What's life like after you finally accept that you will

>>35823815
My life felt empty when I thought that. When I realized I wasn't truly ugly I felt more alive.

>>35823815
Why won't you have sex anon? It's not hard to get with a slut. Or are you too good for a slut? Sluts need love too.

>>35823815
The loneliness goes away, yeah, but the sense of failure doesn't

Like, sex is this nearly basic fucking thing that literal kids are having everyday, and here I am as a grown man at 33 never having even gotten close.

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Pretty good actually when you realize that it doesn't matter

>>35823815
Yeah. Try to change to hang out to make friends and you'll realise that people are fucking horrible and you were better alone. As an anon once said : ''the only thing worse than being alone is being with people''

>>35823815
You can literally hire a prostitute whenever you want.

>>35824077
>Spreading your DNA doesn't matter
Oooh boy.

>>35824256
>I'm an edgy faggot

>>35824284
>Spreading your DNA doesn't matter
>Being this primitive unironically that this is the only thing that matters to you
Fuck off normal

>>35824284
>>Spreading your DNA doesn't matter
It doesn't.

Organisms exist to spread their DNA simply because the ones who don't spread their DNA stop existing. That doesn't mean any of this shit matters.

>>35824284
it matters to our genetics, but our minds which are capable or deciding importance are the ones deciding whether our genetic/hormonal urges are a priority.
If you stop thinking it matters, it doesn't matter.
There are over 7 billion of our species on this planet. We're not in any immediate danger of dying out.

>>35824077
this
I am kind of relieved that all the social bullshit doesnt matter and I dont have to care about any of this (not talking about my friends of course)

Why does a lack of sex make you lonely? What makes me lonely is whenever I wake up and just want a cute girl to message back and forth with throughout the day and there's nobody like that in my life. I've had sex, it doesn't make up for the need for human interaction.

>>35824319
>Heh.... I'm a higher form of being that never reproduces and dies out immediately. Nothing personnel

>>35824325
>That doesn't mean any of this shit matters.
>This is what he's convinced himself of to make the pain go away
kek

>>35824327
>Implying your genetics give a fuck about the amount of people on the planet
>Implying your genetics don't influence your mind, not the other way around
This is why women hit 30 and start freaking out because their biological impulses go crazy.

>>35824381
>Heh... I'm a shit troll and sex is the only thing that defines my life other than shitposting on a board full of losers trying to convince them how much they really need to care about things they don't... nothing personal.

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>>35823815
I don't care anymore. Recently I remembered why I began isolating myself in the first place. If I couldn't connect with people and didn't enjoy their company eight years ago, then I sure as shit won't enjoy it now. I focus on spending my time doing things on enjoy such as vidya, anime, and literature.

Also a piece of advice, avoid porn. 2D is fine(at least for me), but any actual porn might make you feel even more lonely, OP.

>>35824430
>His green text is shit
>Just like his life
Try a better strawman next time

>>35823815
You never do. You get used to it but every so often you'll feel the crushing sense of failure.

t. 37 yo virgin

>>35824463
Get mad faggot it'll make your shitposting skills better practice makes perfect after all

>>35824510
>If I project maybe he won't notice I got upset

>>35824367
I'd need copious amounts of sex and basic human interaction, nurture and acceptance before I could appreciate something as nuanced as that. I'm starved, you're describing a 5 course meal.

>>35823815
If sex means that much to you, just hire a fucking hooker and it's done. If reproduction means that much to you, go to a sperm bank and beat your meat.

Seriously, there's more to life than sex

>>35824478
Goddam, I'm just a normie with a gf who occasionally visits here. 37? How the fuck does that happen?

>>35824710
>How the fuck does that happen
Impossible for a normie to understand. Robots don't get given a chance in life. You take everything for granted.

>>35824710
Actual real-life autism.

>>35824728
>>35824729
How do you survive without sex? I'd kill myself if I went a year without sex. I'm genuinely intrigued.

>>35824753
>I'd kill myself
Do it anyway so you stop shitting up our board with your retarded normie trash, thanks

>>35823815
When you accept life becomes great, you're actually happy despite knowing that you aren't worth much and all. Made me a happier and carefree dude

>>35824728
>Robots don't get given a chance in life
Your life has been a never-ending stream of chances, you just fucked up each and every one of them. You have no one to blame but yourself.

>>35824728
Just join the military or something, there's plenty of conflict in the world, and there will be for a long time because of the military-industrial complex. Hell, you don't even have to get shot at, and even get air conditioning, if you go air force or navy.

>>35824811
>Your life has been a never-ending stream of chances
Normie logic. It really is disgusting how you fucks project and think just because you get chances everyone does. I've asked over 200 women out over the past 5 years and NOT ONE has accepted. Not one. Get the fuck out of here you dumb shit.

I'm convinced I'll make it soon. I mean, I'm not THAT ugly. I've seen people way uglier than me get laid. I just don't try with enough women. I've only ever really asked one girl out and I got friend zoned. I've been trying tinder with no luck yet, but I get some matches. 20 years old btw

>>35823815
It's mostly ok. I only occasionally feel like I'm missing out. I find doing other things I enjoy makes me not think about it as much.

