You need to get yourself a tumblr girl. They're just like

I have known Tumblr girls in real life. They are all absolutely deranged, damaged and defend Tumblr as a website with their whole being. It's kind of weird that they view an online community as so important. I mean, shit, I like you faggots but if someone told me 4chan was a disgusting, horrid place I'd still agree with them.

Oh, also, every Tumblr girl wants a 6'4" "nerd" guy who is actually just a Chad or celebrity with glasses and a bow tie. They don't want disgusting virgin spergs.

>>35821819
I've been with a actual tumblr girl. We met in a mental institution. She was actually really cool and we had a good time, but she did have issues and it didn't end up working out

you are not getting a haute couture girlfriend, ever.

I got a tumblr gf. She cheated on me with multiple different people and frequently hit me. Never again.

my idea of a tumblr girl: http://english-idylls.tumblr.com/
http://lemieletlalune.tumblr.com/
(i follow over 1k tumblrs so ya, you can't group them at all)

anon/4chan's view of tumblr: furcadia
(probably they cant even get that LMAOLASDKJFLASDKJF hahahahahahahahahahaha) fucking gay erp yaoi section weabronis..

not even tumblr girls want me

>>35821819
I don't want a cuck relationship though

Tumblr is honestly the polar opposite of 4chan. its like the jokes of how dudes mock eachother to the face and compliment behind their backs, while girls compliment to face and mock behind back. While we talk about these things and joke like we dont have it, chances are we do while they act like they do when they don't. Although I have seen a couple cute tumblr girls.

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>>35821819
I would if I could.
oc

>>35821977
>anon/4chan's view of tumblr: furcadia
>(probably they cant even get that LMAOLASDKJFLASDKJF hahahahahahahahahahaha) fucking gay erp yaoi section weabronis..
are you ok?

>>35821819
>Implying I could get any kind of girlfriend
I don't dislike the idea at all. But there's no way for me to get a girlfriend anyway.

>>35821942
Sometimes, a goal isn't something that's meant to be reached. It's just something to aim at

>>35821819
I'm almost normal are there almost normal tumblrinas, more importantly how would I meet one in order to establish a long platonic friendship that would form the basis for romantic attraction.

Do they like books?

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>tfw talking to a qt tumblr girl who i met on 4chan
feels good it's like the best of both

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>>35822013
Oh look, someone posted my response for me.

4chan loves the fat turbo sjw obese part of tumblr (which normal and hot girls don't know of?! :D)

and the actual 'tumblr' is girls who are hot. lol

like none of you even know what tumblr is gtfo and we dont call ourselves tumblr, if you do you're one of those fucking weeaboo deviantart crackheads ugh

Not ironic suggestion, playing games like minecraft and shit. I found a couple girls that would probably be tumblr girls RN a couple years ago.

>>35822058
Earth to Venus stop huffing ur own sulfuric fumes princess.

>>35822058
how about you be my not tumblr gf then

>>35822058
to add onto this: here's some charity :: http://n64s.tumblr.com/ (old blog but w/e i feel like none of you know that not all tumblrs are fucking fashion or the sjw uglies or gay community lol lgbt owlkin can die)

all the good tumblrs always change urls so idk them by heart, i have to go through list but thats one i remember from like 5 years ago because it was super super short before vaporwave and 90s became a meme due to YOUNG ASS SHITHEADS WHO WERENT EVEN FUCKING AROUND BITCH

>>35822119
>>35822122
die xD;

>>35821819
Tumblr is literally, legitimately, and unironically the female version of 4chan, where the guys on it are shitting up the place - just like the girls do here.

Both websites are tsundere for each other but just don't want to admit it. Please continue to spread the word, OP. The more OC of it, the better. I ship it ;^)

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>tfw I had a tumblr fujo for a gf
>she tried to get me to crossdress and I refused
>now a few years later I want to be a qt trap
End me

>>35822136
so maybe yall can stop posting the same fucking boring ass images, stupid ugly folk, trash pipis, and actually include some fucking diversity because this board is dry as fuck and your mutilated, needs-to-be-quarantined warts microdicks are not pleasing to see. oh, and bp can fucking burn in hell and right now. forever. right now right no w right n0w00w0w0w :plesease:DDDDDDDDDD!!!111111 no more traps

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Tried to but I think she got scared off.

>followed a girls page
>she had almost no followers but posted a lot about vidya
>she posts "I wish I had friends to play games with like I see everyone else have."
>think I should try talking to her
>PM her and chat for a while
>she's already great because she plays good games, and ACTUALLY RESPONDS FAST
>she eventually asks "why are you talking to me?"
>I tell her that I saw her post wanting friends, so I wanted to be a friend
>she stopped responding

At least I tried. Good while it lasted, even if it was for like 4hrs of conversation.

