I would trade anything just to have a big dick. My biggest fetish

>>35830255

serious question OP: do you watch porn?

>>35830272
Of course.

Know any good links to exhibitionists?

>>35830255
Here's a sad but true story:

>be on vacation with female platonic friend
>happen on an insanely beautiful lonely beach one day
>didn't bring any clothes for swimming
>think about suggesting skinny dipping
>can't get myself to do so because I'm a grower, not a shower
>don't even want to impress the girl but am afraid of "anon has a small dick" rumors
>end up not swimming that day
>life is suffering

>>35830344
That's how I am too. I'm a grower although I don't grow into much.

>>35830309

no see the thing is you need to stop watching porn

i don't know when it happened but porn has turned into a fucking Cuck Simulator

it's not longer about eroticism, it's all about finding the biggest longest thickest cocks on the most ripped men to be slammed into 4 ft women in some sort of simulated rape

it's bad for your dopamine centers and it's bad for your self image

porn doesn't care about you. porn HATES you. You, OP, are perfect for porn. Porn doesn't want you to go out and have normal, healthy relationships. Porn wants you inside, on your laptop, with your credit card in one hand and comparatively tiny penis in the other, drooling as you watch bucks with 13 inch cocks slamming girls who look barely older than 15. It's bad for you. Read Infinite Jest.

>>35830481
I agree with you. I watch too much porn but the dick thing is my fetish. I honestly don't care about fucking chicks with a big dick although that would be cool I'm more into showing it off.

>>35830481
Agree with all this. But I will add that while porn has warped men's expectations and perceptions of reality...there are a TON of things that have done the same thing for women.

> rom-coms
> celebrity culture
> instagram and tinder

all give women a way inflated ego and think they deserve to be taken care of and worshipped by a wealthy 10/10 male simply because they exist (see Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, Ree Drummond etc.)

This means many of them reject men who don't fit this insanely overblown and difficult to attain fantasy. So it makes it hard to have normal, healthy relationships from both men and women.

>>35830481
>credit card in hand
lost me there but I agree that porn can ruin you from a mental aspect

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>>35830481
>chicks who barely look older than 15.

of all the things you could of said to stop me anon and you thought saying this would convince me otherwise

Question. Guys with big dicks on here. Yall ever show em off in public?

>>35831083
No, who the fuck wants to flash there dick in public ?

Fucking weird shitbag

>>35831083
7.5 inch chad here, I don't show it off naked or anything, but if I'm wearing a suit with dress pants or something, you can tell my dick is hanging down my leg cause it makes an imprint. I like catching girls looking at it n shit.

If I'm changing in front of my girlfriend or something, I love having a half boner and walking around the room with my dick swinging around. I am looking for comments there

>>35830481
Who cares, life is meaningless anyway and getting in a relationship is mostly just work and you will get cucked. Society is way to damaged atm, maybe they will fix it in a couple of decades but I doubt it.

>>35831163
Nice man, I do the same. I recently went to a coworkers house for a work party and everyone got in the pool. My massive schloong was printing against my swim trunks and I could tell everyone saw

I want a big dick so that when I'm masturbating in the corner, I can feel smugly superior to the dicklets who are fucking my wife.

>>35831123
Lol dude this is 4chan. Is this your first day?

Also I don't mean just walking naked outside.

>>35831256
Yeah man swim trunks are clutch. I love thinking about if the girls talked to each other about it after and stuff.

One time in HS I was trying to sneak alcohol into a music festival so I put it in my dick/crotch area when getting past security, and this Asian qt from my school was like "you had room in there with that huge cock of yours?" Girl had a bf too lol

So basically, if you had a big dick, you would be a fucking sex offender. Good thing you have a tiny dick then.
What, you think women will see your big flaccid cock and think "mm i need to suck that flaccid piece of meat hanging form that disgusting 300lbs neckbeard".
Anyone can "prop" their dick up. Literally just get a semi-boner and your dick looks like Chad's huge shlong.
Unless you're talking about walking around with a boner at nude festivals or out in public, or brush your boner against a chick at the bus. You fucking creepy rapist.
besides a lot of men have small-medium size cocks and nobody cares

>>35831083
'Showing off in public' just kind of happens anyway if your flacid size is Big enough to noticably snake down one leg. Like the other guys said people notice pretty quick just because its there. Ive caught people looking plenty of times, both men and women, and its sometimes fun to laugh about but other times it gets to be a burden because its a little embarassing. Funniest time this ever happened I was standing in line at a concert wearing kind of tight jeans and I truly caught a mom doing a hard triple take on it with her friend. I caught the look on her face (didnt make eye contact) and she was surprised more than anything.

