>>35829862
I haven't seen her in about 15 years, I hate her, she's a dumb cheating whore and I don't even remember what she looks like.
Are those good enough reasons OP?

>>35829862
OP cant inb4. Fucking newfag.

Origami

>>35829862
I see her as my mother first and foremost, not as some woman. You disgust me OP.

>>35829862
>What's stopping you from seducing your mom?

dead

>>35829862
because she's my mother you filthy degenerate

this question tels us more about you than the question itself + always post tits and ass even if it isn't part of the topic you're adressing
you must be a jew, aren't you?

>:(

lol even my captcha was something jemish
*grrr...*

>:(

>>35831536
>because she's my mother you filthy degenerate
pussy's pussy

>>35831536
Summers coming early this year

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I feel like if I actually fucked my mom I could never really get over the guilt. Like, if I ever find a woman who wants to be with me, I'd feel like I have to tell her or something.

I honestly think I would be down for masturbating with my mom, though, or letting her jerk me off. I wish she was more comfortable being nude around me tbqh

>>35829862
something something Chad brother
something something beta cuck

>>35829862
Because she is dead

>>35829862
She deserves better.

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TFW you get a boner rubbing your mom's cute feet

>>35829862
Because that would be wrong and weird and mess up my family

To nervous, and wouldn't want her to freak. Have her nudes tho kek

Because she died in her sleep when I didn't reply to this post

>>35830397
>>35834958
>>35835972
... Then what STOPPED you seducing mom?

>>35835972
Fuck off orginal

>>35835972

Haven't seen this version before

>>35829862
>get rejected by every woman
>decide to try and seduce the only person giving you food and shelter
Yeah sure this would go well

there's an infinite amount of reasons for not seducing my mother. i'll name a few
>she will reject me
>she lives 3 hours away so i can't fuck her anyway
>father will kick my ass
>parents will pull financial support that i still need right now because i'm a student
>she's like 50
>she probably doesn't shave
>she has disgusting cow tits
>if she DOES let me fuck her, she would become clingy and annoy me all the time, and i'll eventually have to "break up" with her, which is impossible because she's my mother

Why are mommies always so thicc and fertile looking?

This thread got me so fucking horny for a mommy gf instead of fapping right away I went to CL and replied to a bunch of single lonely mommy posts. First time trying on CL wish me luck bros. maybe I can find a loving mommy that will help guide me.

Anyone here have luck with a mommy gf on CL have any tips?

>>35829862
I'm not attracted to her, but I have always wanted a mommy gf

>>35836650
All bots my dude.

My mom is 70

my mom is a sociopath that once told me that if she knew kids were like this, she would never have them in the first place. Also, she tries to destroy all long-term goals i've been doing, such as actively putting barriers for me to go to college so i can "take care" of her.

yeah, good thinking. I think i'm in love to my mom.

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How do I seduce my cute, conservative mommy into giving me a handjob bros?

>>35835798
More details kinda curious

>>35829862
One time she was waking me up and when I first wake up I'm really out of it so I grabbed her ass. I swear she was frightened but said "its not that I don't like it, you've just never done anything like this before." I've never done anything more though.

>>35832549
It's spring break

Expect low burn summer posts for next 3 weeks

>>35837273
Neat.
You should trying being 'asleep' with no covers and just undies and a boner

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She's old and wrinkly now. Which is a fucking shame since I saw her in sexy lingerie when I was 11 and got an erection and if I had a time machine even if I could only do one thing with it it would be to go back to that time and fuck her that night.

>>35837378
Lucky. My mom had me when she was 40 and she was always a fat cow in memory

>>35837378
Damn that's kinda hot,
Why was she wearing that and what color was the lingerie ?

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im not some idiot who is so fucking retarded he doesnt go inside and the only women in his life is his mom who he finds attractive because of retardation

>>35837102
Well I rub my mom's feet somewhat frequently. I don't really go out of my way to offer it most of the time, but I always jump on the opportunity when she asks me.

She'll put her feet on my lap and I'll just get to work and eventually work up a boner. I'm 100% she's felt my hardon while doing it, but she's never said anything, only moved her feet sometimes. But every once and a while, she moves her feet like she's going to avoid my hardon, but she just ends up kinda pressing into it and making me harder. I don't think she does it on purpose, though.

She also lets me kiss her feet a little, so that's nice.

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>>35837472
>Why was she wearing that
She wanted to impress her boyfriend that she was cheating on my dad with
>what color was the lingerie
black and the stockings had that kind of see-through brown floral pattern stuff

>>35837378
How would u convince her to fug that night anon?

>>35829862

Incest is disgusting, but I do like cougar/milf porn. Pls keep them coming.

>>35837546
Try offering it more often from now on, maybe you can make it a daily thing. Make sure you tell her how much you love her while you're giving her footrubs.

>>35829862
I'm fairly certain she's married.

>>35837782
I've tried offering it more often but she usually just says "no, that's okay, thank you." I do make sure to get very into it, giving my full attention to her and telling her how much I love her though. She always seems to enjoy it.