>>35824811
>your life has been a never-ending stream of chances

No, fuckface

YOUR life has been a never ending stream of chances. FUCK OFF

>>35824863
I've seen you post this story before and I'll tell you the same thing now as I did then: asking out less than one girl a week is not a statistically relevant sample. You've done a shit job of trying to fix your relationship status.

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>Accept I'll always be alone
>Thing like working and studying mean absolutely nothing now because I know it won't lead to anything worth having

What's the point if you're going to be alone your entire life? Might as well do the bare minimum to get by.

>tfw lull myself to sleep with the thoughts of committing suicide if life gets too difficult

>>35824904
>He can't admit that he's a fuck up
>IT'S EVERYONE ELSES FAULT he cries

i'm going to start dieting and exercising (lol doubt it but i want to try) because i need to see how big my dick really is without the fat pad and all the fat surrounding it. if it's below average i'll probably just kms because as it is now it sucks all confidence from me and i know i'll end up cucked by some dude with an AVERAGE dick if i managed to persuade a girl to be my gf.

>>35824944
I can cuck you if you want anon. I'll even be nice to you about it. We can share a beer and talk about how your girlfriend likes being fucked.

>be khhv neet
>think about geting a job just because since maybe i will like it, maybe i find someone, maybe i dont like it and enjoy being a neet

and then i realize if you have nothing to spend the money on why even bother geting a job if you are a neet and have something to eat and mommies home

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>>35824910
>Ask out 200+ women
>Not one accepts
>Just put yourself out there more man!
Fuck off. I've done more than enough. Trying to put the onus on me not trying or some retarded shit is just normie garbage. Spend years getting kicked in the nuts getting rejection after rejection then some fuck knuckle comes along and says it's because I didn't try hard enough. This is why normies need to be banned on sight, you contribute nothing, you're vermin, get the fuck out.

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A lot of betas ITT
SAD!!

>>35824937
>I-I get it too guys
>I-I'm an ex r-robot, just like you!
>H-Haha I'm here to save you from yourselves!

>>35824991
This is what normies will never understand. There is a psychological cost to getting rejected. You can't keep getting perpetually rejected without breaking down eventually. Normies have NO FUCKING IDEA what true, genuine, uniform rejection by the opposite gender feels like.

>>35825002
Do you realise what original board you're on?

>>35825028
Exactly. They have no frame of reference. They know nothing about being a robot and their "advice" is all useless garbage predicated on the idea that a robot can be a chad if they just try hard enough

>>35824991
>Fuck off. I've done more than enough
You haven't done shit you crybaby.

>Trying to put the onus on me not trying or some retarded shit is just normie garbage.
It IS on you. You have the power of choice being a male and with that power comes the onus to do the work.

>Spend years getting kicked in the nuts getting rejection after rejection then some fuck knuckle comes along and says it's because I didn't try hard enough.
>If I admit I didn't try hard enough then it means my years of being depressed are entirely my fault! I can't accept responsibility for fucking my life up therefore it's everyone elses fault
You'd have thought that in between the time you posted this bullshit story last and now you'd have asked out more women. But of course that's work and you don't do work. You're lazy garbage.

>>35825020
I was never a robot. I've been on 4chan since 2007 and lost my virginity sometime in 2009 and 2010. And not all of you can be saved. Only some can. The rest exist just to be made fun of for my enjoyment.

>B-but if you make fun of them it must mean there is something wrong with you or your life!!
Keep hoping, faggots.

>>35824974
what girlfriend lmfao if i had one i wouldn't be on this depressing board

>>35825102
Hurry up and get one then. I want a beta to tickle my balls as I fuck his girlfriend and suck me clean afterwards.

>>35825070
>Am le old fag chad here to save you
How noble of you

>>35825143
>Am le old fag chad here to save you
>He thinks he's worth saving

>>35825162
>He thinks I need to be saved
>He's this vain
Nobody gives cares now fuck off you pretentious fuck

>>35823815
>you stop being lonely once you've had sex
Holy crap males actually believe this?

>>35825177
>He thinks he doesn't
When did you lose your virginity again?

>>35825212
Please tell me everything I need to do El Chaddo so I can live a mediocre life just like you! I'm really insecure about my virginity and I'm literally at the end of my ROPE hahahaha

if only a selfless soul like yourself could guide me in such a direction where I too can make such brags about my sexual exploits and amazing life on the loser board of an anime website for weebs welp guess I better hang myself

>>35825278
>He keeps asking you to help him
>After you told him no
lmfao

>welp guess I better hang myself
Probably the best decision you've ever made.

>>35823815
Usually you have sex. Stop caring about sex gave me the chance to have sex, because I didn't creep or go too fast.

>>35823815
Have you considered that you never being able to get laid is natural selection in process?
You should be proud that you're strengthening the human race by not spreading your inferior genes.

