that.

100kg of $100 dollar bills, which is roughly $10,000,000.

>>35836142
>implying hyperinflations don't happen all the time in countries you never hear about and with regularity since the beginning of medieval economies and the whole US / EU system is being held alive by necromancers at the moment

>>35836567
Depends on how much money he prints.

>not making 100kg pure heroine and selling them on the nigger market

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>>35836915
Tell you what, if the USD crashes so hard in the next 5 years that it's worth it to take platinum over $$$ + interest then you can cash in this coupon.

>>35836924
Sure, if he's some kind of retard

>>35836314

>implying real drug dealers like modern US doctors go to prison

I could buy a fucking medical license with that much money and prescribe it out of my pain clinic and only take people with actual medical problems like back injuries and broken bones, none of the 'obvious' junkies get shit. I can already pick 'obvious' junkies out of a lineup since I've been around them all my life. I ain't going to jail, i'd use the drugs to kill myself before then. Or one of the many firearms I'd be owning.

>>35834135
You know that one element that is above francium that one group (or family maybe?) and it reqcts pretty violently with water? Because I'd ask for a shit load of that and pretend I have super powers.

>>35834564
>Not knowing diamond is the hardest metal
Newfag do you even try?

>>35834215
That's $526,167 for 145lbs of girlfriend!

>>35837955
>hardest metal
wut?
Carbon's not a metal, and diamond isn't even rare.

>>35834135
Diamonds, obviously

precut and perfect

gold is an inferior option as it is far denser than carbon

I be paying people like Mr. Carpenter from the real Day the Earth stood Still

>>35835939
Unless you have a money laundering scheme, the federal agencies are going to fuck you up the ass for having money out of nowhere.

>>35837135
howtoberobbed.png

>>35838084
can't tell if newfag or not

>>35834135
100 kg of neutronium desu
:^)

>>35838191
>go to vegas
>hit up casinos, gambling a little bit, cash out
>rinse and repeat with the 100s of casinos in and around vegas
>money washed
>put money away in bank in reno, also open an offshore account
>keep doing this until you can retire comfortably

>>35834135
I'll take a copy of the whole internet for starters.

>>35834135
100kg of data storage devices containing information on the future, with things like lottery numbers and stock options and how not to be a disgusting failure and technology and all those things.

>>35834135
How much does a woman weight? Could I just create a working vagina that doesn't get pregnant?

>>35834279
My original sides are originally in orbit

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Probably 100kg of (metallic hydrogen)[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metallic_hydrogen].

Anti-matter would probably be better but I wouldn't know how to contain it, and it's "anti"-matter, so it's like cheating.

>>35838660
What link structure is that? Dumb miles.

100Kg of 1tb SATA hard drives with million bitcoin wallets on them.

>>35838779
It's the one used on Reddit.
You're right though. I should kill myself.

Didn't some scientists once create a poison that like if one microgram of it got into the groundwater supply it'd kill everything for a 500 mile radius so they destroyed all their work on it so that it could never be used?

I'll take 100kg of that please.

>>35838660
also 100kg of anti matter would destroy the entire planet, which is a minor con with having anti matter.

best bet is 100kg of platinum or gold

>>35838812
They use markdown which is the reverse I think.

>>35834418
Underrated post of the thread
Originalo

>>35838866
Desu I think metallic hydrogen would be worth a lot more than platinum or gold.

>>35838883
Even more reason to end it.

>>35834135
100kg of videogames

How many electrons is a bitcoin?

>>35834488
Increasing the supply would not increase the price, that's dumb.

>>35839133

if you sit on it and wait for the price to increase, then yes, in this case introducing to supply into the demand would work

It's no different than salvaging copper and waiting for the price of lbs/money to go up. Except you've created it without effort, and that's the only difference, which isn't a difference since it's effotfree and isn't bound by rules, even its own of supply and demand.

>>35838660
very nice reddit linking my friend!

>>35834135
Saffron. Or gold.
Probably saffron.