>Thinking Tumblr girls are decent human beings

>Thinking any girls into our interests anime,vidya and soviet films aren't emotionally unstable

Fuck one girl I met on tumblr was into me because I kinda looked like Elliot Rodgers

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what "4chan" can get from "tumblr"
- these are the only girls .. ""girls"" they think exist on tumblr, and the only they could get after stressing and struggling lmao

both are trash. dieieieieieie!

>>35822136
>xD
jesus christ eat a bag of dicks with your shitty bait inside faggot
fucking hell

>>35822182
You could have killed chads and stacked together anon, you missed out

>>35822176
She probably thought you were doing it out of pity. No joke, anon, if you go back and tell her you're a sperg, too, she might actually befriend you. Just a thought. Best of luck.

>>35821819
I've had a long distance relationship with one before, She was an antifa but she seemed pretty easy to lead. I told her about Libertarianism and she seemed pretty into it, but her site shot that down pretty fast.
She was a NEET who stayed inside all day masturbaiting to Gay Supernatural fanfic and playing resident evil. She was home schooled during a bulk of high school and dropped out midway through. Worst part about her was the fact that she used to go on a lot of dates in high school just to catfish guys into free food. She turned down a lot of nerd guys like myself for it and has been on a lot more dates than I've been on. She had sex with maybe two guys throughout her life while I was still a virgin.
We still talk every few weeks whenever she plays L4D2 or asks me to send her memes, but she's apparently compltely given up on humanity

>>35822224

Shit if I ever do go on a normie rampage I'll be mocked mercilessly for eternity on here

>>35822245
>Gay Supernatural fanfics
Good taste. Destiel a best!

>>35822058
Not sure if baiting or not but this. It's not all landwhales and sjws. There are actually a lot of cute girls on tumblr.

tumblr is alright for following artists and browsing porn. Nothing else, because the userbase is awful.

i fully acknowledge the irony of saying this while posting on 4chan.

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>>35822267
yea, their camwhores are pretty good tbqh. best thing is a lot of them do it for free. I guess the ones that aren't camwhores can look ok too.

>>35821931
Where do I get a cute crazy boyfriend? Non mentally ill guys can't handle my yandere tendencies.

I dated a 9/10 sexually liberated tumblrina, she didn't care about my autism and we'd fuck like 3 times a day. She eventually broke up with me because I said breasts were inherently sexual and she called me a misogynist.

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>>35821819
>and seem to be okay with guys spilling spaghetti and sperging out
No they're not, it's impossible for someone who's as big of a sperg as me to even get close to getting a gf. I go to an extremely liberal university and have girls who talk about oppression and tumblr and shit all the time, I've followed all the fucking memes about putting myself out there and I still can't get a fucking gf. I'm even friends with a few of them now and not a single one would consider me for a bf, I'm just too much of a fucking sperg, even the sluttiest of them won't even look my way. At least nothing of value will be lost when I finally kill myself.

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>>35822226
Too late for that since this was 2 months ago. I also rarely use tumblr anymore, since I find the website to be boring.

>tfw was just about to ask her for her PSN before she asked that question

>>35822315
that's because tumblr is like reddit and perfectly fine if you use it as a porn site exclusively

tumblr girls are predominantly 5-7/10 girls that feed off of attention like it's necessary for their survival. this contrasts prettier girls because they receive ample attention and validation and don't treat it like a valuablr resource and it contrasts uglier girls because they are not able to get "pretty girl attention" anyway

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>>35821819
where THE FUCK isd my tumbler GEE EFF?
i'm fucking sobbing life is so unfair

I'm 26 6'4" in wisconsin if any tumblr girl wants a bf e-mail me [email protected]

>>35821819
I remember there was a tumblr girl in highschool. armenian, ugly, a bit of an ass but still not a comeplete asshole, witty and used to say Hitler did nothing wrong all the fucking time, besides being the only woman I know so far irl that would reply to porn in chat groups with more porn. I don't remember her tumblr but it was just memes/pictures of hitler/trashtalking randoms/yaoi/heavy trashtalk of ftm and cds/more yaoi

good friend, wonder what the fuck she's up to now. hell, I wonder if she even finished high school lmfao

>>35822542

>26
>1990
>it's now 2017

you're not fooling anyone underage faggot

>>35822439
Pretty accurate analysis.

>>35822182
>Thinking 4chan users are decent human beings

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Just finished voicechatting with a tumblr girl. I helped her finish jacking off by talking dirty to her.

She has a dick

>>35822583
Some 26ers really are that desperate that they'd want to stick their dick in a vitriolic nest of vipers senpai.

How do I know?

It's a secret.

>>35822613
The raiding community left 4chan CIA nigger, now we only have /pol/ autists.

