I FUCKING SAT ON THE TOILET FOR TOO LONG AND GOT A HEMORRHOID

>>35821927
Have you considered using a stool or something to put yourself into a squatting position over/on the toilet? It helps with pooping, a bit. Everything flows out a little more smoothly

>>35821927
>WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING TO ME
Because you're fat and autistic.

>>35821927
I do the same, shit freaked me out the first time I had a big red stain come back after wiping.

also, does anyone else sit for a really long time without wiping and end up just scraping a bunch of dried up shit residue out from between your cheeks? I try to stop this, but I always forget.

>>35821927
How long do you sit? Im sitting for 20 minutes as I'm typing this and never got hemorrhoids...

>>35821927
>take a shit
>have a feeling that there is still a turd inside me
>try my hardest to get it out
>colon almost prolapses

Now i am always afraid of fully evacuating out of fear of shitting out my guts