>>35829862
i have gf origno

>>35837848
I'm confused is she like aware that she's turning you on?
But doesn't mind or what?

>>35837972
Honestly I don't even know. I am pretty sure she feels my boner, because it's pressing right up against her legs/feet really pretty tightly. She either knows and doesn't care, knows and enjoys it, or somehow is oblivious.

I'd like to think she knows and enjoys it, but I've never known my mom to be like that.

I've also given her back rubs with her laying on the floor, and when I do that I kind of straddle her with my hardon pressed lightly against her butt, so I wonder if she notices that as well.

>>35838042
Ask your mom if she'd like to cuddle and watch some movies with you

>>35838087
We do that already pretty frequently. She even cuddles in bed with me sometimes.

>>35838042
Be honest if she gave you a footjob would you say no?

>>35838115
Anon pls give us a pic of ur mum,
You can even blur her face out if you want

>>35838127
Fuck no. I'd be in heaven if she did that. I don't think I could actually "fuck" her, but I'd jump at the opportunity for her to give me a footjob or even just worship her feet.

>>35838226
No can do. If it helps, she has a body a bit like the OP. She has a sweet, fairly typical motherly face.

>>35838252
Describe her weight,race,hair,
Is she young looking?

>>35838252
Try giving them occasional small licks next time you give her a footrub. Take enough baby steps, and she'll be completely fine with footjobs eventually.

>>35838337
She's a tad chubby like the OP, she's white and she has medium length blonde hair. She looks older, but I like that. She has a great butt too, kinda thick.

>>35838352
I've been super tempted to do this, but I worry she'd get freaked out and think it's weird. I try to give her extra kisses on her feet sometimes and it doesn't bother her so far.

>>35838483
Is she dating currently?
Maybe you could try being a tad more touchy when you guys cuddle,
Try nuzzling or telling her she's beautiful

>>35838483
C'mon, just one small lick won't hurt. If she says something about it, say you didn't mean to make contact with tongue, it was meant to be a kiss. Gotta be daring if you want to make progress.
What's your father situation, is he around?

>>35836524
>>she's like 50
>>she probably doesn't shave
>>she has disgusting cow tits
This sounds awesome anon, what are you gay

>Tfw reading this thread is getting me wet
NO I already have sexual thoughts for my dad, I don't want to have a mother/son fetish. What if I have a son and I feel attracted to him?

>>35838556
>>35838558
My mom is single and has no intention or desire to date, so she tells me. We cuddle really close often, and I nuzzle into her and kiss her and stuff. Sometimes she'll do the same, and she has a tendency to kiss my bare chest when she does that, which I like a lot.

I really want to try and go a little further with the foot rubs, but it just makes me so nervous. Shes a really sweet person, but she can get freaked out by stuff like that.

>>35838884
Try wearing skimpy things and kissing him on the cheek it's easy as fuck

>>35838884
>Implying fembots are real
Also Robot can't even procreate, if they could the wouldn't have this kind of threads

>White people threads

>>35838884
How old are you? Is your dad single?

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>>35838884
You fuck him, duh

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>You come back from work early and find your son and wife like this
What do you do guys?

>>35838941
>I nuzzle into her and kiss her and stuff
On the lips? If not, try that next time.

>>35838941
I'm just saying it sounds like she already wants to be dicked

>>35839027
Sometimes, but I kiss her on the lips all the time.

>>35839030
I don't disagree with you. She's pretty clingy, but not in an over the top bizarre way, just really physical and stuff. I'd love to believe she feels that way, but whenever incest gets brought up in like a movie or some shit she says how gross and fucked up it is. Which, I mean, everyone does that, but I think I'm too nervous to do anything about it. Every once in a while I'll kinda test the limits, though. Like I'll tell her how beautiful she is, playfully smack her butt, kinda nuzzle into her chest and stuff, hug her from behind when I'm hard, whatever.

>>35839017
Anon this is a new level of cuck

>>35839152
>but whenever incest gets brought up in like a movie or some shit she says how gross and fucked up it is
There you go anon, she's not in this kinda stuff, you're just gonna ruin you and your mom relationship, for what?

>>35839152
Do you love her in a romantic sense?
Not judging

>>35839229
>for what?
Pussy whatever you want in your own house, the thrill of taboo sex and having sex with your father's wife, while she tells you how much bigger you're

>>35839229
That's why I don't want to do anything weird.
>>35839240
I think it's more of a sexual thing than anything else. I'd rather just have fun with her, even though I love her a lot, just not really romantically. It's weird.

>>35839017
You mean
>mom and Chad brother

>>35839334
Don't listen to that faggot anon, think in all the things you can get>>35839325

>>35839366
I don't have a brother so Chad brother and mom never have some kind of appeal for me, but Chadson fucking my wife, now that something new

>>35839017
>Daddy's dream
Anon?

