>wake up >slide out of bed and roll over to my pc >still

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>wake up
>slide out of bed and roll over to my pc
>still running the minecraft server from last night
>log in to my bank account to check how the NEET funds are doing
>notice that dear mum-mum hasn't paid her weekly $350 to her baby boi's account
>get my bitch stick and start banging the bedroom wall to wake her up
>hear other daddy groaning and muttering about getting that fat sperg to shut up
>keep shouting "mum. mum. mum" like Stewie in that Family Guy episode until she sleepily stomps into the room
>"sweetie, why are you up so early, what's the matter?"
>you fucking well know what's up you promised me McDonalds breakfast this morning the menu doesn't last all day bitch
>"oh but it's mother's day darling, don't you think mummy should get to save a little money as a treat for once?"
>"MOTHER'S DAY???" i screech
>with all the swiftness of a donkey and the elegance of a hippo I grab a pee-poo jug and launch my weight towards the door
>mum screams and barely gets out of the way to avoid my unstoppable mass
>I use my free hand to quickly swing around the doorframe into my parents room
>3rd daddy is lying there with a pillow over his head
>faintly hear mum plead for anon to stop as I dump the contents of the jar all over the bed
>the african in mums bed jumps awake yelling "YO WHAT the FUCK?"
>"GET THIS FREAK AWAY FROM ME I AIN'T PUTTING UP WITH THIS SPERG NO MORE"
>mum is sobbing while the new ex-Daddy grabs his stuff and storms out the house
>she defeatedly closes the door and turns to look at me, tears still in her eyes, as I let out a long fart from the landing
>"Happy Mother's Day" I say