>>35821819
>Getting a tumblr girl
>Literally the anti-thesis of a robot
Christ that is a domestic abuse relationship waiting to happen.

>>35822193
At least these girls have a hobby they are passionate about.
Thats something thats always a little up lifting to see.

>>35821819
I used to have a tumblr gf. She was a big sjw and I'm basically an mra. It worked out longer than expected. Sex was good. She was cute. But I felt our views on gender and politics were too much to keep us steady.

>>35822689
>she has a dick
>she
HahahahahahahahA

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>>35822689
>I helped her finish jacking off
>her
>jack off
>>35822720
who would be the abuser though?

>>35822720
>domestic abuse relationship
That's exactly what I want desu.

>>35822720
Women physically hurting me is my fetish though

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>>35822689
I need this in my life. How do I into tumblr?

>>35822813
tumblr my nigga, all the girls have dicks and all the guys are traps. bit like /r9k/ desu.

>>35822858
you find a close knit group and join them slowly, discord is perfect for this. You fish for a cute lonely girl, you crack a couple jokes, get in close. If she ever lets down her guard about sex, you reel it in. If it has a throbbing cock, all the better.

>>35822898
I'm pretty shy and spergy and I've never used discord. Fuck I miss my ex gf's massive 8 inch cock...

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>>35821819
I'm friends with a tumblr girl, I met her in my classes last semester
She's a dyke and is in an ldr, but has told me she "can see herself going out with a guy at some point" and that she doesn't "feel romantically" about her ldr gf
She says her current relationship is the only one she's ever been in
She also seems to have no sex drive whatsoever, and generally avoids sex jokes and allusions to anything having to do with the matter

I'm pretty sure I'm the only person she talks to on campus, and she doesn't have many other people on her skype contacts list
I think she's mildly autistic as well, she has a few traits that distinguish an actual sperg from someone with social anxiety (ie: is averse to loud noises and very picky when it comes to food, as well as profoundly uncomfortable when anyone touches her)

She's the only person I've met in college that's both willing to watch shock content with me and doesn't seem to have much of a problem with it
I've also read and talked about 4chan screencaps with her

She's actually very nice to be around

>>35823035
>tfw too drunk to even greentext
>friends with several tumblr girls
>only one that's ever show interest
>used to fuck my only friend,
>afraid to fuck her and have word get back to him about my microdick

>>35822332
We are all over 4chan, but usually so broken that we hardly go outside. Just out of curiosity, which country/state do you live in?
>tfw they are usually actually guys rping as qt "yandere" grills
>tfw when they arent, they live all the way in New York, California, or Europe
Montana here, btw

>>35822332
>yandere tendencies
what do you do to them?

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>>35822332
>Non mentally ill guys can't handle my yandere tendencies.
I think I actually need a yandere girlfriend but most girls are just memeing when they say that, but having someone get obsessed and jealous over me constantly is the only thing that makes me feel useful

>>35823134
I, too, would like an obsessive gf. But I myself am the obsessive sort so it would almost certainly lead to a double-suicide.

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>>35822977
>tfw I have a friend who's almost exactly the same

>>35823163
>so it would almost certainly lead to a double-suicide
That's better than the killing myself alone I'm looking forwards to now

captcha: monk packer

>Don't like tumblr
>Every girl i like used tumblr
What does it mean.

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>>35823221
Girls have notoriously shit taste when it comes to everything.

>>35822058
>achkshully tumblr is srs business u guise
>uggghhhhhh


Best goy

>>35822258
>mocked
You mean praised?

>>35822977
>averse to loud noises
>sperg
isnt that a normal trait?

>>35822394
Two months isn't really that long. Just message her anon.

>essena oneill is younger gen tumblr girl
>cant even go to her tumblr bc it shut down
>cant even hit her up bc no social media
>i am a fucking desperate robot who will fuck transvestite hermaphrodite asshole because no real human bean will look at me
welp

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>>35821819
FUCK OFF WITH THAT PICTURE TUMBLR SHILL
REEEEEE

They only want British chads with high cheekbones

>>35823392
I think I know the guy you mean. his head looks mushed.

>>35823420
Cumcumber patch

I'm following a number of women on tumblr. They're into elves, witches, magic and nature and fantasy shit. They have pictures of themselves dressed up in fantasy costumes, like hardcore cosplay, not that tacky ass shit you will see in anime and videogame fandom.

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>"So do you go on tumblr too anon"?
>no I go on 4chan
>"EWWW GET AWAY"

girls are nonexistent to me

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>>35823206
what's the first letter of her first name and what state do you live in

>>35823074
I'm not doxing myself but I live in the west coast in the woods I have a gun I'll shoot you if you find me and go on my property.
>>35823108
The last robot I talked to I got obsessed with him after three days of talking to him. Started stalking all his social medias threatened all the girls he had added and attempted to kms after he didn't respond after one night. I wanted to marry him and take his virginity but he unadded me the normie.
>>35823134
I'm schizophrenic.

