ITT times you were an asshole >middle school >have to

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>>35832920
roastie BTFO outta nowhere

>>35832920
>female classmate asks for assignements
>Fucking tired of everything
>"The Hell do I know ...ask someone else"
>"ok...sorry"

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That made my heart sink.

I definitely remember pushing a girls head in the wall on her birthday. I might also remember feeling lucky for not getting hit by her father.

I dont get how this makes you an asshole. how is it even sad at all? were you supposed to keep lying?

>in 8th grade science class
>friend sitting next to me whispers something
>yell "what the FUCK dude Jenna is NOT a slut!"
>Jenna yells at him "you called me a slut wtf!!"
>he's bamboozled and confuzled by this
>didn't actually called Jenna a slut at alllll
>i suck up to Jenna and we gang up on him
>make out with her at the rec center later
>turns out Jenna was actually a huge slut
>friend never forgave me

>>35833092
that;s alpha af

>Stacy I talk to sometimes
>Asks about test
>Says she didn't study for it
>Don't know anything about it, I'm just coasting now
>Tell her she's probably gonna fail
>"Wow anon, your a great freind"
>"Fuck off we aren't freinds"
It felt pretty good guys

>>35832920
>Be me
>Dad signs me up for martial art
>Be a dick to people and start fights like a twat
Good ol days

I'm a pacifist so.

>be me in first grade
>on school bus
>kid sits next to me and won't STFU
>slammed his head into the window
>had a small bruised bump cause 1st grader strength

>In 6th grade
>everyone knows my dad is dead
>kid keeps making fun of him
>dad was a scum bag and I generally couldn't care
>kid said something that broke the camels back
>stop walking
>he turned around
>"this is Sparta" kicked him in his chest, he couldn't breath for a few sec

>8th grade
>on bus and a kid keeps flinging me with one of those toy stretchy hands
>tell him to fuck off
>"watchu gonna do about it"
>back hand him and punch him in the nose.

Felt like a piece of shit for a week after each incident.

>>35833092
kek fucking stupid roasties
your friend was right too