Do some push ups.
No really, if you accomplish absolutely nothing else today, at least you'll have that.
And read the bible.
>>35827694
Stop reading the bible.
>>35827607
Im not going to just drop and do 20 in the middle of work.
>try to do push-ups
>elbow hurts so bad that I literally cannot do more than 5
>>35827710
Jesus Christ was right all along.
>>35827742
Which of your coworkers is gonna have the balls to stop you?
Bonus points if you jerk off on your boss.