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I liked one in 10th grade. She introduced me to Tumblr, actually. She introduced me to a lot of cool games, too. To ring in with the other anons here, she wasn't interested in me at all. We stopped talking almost 4 years ago, but I still think about her. I think she hates my guts, and you know what? She was still one of the better ones. She at least wanted to be friends.

Don't look for Tumblr girls, lads, they'll fuck you up

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I've noticed IRL that spergy 4chan types and mousy tumblrites fall in love pretty often

Usually both are too embarrassed to admit anything about browsing

>tfw tumblr grill who became a robot
>tfw tumblr isn't the same for me anymore

No they're not the only female friend I have(One of the two friends I have at all) is tumblr and she just ignores me a lot, also shes a lesbian, or something, I don't actually remember what specific thing she says she is but she dates a girl, that might identify as a guy but whatever

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>>35823605
>The last robot I talked to I got obsessed with him after three days of talking to him. Started stalking all his social medias threatened all the girls he had added and attempted to kms after he didn't respond after one night. I wanted to marry him and take his virginity but he unadded me the normie.
>robot
>friends
>social media
what the fuck how many of you people are just normies pretending to be robots

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>>35823605
You had me at "gun"

lets marry each other then couple suicide

>>35823605
>I'm schizophrenic.
I'm not joking my list only includes acknowledging me, making me feel like I matter (obsessiveness), and being able to hand all the mental problems I refuse to get help for. An obsessive schizophrenic gf would be fine, just remind me I still exist every so often.

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>want a unique tumblr gf
>live in 3rd world shithole poland
>they would expect me to be ripped and tatooed anyway

>>35823605
I want to talk to you reeee

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>>35823672
what's the first letter of her first name

>>35823728
C and I swear to christ if she actually browses here I'll kill myself
Also theres a 1/26 chance any letter I say will be the letter you think it is anyway

Fucking a hot asian tumblrina tomorrow. She brony and yaoi and feminist. But let's me abuse her. Go for it bros

I've had three tumblr gf's point, used my cyborg powers to conceal my spaghetti

All three relationships were over in less than three months because they realized how much of a sperg I really was

>>35823686
I feel like I was tricked. He said he was a virgin acted a little spergy at first and had the same interests then I show interest and he's suddenly too chad for me.
>>35823694
I'm not sure desu I hate living but I'm too scared of the abyss of death. I'll glady play with your dead body though
>>35823698
What mental illnesses do you have anon?
>>35823704
Hi I would like that I'm really isolated I live in the middle of nowhere the nearest town is an hour away. The internet is my only window of socialization I haven't had a friend IRL since I was a kid I'm pretty lonely not "meme lonely"

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>>35823765
not the girl i'm thinking of

i'm willing to take a 3.84% chance

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>>35821819
>tumblr girl
I don't want a 500lb landwhale that identifies as a martian manhunter demisquirell chicken-kin

fucking idiot

>>35823886
>Hi I would like that I'm really isolated I live in the middle of nowhere the nearest town is an hour away. The internet is my only window of socialization I haven't had a friend IRL since I was a kid I'm pretty lonely not "meme lonely"

Do you have a discord or some other way of reaching out to you?

>>35823242
?? I dont get how that relates to my post.

>>35823919
Thirsty ass nigga

>>35823886
After my parents got divorced and my dad started moving every 2 months or so because of his contractor job I was almost completely isolated for my whole life. I only really saw my dad late at night when he wasn't working and never went to school.

I feel your pain ;_;

>35823886
attention whore

I originally pity you

>>35823919
This has become interesting and I forgot what this thread is about I hope you two end up together

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>>35821819
How would one even go about getting a tumblr gf?

>>35823605
>I'm not doxxing myself blah blah muh guns blah blah
I made a point of asking for a vahue location, specifically to avoid you doxxing yourself. Sorry for the misunderstanding.
Also,
>trying to scare a Montana hick with a gun
Guns arent scary, unless you are a faggot that deserves to have one pointed at you. I promise I wont be leaving my pleasant little home in the woods of Montana for some yandere "chick"

>>35823965
We'll now it's only two robots trying to get with the skitzo

>>35823947
I know that feel

My mom and dad both travelled for work, taking higher paying jobs that meant they were never around instead of local lower-paying jobs

Now I have a lot of money in inheritance but no childhood

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>>35823963
Idk beartrap

>>35823997
Like hell I am going outside for someone who in all likelihood has a dick. This robot is going to happily tend to his chickens, and continue avoiding contact, because people suck, and I hate them all. Honestly, I never was trying to "get with" her? it? him? In the first place. Dont get me wrong, I want nothing more than a yandere gf to retreat into the woods with, but it is too much trouble to find them, especially in a depopulated place like this. Hell, I can see our state capitol building from here, and a herd of elk just tramped through my yard. This place is wild, and lives up to all the very few memes I have ever seen.