>>35825305
It's actually really sad you're still here pretending to be "successful". I'd say you're a bigger suicide risk than that guy because you actually delude yourself that you browse R9K to "help" people and not just as big a loser as everyone else who posts here. Bubbles gotta pop sometime.

>>35825387
>He's pretending I ever said I was here to help
>Not just to make fun of losers who CAN'T be helped
I thought autists were supposed to be intelligent

>>35825411
I can tell who you are by how you post and you've been here a while friendo trying really hard to defend yourself, that's kind of pathetic, isn't it? I guess it's all in a good laugh, right? Absolutely fucking hilarious! A RIOT!

>>35825445
>you said this
>nah
>omg just let me be right!

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just checked out /b/ for the first time in years, tons of threads dedicated to posting nudes and asses that they've screwed.
is it infested with normies and chads now? how do they do it? to know that they're getting nudes sent to them from stacies and share the same site with us is really degrading, bros.

>>35825445
What's even the point in responding anymore? You're both going to be in the exact same position as where you started. Neither of you will change your way of thinking.

I don't blame a single person for the way that I am, nor do I expect to get better. But, I'll still try in vain. You go at each other like you've hated each other for years. After this, you'll forget either one existed. We should just stop.

>>35825411
Doesn't really matter. Successful people don't spend hours on r9k each week for months on end. If you want to pretend it's because you're here to "make fun" of people go ahead, but I can't think of any person genuinely happy with their life who would bother trawling r9k of all places for months to laugh at people. They have better things to do, because they're successful.

>>35825475
This is the only board on this site apart from /a/ /tg/ and /g/ infested with virgins. Everyone else has lost their virginity and comes here because they want to, not have to like you

>>35825511
>months
You have me confused with someone else. I came over in Feb from pol because you losers won't stop posting your chad and stacey shit

>>35823815
As a failed normie who has no misconeptions of why im on this board, I'll tell you that the "game" loses its novelty regardless of how many girls you fuck/don't fuck.

I fucked 41 girls and a tijuana stripper over the timespan from 17-24. you can call me a chad but there's dudes out there that are in the hundreds.

the point is, women are worthless parasites. love is a meme. If you have an itch to scratch just go get a quality prostitute. If you really wanna do it up you can specify no condom etc.

you can't unsee that they're just worthless fuckholes who leech off of men's value to survive. Yea its just nuanced biology but its also just bullshit.

>>35825536
>I fucked 41 girls and a tijuana stripper over the timespan from 17-24

Fuck. Off.

How dare you try to whine about it. You don't know what it means to be a robot. Women might be parasites, but that only means I'm getting rejected by goddam parasites. Not even leeches want me.

>>35826542
Isn't that a good thing? Do you want leaches to take advantage of you or something?

>>35826626
>Do you want leaches to take advantage of you or something?
It's a step above getting rejected by them. I want to not get taken advantage of because I'm avoiding leeches, not because they don't want me at all.

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>>35826658
>Caring that people that want to take advantage of you don't like you
>Thinks this is better than not caring at all

>>35823815
Sex doesn't accomplish anything you fucking moron

>>35824381
well if women at 30 freak out too bad for them, still no reason to surround oneself with mouths to feed if one isn't a freaking woman

I don't even want sex, I just want a woman to hold me and run her fingers through my hair and tell me everything will be okay. So lonely and sad

>>35823815
>What's life like after you finally accept that you will never have sex?
I cannot realize this. If you want sex and don't wanna deal with all that dating tating thing/are ugly hookers are for you. I realized this 2 years ago (when was 22), had sex with like more than 100 chicks (lost track of it).
It is actually better than all relationship stuff I cannot even imagine that I shall have to stand some random person or even host her in my home this is fucking bs.
IMO women are useless in any term but sex but if you're in relationship they get a ton from you besides sex.

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>>35828991
I know your pain, Anon.
Oregon

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>>35829087
I don't just desire sex. What I want(or perhaps used to believe I did) is a relationship.

In reality what I actually want is the preconception of a relationship that I created for myself, not necessarily the reality of what a relationship would entail. The feeling doesn't go away, only now a large amount of futility comes with it.

>>35823815
Every human is lonely.

Sorry to burst your bubble.

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>>35824934
this so much. here in norway all you need to get a decent job is some work experience and attending school. but the teachers and my crazy mom is yelling at me everyday because i dont care about the gods of hinduism or how to find the volume of a pyramid. fuck normies so much.

>>35824381
>>Implying your genetics give a fuck about the amount of people on the planet
>>Implying your genetics don't influence your mind, not the other way around
>This is why women hit 30 and start freaking out because their biological impulses go crazy.

then that is their problem, not ours - let them be angry at those not wanting mouths to feed

>>35824004
>sluts need love too
Actually studies indicate the opposite; sluts aren't capable of lasting love

Have you considered WHY they're sluts?

I've had sex multiples times with multiple women, AMA.

i like being told that women live for children and freak out at a certain age, because it reminds me of the price for non-prostitute sex (not slave enough to biology to serve their expectations)