>you missed out on teenage sex >you'll also miss out

>>35830672
>you'll also miss out on early 20's college sex
i already did though

>>35830687
well fuck, might as well kill yourself

>>35830699
obviously i will one day

are you new to /r9k/ or something?

>>35830672
>tfw missed out on late 20s workplace sex
>tfw going to miss out on early 30s swinger parties

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>>35830699
Or not because I don't put my virginity on a pedestal and I realize there's more to life than sex. What are you 14? Grow up kid.

>>35830781
there isnt tho. It's in our evolution, and you failed

>>35830672
>wanting to sleep with this degenerate

>>35830809
>putting muh degeneracy before getting your dick wet
fuck off underage b&

>>35830832
>implying you'd sleep with acne ass
STDs not worth

>>35830672
EXTRAAAA THICCCCK

>>35830672
It's very rare that I am this disgusted by a person.

>>35830798
>it's apart of evolution therefore it's the sole purpose of life and you should kill your self if you lack it
Glad you admitted you're an idiot, but not everyone is a sex craved automaton. Seriously, grow the fuck up.

>you missed out on late 20s sex
>you'll also miss out on 30s sex

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>>35830672
She STOLE a bite of MY jelly donut!
>:(

>>35831018
>tfw my dad missed out on 20,30, and possibly 40's sex
>he's 35

>>35830672
Sex is only fun for Chads. I wish I could play games or watch movies though

>>35831000
Sex is a part of adulthood. In fact it's arguably more important than a job. Lots of adults don't have jobs but have sex.

>>35831145
>Sex is a part of adulthood
Doesn't prove anything
> In fact it's arguably more important than a job.
By you're absurd standards
>Lots of adults don't have jobs but have sex.
Unless you've got some data that supports this I'm going to assume you're bullshitting. And even if that were true, quantity does not equal importance. Stop measuring yourself worth in women and sex. There's plenty of people who live perfectly healthy lives without sex, and plenty of married people who have sex but are miserable. Sex isn't everything man.

>>35831145
>Sex is a part of adulthood.
Only if you want to breed, otherwise what's the point

>>35831638
feels good, frendinho.

>>35830672
>muh sex
>muh virginity
you sound underage

>18 year old virgin
>fuck 15 year old slut and gain confidence
>break up with her
>talking to her 16 year old best-friend she seems keen
I PROMISE IM THE FUCKING DEVIL RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>35831556
>>35831076
>>35831000
>>35830781
YOU HAVE ONE JOB
ONE
JOB
AS A SPECIES:
REPRODUCE
DON'T TRY TO ACT ALL ASCENDED AND SHIT BECAUSE YOU "MADE A CHOICE" TO "FOCUS ON BETTERING MYSELF" BECAUSE YOU KNOW IF YOUR 15 YEAR OLD VIRGIN SELF ENDED UP IN BED YOU WOULD'VE SMASHED THAT PUSSY SO HARD AND YOU WOULD'VE CAME BUCKETS TOO

BUT SINCE YOU ARE A FAILED HUMAN BEING YOU WILL NEVER ENJOY SUCH AN EXPERIENCE

>>35831145
Why do people constantly shill this sex meme? Sex is an overrated and hyped up meme. KHV who've lost their virginity will tell you, it doesn't solve anything. You'll still be an autistic social dysfunctional sperg. Youre better off masturbating. We've got bigger problems than our virginity. Being a virgin won't kill you, focus more on other things like exercising, having good family relationship, etc.

>>35830672
>you'll
>you will

Jokes on you, I already have HAHAHAHAHA Just fucking kill me, I'm too much of a pussy to do it myself

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>>35831741
>MAYBE IF I TYPE IN CAPS IT'LL SOME HOW GIVE MY ARGUMENT SOME VALIDITY
You narrow minded automaton. Stop thinking with your dick and start using your brain, implying you've got one. There's more to life than sexual intercourse.

>>35831789
>KHV who've lost their virginity will tell you, it doesn't solve anything
Wow people with know sex drives and few options say sex is shitty. I wonder what people who can't get the sex they want when they want think of sex.

>>35831789
>KHV who've lost their virginity will tell you
>KHV
>Lost their virginity

I don't think you understand what a KHV is senpai.

>>35831878
>know sex drives
How do you fuck yo that badly ?
Also I never said they said sex was shitty. I said that it doesn't fix your problems. One of the things people are constantly shilling on this site is losing your virginity as if it's going to fix your autistic tendencies, and it doesn't. You're life will literally not change in any way, so why bother.

>>35831946
Correction, former KHV. My mistake.

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>>35831029
>not eating her jelly donut
are you a homosex?

>>35831992
So failed normies.

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>>35830672
Well yeah, I'm almost 29.

>>35831992
Wouldn't everyone that lost their virginity be a "former KHV" ?

>>35831857
Caps look is cruse control for cool, dont ever forget faggit

>>35831789
I can't exercise Bunch rheumatoid arthritis is destroyed my joints in my hands Bailey work

Swik maybe

>had teen sex at 29
Pretty cool desu. Might go to college by my late thirties.

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>>35830672
If sex was the quintessential source of happiness, pornstars are the happiest among us.

>>35832034
No? That would make them a former virgin but that doesn't necessarily mean that they were kissless and handholdingless.
>>35832004
No

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>>35831145
Define adulthood. Most people have their sex craze between 15 to 21 while everything is still healthy and tight. Once you can drink legally and there are no more milestones to hit, the urge to have sex all the time dies, you need money. All it does it learn you shit you didn't want to learn in the first place, like your oneitis having some crazy kink you would never do and therefore could never have sex.

If you missed out on the craze, guess what? You will like sex when you have it instead of burning the fun and love out of it.

>people have freewill
>YOU MUST HAVE SEX AND REPRODUCE REEEEEEEEE

>you can kill yourself cause that's your choice, even neuter yourself to roleplay as xter transsexual alien 2 spirit
>however, not matter YOU MUST HAVE SEX! REEEE

why everybody obsessed with it? why they so obsessed with telling others they must do it? you can literally cut your balls off and then go have sex with animals pretending you're some dragonkin and that's okay and better than being celibate in their minds

>>35830672
>didn't miss out on teenage sex
>didn't miss out on college sex
>miss out on being loved
I was young and stupid and did the fwb shit which was great till I woke up one day 30 and with a heavy realization that sex was just a bullshit meme society shoves on you because it's the only bragging right you can't buy (technically)

>>35832503
>Once you can drink legally and there are no more milestones to hit, the urge to have sex all the time dies
Strongly disagree. Im 33 and am hornier now then I ever was as a kid.

>>35830672
>no sexually assertive and gently dominant thicc midget gf who demands to ride me like a pony and sits on my face

>>35830672
Sauce on these buns?

>>35832846
This.

Its much better to have some cool girl by your side to which you can connect to and love while being loved than to have a fucking list of the 30 plus woman you've banged last semester or some other Barney Stinson shit.

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>tfw didn't miss out on any of that
>tfw I only come here to laugh at virgins

>>35830672
i was on board until she turned around

>>35833161
Alexandra Uchi

>>35830672

Well i'm a 24 year old virgin and i managed to make out with a 19 year old at a party this weekend. I literally was just 'beeing myself' and she was all over me, and we started kissing furiously outside on the porch. Got her number, but she didn't reply.

One step closer i guess. This should boost my confidence to go slay whores at the bars now, but it was probably just the liquor talking, and i'm still an insecure faggot.