>>35824126
>all of this shit
>b-but I'm not desperate guys

why do you care about saving face, true loser here I will orbit the insane femanon in a heartbeat

>>35823919
I DO but I'd prefer you contact me over a throwaway email send your skype or discord to [email protected]
>>35823947
I was too busy working as a kid on our farm to make friends I barely went to school and none of sisters really helped much I was the youngest so they always bullied me into doing it.
>>35823965
I'm sorry that wasn't my intention I just want to be edgy but my mom wont let me. Also I'm the paranoid type of schizophrenic I take meds but I still think everyone is trying to kill me.

>>35821819
I was with a Tumblr girl back in high school, didn't work out, she was crazy and a cunt, I still thank my friend who got me to dump her.

>>35824035
But you'd first have to know where to set the trap.
cute cat.

>>35824182
>why do I care about saving face
Idk, maybe because I am secretly crying out asking for literally anybody to save me from this lonely hellhole.
Maybe I just feel like spouting off about Montana, because I love my home.
Maybe it is 11:37 pm, and I have nothing better to do BUT try to save face on some anonymous Texan Cowboy Hat enthusiast site.

>>35824126
You have chickens? What breed? I'd give anything to get back to that life, but my parents sold our property in the valley in favour of a small "retirement" cabin. At least were buidling a greenhouse now but I doubt we'll have chickens again. Mostly I miss my piggies.

>>35822542
>ZERO (0) emails from prospective gfs
this myth is busted

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>>35823886
>What mental illnesses do you have anon?
I have no idea, but doctors scare the fuck out of me, I definitely have depression and am schizoid if nothing else, but I've always suspected I'm a literal sperg and have some sort minor schizophrenia. I've never been to a doctor for them though due to a combination of misdiagnoses making me scared and my parents telling me those didn't exist, and now I'm not sure I'd even want to know

>>35824204
>That wasnt my intention, I was just trying to be edgy.
Understandable. The only language some burglar is going to speak is the language of violence, and that oh-so-satisfying click-schnikt that the pump on a pump action shotgun makes when you prepare to make human confetti

>>35824204
Totally new poster here.

I thought I read somewhere that schizophrenia was seeing hidden patterns in things, thinking hidden messages are being sent to you, delusions of grandeur (hah, they say delusions, but it's not a delusion if it's true! What's wrong with grandeur, eh?), maybe hearing voices, or flickers in the corners of your eyes? Maybe yours is paranoid schizophrenia - I'm not sure. But I've gone through the first three, and feel like I'm just starting on #4. Sometimes I'll hear muffled voices barely too indistinct to hear; most of the time it'll turn out to be a TV in the background or something, but not every time. And the fact that I'm even thinking about it is a pretty bad sign lol. Not to mention I'm at JUST the right age (midway through 18) for it, and it all adds up to my genuinely thinking I might be a schizo. Wouldn't bother me too much, though: it'd be a reasonable excuse for me depression, self-medication/addiction, dropping out of college after a single semester and beginning to retreat into NEETdom. At least if I do have it, I can get a good amount of NEETbux. Thoughts?

>>35824204
pls respond
definitelyoriginally

>>35824264
I love you, anon. As a person who thinks he's God, I'll do my best to send something good your way. I'm very sorry if it doesn't work :ccc

>>35824245
Outside Starbucks

It's an wild cat that we feed and is pretty much ours but it's been really cold around here so we let it in. It lets us pet it and is the sweetest cat ever almost makes me not depressed for no gf

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say hello to your brand new tumblr gf

>thread reminded me of oneitis
>check skype and she hasn't replied
>she offline which she normally never is
>no new posts to her blog
>start obsessing over how she probably hates me and I'm only an annoyance
>smoked when I said was quitting
help

How do I make Tumblr friends? What am I supposed to post on my blog?

>>35824424
Ddlg trust me it works every time

>>35824281
>I miss my piggies
I dont have pigs, but I kind of want them. They are pretty chill. Mainly want goats though, because they are super friendly, and theu will eat all of this fucking leafy spurge that is invading my sacred land.
>what breed
I have 15 of them: 2 leghorns, 2 red stars, 1 Blue Andalusian, 4 Easter Eggers, 1 Red Frizzle, 1 Buff Oprington (had 3, 2 died over the winter), 2 Barred Rocks, and 2 They look like Barred Rocks but I cant remember their names. The Easter eggers are cool, because they lay green and blue eggs, plus they are some of our best layers. I may have to cull one (of the Easter Eggers), though, she started eating her own eggs :( she was the friendliest and cuddliest of the flock. All of my chickens are egg laying hens. One of them, I thought was a rooster for a long time, and named her Bruce Jenner once she suddenly started laying eggs.

