I fucking love you 4chan and /r9k/. I'm about to have nowhere to live, so I wanted to let you know. You basically fucking raised my ass and you've always been there and I'm fucking smashed. So fuck you I love you. you're the closest thing I ever had to a fucking friend
stop trying to turn me into a norman
>>35825474
>the closest thing
Dam. Tht suck
What happened, friend? Why are you getting kicked out?
That sounds kinda gay bro
>>35825494
Cause I'm living with my parents and they can't afford the house and I can't afford the house. I even work a job like a normoie faggot and I can't afford it
That's really pathetic. Of all the boards to be raised by you choose the one that literally nobody on the board could say is a positive, productive thing about.
>>35825474
I can smell how miserable your life is with your post
>>35825474
we love you too, faggot
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>>35825518
ypu know it frog posting motherfucker.My life is c shits
Keep your chin up, buddy.
Desperate times call for desperate measures, you might have to live with a roommate in a shit place for a while or worse.
But hold on to hope that things can get better.
The place I spent the most time when I was homeless was the library. They have computers and books and fresh water. The librarians got to know me and helped me out sometimes.
>>35825510
Do you own a car? Because you could live in there for the time being, I think /out/ has threads on stuff like that, vans are better though.
>>35825474
Godspeen anon. Godspeen
You can live with me if you let me pound your boipucci on the daily.
Love you too anon.
>>35825576
>>35825578
Yeah if nothing else I can live in my car. I even volunteered in a library and worked there for awhile so they know me. But man I gtoaa slink back there and fucking hang out like a shizo homeless motherfucker. I don't even know anyone that could be a roommate I gotta be the fuck out by the 1st of april and have all my stuff moved. but man You're great. Thanks guys
>>35825633
No problem man, this place can be hostile and delusional but there's nice rational people about.
I don't have much experience in these matters but I've heard that vans can be quite a comfy little home provided you know what you're doing while renovating it, if not then I don't know, getting the parents somewhere will be an issue too, /out/ have a homeless general too so you might want to check that out but again I'm not the most well informed on stuff like this.
>>35825474
The feeling is mutual OP. Go into the light until we meet again
>>35825510
>raised by r9k
Don't worry, uh, my spawn. Im, uh, proud of you? Hang on that, champ!
>>35825843
I'll check out the homeless genreal. To be honest a van isn't practical for me. My stepdad just toldme today that we can't keep thhe hosue even if I pitch in as miuch cash as I have and I already have a loan on my Nissan Altima so I can't just go and get a van. I think my grandad will let me stay with him I'll even pay rent. But I'm staight fucked reallly.
>>35825474
Do you have a laptop? You can make some money as an Engish tutor. If you're in college you can make even more money as a math tutor. It could give you a place to live
>>35825920
yes but I have a GED as my highest education. My normie job is a police dispatcher
>>35825894
I think you should be alright as long as you're not out on the street that's when shit really hits the fan. Assuming you're in good terms with your grandfather I don't see any reason why he wouldn't let you stay, try to look on the bright side anon you still will have a warm bed and a roof over your head.
>>35825944
You don't need a degree for English tutoring. Online English tutoring is possible
>>35825474
>I'm about to have nowhere to live, so I wanted to let you know. You basically fucking raised my ass
sounds like we did a bang up job
>>35826010
Yeah i try to look on the brigt side I have more than a lot of other people but still. My sister had a good boyfriend and her own place by the time she was my age man.
>>35826061
Ok cool. I'll look into that when I'm not a fifth of whisky and some beer into my drunk
>>35826107
Better than my bio parents my man