>>35839334
Yeah hate to say it anon but I think it's futile,
She expressed disgust in incest,
It's over.
You could always it imagine when you jerk off at least.

Legitimately feel sorry for you I feel like in your case there is nothing wrong with it,
You and your mom both love each other maybe even sexually too,
But I think your mom could never bring herself to do it.

>>35839370
I'd only do it if I was sure she was comfortable with it.

>>35839403
>Sorry honey, but Chad is even bigger than you at his age
>You don't mine right? It's just phase

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>fapped to mommy POV porn again

>>35839431
Nah, don't feel bad. I'd rather keep our relationship as is rather than risk losing it for some fun. I can always get off to it myself, so it's alright. Maybe one day she'll warm up to it.
>>35839480
She doesn't drink, but I couldn't do that to her anyway.

>>35839559
It's not a good idea to get your mom drunk to have sex, it's just rape andthe whole point of fucking your mom is that she need to like it to keep doing it

>>35839598
Yeah, that's too fucked up even for me. I'd much rather she want it too. I'll admit I lightly fondle her when she falls asleep next to me, though, but that's as far as Id go.

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>>35837550
>She wanted to impress her boyfriend that she was cheating on my dad with

felt my mom up once. she didnt talk to me for two years after that. never again.

>>35840012
Holy fuck,
Why would you do that?

>>35840012
Kek, this is why I don't wanna push the limits with my mama

>These comments talking about how their moms consider incest "disgusting"
yet
>They would fuck their son in a heartbeat if he were Chad

>>35840370
Just post the fucking Chad and mom stuff anon, the thread is dying

>>35840370
My face is pretty Chad tier, I'm just a mega autist

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>masturbate to mom/son porn
>feel instant regret whenever I finish

How do I stop this?

>>35840405
There is literally zero porn on the "mom cucks son with alpha brother" scenario.
Even in literotica and shit, if there is a "left out" son, he eventually joins in. I'd prefer it if he simply didn't know about the affair at all, as long as he's mentioned.

>>35840505
Get over it and indulge in the greatest kink there is

>>35840642
Then it's your job to make it anon

>>35840837
https://www.literotica.com/s/messed-up-family

closest thing desu

>>35829862
Where are you getting these rare Londons, senpai?

>>35841147
That pic isn't rare tbqh

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why does chadcest fill me with self-loathing and want to throw myself into my lusts to spite them? No other fetish does this to me.

I dont even have a brother and Im not at all sexually attracted to my mom.

>>35839534
>he doesn't exclusively fap to Tara Tainton's mommy videos

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>>35841975
also my mom isnt a degenerate, unlike me

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TFW thinking about offering mom a foot massage tonight and seeing if she'll let me kiss her feet more.

>>35829862

the fact that I'm 56yo

>>35841975
>chadcest

It's official. The term when your mom or sister fucks your brother over you

>>35835972
/b/ please go .

Originally

>>35839334
Dude it sounds like she's totally down you should go for it

>>35842698
We'll see. I'm not gunna fuck anything up.

>>35842786
>>35842786
If she cuddles with you half as sensually as you're describing she's totally down

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>>35842526
people have been saying it before me dude

SCREENSHOT PLEASE

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>>35842839
my 51 year old mommy gf who met me when I was a 11 used to do similar things to me (We reconnected like a year and a half ago, and we had one house date after that, she jerked me off in her car in front of my neighbor's house, second date we fucked, my mom set us up)

Im the guy bitching about chadcest btw

>>35842839
She does, but she also tends to push my boner away about half the time and stuff like that, so I'm still hesitant to push it.

I have absolutely no sexual attraction to my mother.

>>35843355
Original normal fag detected

>>35842927
>your mom set you two up

holy fuck i wish my mom would do that

>>35836536
they look fertile because they are they've had children you dumb fuck

>>35843059
you the foot guy?
don't mess with your mother anon. she has no interest in a dick down. parents have a huge denial about their sons sex, when she pushes the hard on away with her foot she either a. doesn't thinknit's hard or b. thinks it's a unrelated random hard. trust me, huge denial about it.

decay of flesh

That girl looks like she's in her late 20's early 30's. Post a woman in her 40's or 50's with droopy tits to be realistic unless you're fucking 12

>>35843884
You're probably right, but I don't think she really has a denial about anything. Plus, that's not the only time she feels my boners, because I sometimes purposely hug her from behind when I have one or cuddle next to her when I have one and she pulls away about half of the time but the other half she just lets it rest against her ass.

But I'm not gunna mess with her and risk fucking things up.

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>>35829862
When I was 17, she said she had no interest in incest. We're pretty open and it was a bit of a joke between me and her.

Eventually she found a husband who shares my name, my height, my build, looks a bit like me, and shares my interests.. I ended up paying for his immigration because she's not well-off financially.

Is reverse-cucking possible? Really makes me think.

>>35840505
Not fapping anymore to it and confessing to a catholic priest?

>>35844026
I laughed pretty fucking hard.

thanks, anon