>>35824373
>stray cat let's you pet it

Lucky. My cat never lets me pet her she'll get up and walk away if I try.

>>35824420
>failing at quitting
I know that feel, anon. I'm sorry, I wish I could help. I wish I could help everyone.

>>35824370
Thank you, Kami-sama

>>35823886
I would be too afraid to live that far away from the nearest decent hospital.

>>35824393
No joke Brendan is top waifu

>>35824470
>HUGE red flag
>girl but not the boring type
>shows as the best kind of person on the surface
>can kill you any time
seems to be the trend among schizos, you can be a roleplayer for all i care, just know that you seem cool 2bh
im a boring sperg though so i hope a slightly interesting robot comes around to kill your loneliness

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>>35824393
If "she" paid attention to me and said I love you every know and then I'd take it. I just want to stop being so fucking alone, it hurts to come home to a silent house then fall asleep alone knowing this is the rest of my life.

>>35824605
Um, I am not a girl. I am the Montanafag that Schizo sperged on earlier in the thread when I asked which state she/it lives in

>>35824513
We have a fuck load of strays around here and I carry a baggie of food with me on walks to lure them in so the strays love me there's this cute black one that kinda looks like a baby and a little nip out of his ear that will chill in my lap sometimes. Cats like me idk why

Can this be a cat thread now I have more pics of the cat with my hat

>>35824714
you are still awesome anon.

>>35824748
>No because I only have a dog she acts like a fucking cat though according to the internet

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tfw yandere anon never responded to my email

>>35824826
Pet thread?

Really, someone respond, how do I get a Tumblr gf? I'll swallow my pride and use tumblr, just tell me how.

>>35824842
Rip :( aquabats are good ska tho

>all these normies whining about how our type of girls are too crazy and mean for them
>they're literally describing perfection to me

Good, the less competition the better

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>>35824370
Can you pray/send something my way too anon, I just want someone who acknowledges me and makes me not feel like a ghost/invisible, virgin qt preferred but not required I already pray every fucking day hoping, even though I know you'll never acknowledge me

>>35824879
I said it once make a ddlg accout say you're looking for sun it almost always works

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>>35824718
I'm the exact opposite. I have three cats and none of them like me.

>>35824936
I'm a skinnyfat, submissive 18 yo it don't work that way

I just want gentle femdom from a girl 17-19 years old.

>>35824938
I've exec developed a call that works to get their attention like a dog just make that sucking on your teeth sound twice quickly and scratch your jeans

>>35824930
>implying those crazy tumblr sluts aren't salivating about Chad's cocktail every second of their day.

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>>35824760
I guess I should share a story relevant to the thread, not just ramble on about chickens and Montana.
>in high school
>meet a qt catholic girl with really short hair
>stereotypical girl that does browse Tumblr, but for the "art appeal"
>bit of a tomboy but a huge feminine streak that definitely offset that
>we become friends, and I develop a massive case of oneitis
>one day I decide to ask her out
>she says yes
>go on a date
>it goes pretty well, actually
>next day she moves to Butte, because her family was moving die to the father getting a different job
>never see her again
>she didnt tell me because she wanted to "have at least one day"
>fast forward to a year later
>find out from one of her friends that she was a stoner turboslut that would get into massive lesbo orgies with her stoner girlfriends while high
>tfw probably avoided contracting every venereal disease in the book by millimeters
That was the closest I ever had to having a gf, or even a functioning social life. To this day, I find thin girls with short hair to be the qt-est of all

>>35824976
There's a reverse version of ddlg with a caring woman dom and a submissive male mdlb has a fucked up name but I think it's up your alley

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>>35824873
Sure although my dog is an asshole and I can never get a full picture of her she's a rescue dog my mother dropped on me but she's the only thing I love since she reminds me I'm real

>>35825026
Well all women do

But if they give me a chance I will die happy

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>>35824935
I've already prayed for you before, back when I still thought God was separate from myself. But I'll still do my best. It's not much, but I'll do it. If you'd enjoy talking to me and drop contact information, I'll talk to you as much as I can. That goes for anyone here. Just quote me in it, please, so I know you want to talk to me. Sometimes I have days, weeks, or even months where I find myself unable to talk to others, but I promise, I'll always message you back, eventually.