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>people who get off from people seeing their dick imprint
Savages. I intentionally wear baggy clothing so it never shows even though i'm on the bigger side. I'd die from embarrassment.

t. 25 year old KHV.

>>35831362
You're missing the point. If you're a "grower", then skinny dipping or even taking a piss in front of females that you haven't fucked yet, or don't intend to fuck anyway, is not an option. Girls will spread rumors of you having a small dick, even if you have a decent erect one.

>>35830255
same OP i wish i had a big cock (7"x5.5" soft & 8.5"x6.5" erect) so i could go to nude beaches and show off. i'd also show off my bulge at the gym. wouldnt wear tight shorts or anything like that, just regular shorts/sweatpants that easily show off my package since it's big

not gonna go around flashing my junk in public, non-nude spaces because that's how you get on the sex offender registry

>>35831517
>(7"x5.5" soft & 8.5"x6.5" erect)
Are you implying this is the size you wish you were or that is your size and it isn't big.

>>35831537
i mean thats the size i wish i was. i know thats big and in the 99.9 percentile

>t. 4.5" (hard) dicklet

>>35831362
This sounds like a woman. So showing cleavage is no problem but OMG DICKS BAD XD.

Fuck off cunt.

>>35830255
What the fuck, is that a kid in the background? Why would you bring a kid to events like this?

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>>35831537
tfw actually 5.5 - 7 x 5.5 soft

feels gud man

>>35831871
Who the fuck cares enough to measure their flaccid girth.

Shit is retarded. Also do you have some sort of flaccid fetish or something cause you literally never post it hard.

>>35831871
I'd suck it, anon.

7x5 here is I "accidentally" showed my dick to my cousin's wife. It was pretty hot desu. I could greentext if you want

>>35831899
The only time I ever get hard is when I'm not seeing my girlfriend for an extended period of time. Otherwise I don't masturbate/ watch porn.

>>35831909
Thanks m8

>>35831947
>The only time I ever get hard is when I'm not seeing my girlfriend for an extended period of time. Otherwise I don't masturbate/ watch porn.
Does your gf know you're gay yet? You show your dick to hundreds of guys regularly.

>>35831944
Yes that would be an enjoyable story mate

>>35831443
>taking a piss in front of females that you haven't fucked yet, or don't intend to fuck anyway
Why are you showing them your cock when you're pissing then you retard?

>>35831980
Nope, she's into girls aswell though. Not interested in men or women (boys).

>>35831256
are you me? i went to a party last week and decided to jump into the pool butt naked, my 9 inches deodorant can was swaying all over. Everyone fucking saw it and loved it.

>>35831982
>be me
>vacation at cousins house
>cousins wife is a total MILF with huge fucking tits
>cant control boner anyway near her
>anyway one morning she comes into my room to do something
>have a raging boner thinking about her
>autism decides I must show her my dick
>pull dick out
>keep acting like im asleep
>she notices
>at first does not look at it directly
>but finally takes a good look
>she goes out
>I fap
I noticed her behavior change a little towards me like she notices me a bit more

>>35831443
>If you're a "grower", then skinny dipping [..] is not an option.
wrong. i skinny dip all the time even though i'm a grower. however, i don't do it around people i know. i go to public nudist beaches where there's just random people.
if i were you, i'd be more concerned about my body type. because 90% of the "below 30" people there have thin bodies and are not one bit fat.

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Thst's why you should watch trap porn
you fell way more manlier than them and you will start to want to dominate them

>>35830344
You should just have tried getting a chub before, Then you could explain the small size later on in the water as shrinkage.