100kg of dicks

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>OP says REGULAR matter
>retards say antimatter

>>35839971
in a row ?
origi

>>35834135
100kg stack of crisp vacuum sealed unmarked and legal 100$ bills
might not be too much but where I live it would be the safest thing to spend or put in bank over a period of time

if we can go more elaborate I would like 100kg stack of deeds for really good property, or just one for an oilfield or something like that

100kg of toilet paper

On the last piece the account access details for a legitimate bank account with me as the sole account holder, containing a billion dollars.

Checkmate. No need to have inconvenient diamonds or drugs to launder, plus I won't need bog roll for a few weeks at least

>>35840550
This is some bullshit anon.
You can't create a bank account.

>>35834135
100kg of working usb3 compatible flashdrives filled with encyclopedic knowledge from the year 2500

>>35840674
You can create documentation that allows you to access a bank account that already exists.

>>35840816
The bank account must exist in order for you to obtain the information to it. There is no legitimate bank account with a billion dollars in it with no other account holder tied to it.

>>35841146
You can have documentation that transfers the account ownership from someone else to you, even if that sort of thing technically doesn't exist.

>>35841190
Says who? You have no bearings on the creation of anything outside of your 100kg of matter.

You say that this is less inconvenient, but you can bet your ass the bank will come down on you when they realize they have no idea who you are. Not to mention you're stealing from someone else, so yeah, you're fucked when they put 2 and 2 together.

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>>35841245

Unless he buys an assassin and kills them off...

>>35841265
The bank called me on a ~$600 purchase because it was out of the ordinary and I'm a no body. You think the bank won't question the brand new owner of an 1 billion dollar account previously owned by some rich jew?

>>35841245
>Says who?
OP.
Clearly you don't need to be aware of the structure of the matter you are creating, as you otherwise wouldn't be able to create any sort of raw material, which absolutely is the spirit of the OP.
So you can impose arbitrary shape and constitution on the matter.
So why can't some of your 100kg be shaped like papers that legally allow you to claim ownership of any specific account, while forcing the bank to hide your own identity from the original account's owners?

>>35841302
They won't if you provide the paperwork that you pulled out of your ass to fulfill that specific function.

>>35841302

Just buy an assassin and kill em off. Take their money, then buy more to kill others off.

Simple really mate.

Also it sounds like your bank just doesn't trust you. Are you into some dodgy things?

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>>35841345
you don't think that these banks know the rich billionaire jews by name? You think that they aren't buddy buddy with the bankers?

Your legal documents don't override anything within their computer systems or the previous legitimate data that the ACTUAL owner holds. There would just be two pieces of legitimate papers, 1 belonging to you, the other belonging to the real owner. You think they wouldn't settle that out real quick? With a BILLIONAIRE that the bank knows by name?

ffs anon. You aren't changing the rest of the world, all you have access to is CREATING 100kg of new matter. You can't change matter that already exists.

>>35841364
>billionaire assassinated
>random anon becomes billionaire from the exact same account number
>he thinks no one will notice
lol

>>35841503
If I can create matter, I can create information.
Surely I can magically pull something out of my ass that allows this to work.

Otherwise just get future lottery numbers and a digital system that predicts the future accurately.
These things are information, information can be created indefinitely, as it has no weight.

>>35841582
>Otherwise just get future lottery numbers and a digital system that predicts the future accurately.
You retard. You can't make things that don't exist.
Might as well make a genie in a bottle or a 100kg device that turns you into god.

>>35841582
Stop trying to cheat the system anon, you aren't good at it. Just play by the rules.

>>35841635
>You retard. You can't make things that don't exist.
But you create matter that contains arbitrary information, what stops you from creating a flash drive that contains these things?

As many loyal wives as I could create

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100kg of self replicating, indestructable microbots.

1kg of paper holding valid info like stock prices for like 40 years, and various passwords/data for current online wallets
49kg of high capacity, compatable with modern PC harddrives containing all-around manuals and advices, best music/anime/vidya/series for future 50 years, main events in the world for entire history of mankind, upcoming patents and blueprint of the warp engine with detailed explanation of it
50kg of my tulpa in flesh
Did I win?

100kg of 7TH GENERATION INTEL CORE i7 K SERIES processors.