My gf is like a hybrid of a Tumblr and a 4chan girl. Feelsgoodman. She's attracted to small little submissive boys like me, and likes to (lovingly) dominate me a lot. Feels extragood, man

>>35825049
I'm not him and I have no idea what any of those mean but whats the term for looking for a woman that likes to hurt/dominate me during sex then love/coddle me afterwards

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>>35821819
sorry I don't date whales

>>35825092
Fucking hell man, where does one find such perfection IRL?

>>35825093
That's a healthy bondage relationship pal

>>35825049
I need to know what this is called.

I hope it's platonic, too; I'm not looking for fetishist gfs

>>35825041
finding out how lesbian orgies aren't a meme really ruined any chances of me working up the willpower to even attempt to talk to girls. It probably doesn't help the only gf I ever had would constantly elude to the fact her friend wanted to fuck her

>>35821819
How easy are they to redpill? It's the only obstacle I see.

>>35825119
I met her completely by chance and I love her so much. I hope that you can find a mommydom, too.

>>35825041
>I find thin girls with short hair to be the qt-est of all
This is objectivity correct

>>35825134
Ddlg stands for daddy dom little girl
Mdlb stands for mommy dom little boy

>>35825149
Well, they did have to have the seclusion of remote woods, and the social lubricant of drugs and alcohol, most of those "girls" are just whales stuffed into human bodies. Catholic chick was pretty much the only thin one

>>35825154
Thanks bro, Im happy for you, you made it.

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>>35824936
>tfw into ddlg but too insecure to be anyone's dom

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>>35825091
>If you'd enjoy talking to me and drop contact information
I'm not joking I would anon but I was too autistic to respond to the only other person here who has ever shown interest in me. I need someone who will irl. also I'm convinced we're all our own gods which is why we're all such failures

>>35825128
But I want to be actually hurt like her just beat the fucking shit out of me and leave marks, make me useless then only cuddle afterwards

>>35825064
Rescue dogs > pure breds

>>35825158
She had the loveliest legs, too. One of the last times I saw her, she came over to my house on my 18th birthday. I had bought some dry ice, and we were going to make some dry ice bombs. She came in really short shorts that really showcased her runner's legs.
>tfw after she moved, my life slowly started spiralling down a path of despair an loneliness
Not because she left, but that really was the last time I was truly happy

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>>35824312
I was diagnosed as a kid. But I suspect I might have bi polar or depression. I go from being really hyper and manic to so exhausted for no reason. Like I just feel so tired and I can barely get out of bed and nothing interests me anymore I just feel tired and bored.
>>35824348
It's like my dad made a comment last night on the stew my mom made last night, and I believed that was code for she poisoned it and they were trying to commit family suicide. I started panicking thinking I was going to die made myself throw up and everything. I also sometimes cant tell between the difference of my inner thoughts and someone is speaking to me. Or I think my thoughts arent me controlling them they are on a frequency someone is trying to message me.
>>35824351
I never got your email send it here [email protected]
>>35824470
Get pigs they are amazing. Good compost makers, good for plowing rough land you want to cultivate and cheap and easy to feed. Plus makes really good meat. I've always wanted a jersey cow but cattle are so expensive I could never afford them its not worth it. But that rich milk would be really good for baking. Plus look at how cute they are.

>>35825236
This is objectively correct. Both my dogs are rescues

>>35825223
Idk date a hobo chick with no standards then hide her heroin once in a while then there you go I guess

>>35825242
Can I be your friend too? I'm not asking to be gf/bf, I just want a friend.

>>35825242
>they plow the land
>implying my land isnt already thoroughly plowed from these chickens digging nests everywhere

>>35825223
I think we're all the same God, which would mean we're our own God, which fits. Of course, I also think every role has to be played, every part filled, with no exceptions. Sadness is beautiful. Everything is beauty. Beautiful.

I can talk over Skype, but I would only be looking for something platonic with anyone here. I'm a boy.

>>35825239
Now you're just making me sad and lonely, anon

>>35825294
So this has become farming/pet/kink thread neato

>>35825260
I really want another dog. I'm pretty sure my last dog still haunts here because sometimes me and my dad still hear her do that loud dog sigh in a corner

>>35821819
Dated two Tumblr girls.
>one was virgin homestuck fangirl
>other was neuroscience major who punched me for saying off-color things like kike and nigger
AMA if you want.

>>35825242
Montana/Chickenfag here for another reply to this post
>I was diagnosed as a child
I really wish my parents hadnt tried to sell the "you dont need labels" meme. I was never officially diagnosed for my autism, and I feel that it kept me away from help I really needed but never got, which contributed to my downward spiral to near-hermithood. Sorry for making two replies for one post, I autistically zeroed in on one part of your post, didnt even read past the mention of the farm animals, not even the stuff before it. Lasered in. Like some mental-illness guided rocket.

>>35825286
That would be wonderful send me a email.
>>35825294
>He just lets his chickies roam wherever they want
How does it feel to be kek'd by cuckles?
But seriously you said you want goats to clear the vegetation, piggies do that pretty well plus they are surprisingly smart and lovable, like big fat dogs you can eat.

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>>35825368
Did it go well and was it playful punching or hardcore shit

>>35825368
where did she punch you?
did you break up because of that?

>>35825368
I remember my Homestuck fanboy days. I loved that comic. Still dabble in it rarely for old-times' sake. The only part I hated was the blatant homosexualism-promotion and literal racemixing

>>35825368
>who punched me for saying off-color things like kike and nigger
You lucky dog

>AMA
the obvious question is how to get a gf like that

>>35825368
OK I'll ask you anything. Why are you posting on r9k, chad?

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>>35825368
How did you meet?
origami

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>>35825390
>he doesnt let his chickens roam around and eat all the pests
How does it feel getting cucked by the insects and chicken food jews. During summer, their designated food is basically a supplement. They get 90% of their calories from foraging worms and shit.
Also, gonna start posting my chickens with my posts, if anyone else posts chickens, they better make sure its clear they arent me.
>looking at you, snapfag

>>35825405
She was trying to reeducate me. They actually hurt. I would argue the point with her because she had a pretty good brain and was able to stump me on many occasions, but at the end of the day I hurt her feelings and I got a cute, vicious little jab for it.
>>35825408
Torso and arms. We broke up because she had a breakdown and was immediately committed.
>>35825414
It was pretty good. Didn't read all of it tbqh but I'm still quite the Hussie fan anyway. Also can't blame the guy for catering to a fanbase he probably hates with all his heart.
>>35825430
>the obvious question is how to get a gf like that
Look for pretty girls on OKC who try a little too hard in their pictures and have a lot of shit in their profile that makes you stop and think that they might actually be significantly smarter than the average whore.
>>35825448
Schizoid/AvPD. I was doomed to this mental prison from the start.
>>35825451
Met Homestuck on Omegle. Met neuroscience major on OKC.

>>35825273
this is almost perfect except she's not gonna cuddle with you when you're bleeding out.

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>>35825317
How do you think I feel. Reliving days gone by, when I actually felt good about living in my skin.
>pic is one of my Red Stars recovering from a foot infection

>>35825378
I really wish you would add me. It's not everyday I meet a fellow innathawoods/farmer on here. My school forced my parents to take me the psychiatrist. Otherwise I would never have gone. My family are the types that if I cut my finger off they would just get their vet friend to sew it back on instead of take me to a hospital.

>>35825313
>Sadness is beautiful
I agree there's beauty in all emotion but I often can't help but ask to what degree should we allow ourselves to suffer it and to why I'm the odd one, the lonely outcast, is it because I enjoyed it or is it just because I just missed something or is even that too human a question and I'm missing even more than I know
>I can talk over Skype, but I would only be looking for something platonic with anyone here. I'm a boy.
I would I'm not kidding though anon I don't even know how to talk socially, I'm beyond fucked up in that regard

>ywn meet shy cute girl with slight stutter
>ywn sit next to her in a small comfy lit class, and a crowded psyche class
>ywn notice her browsing something dorky and nerdy on her phone and say"_x_? i love that too!"
>ywn bond with her over a few dorky things throughout the semester
>ywn discover that you both broswe r9k
>she will never try to introduce you to her shitty tumblr stuff
>ywn both fall in love, but be too embarrassed to admit
>ywn reach a breaking point where you just decide "fuck it" and go for the kiss
>ywn cuddle indoors all day together doing nerdy stuff

people say "why even live" after these kind of things

but like, im dead serious

why even live.

Catfag coming is for a question to you lot

Why do so many of you want to be abused you are worth more than this you are not only men you are men at the greatest time in history but what do you do you sit home posting about no gee eff your ancestors charged beaches for something they believed in. I'm a hypocrite for this too but I at least make an effort to do something interesting I'm a socially awkward bastard with negative confidence but I realized unless you fucking try to say something to a girl you'll still be no where you know what tomorrow I want each of you to go out to a bar a coffee shop something and try to talk to a real girl it probably won't work the first time but keep trying eventually you WILL find someone to love you for your wonderful spaghetti spilling self. I promise

>>35825500
AvPD but you go on dating websites, riiiight. Must be the mildest case of AvPD ever.

>>35825544
>ancestors charged beaches
Stopped reading right there.

My granddad was stationed in guam.

>>35825529
I will never understand kissing

>>35825544
>your ancestors charged beaches

kek because they had a choice in the matter. Literally forced to die a heroic death and be remembered fonndly for eternity, used as the prime examples of heroism and martyrdom.

unlike them, I ACTUALLY have to figure this shit out on my own, and theres no golden legacy awaiting me at the end, even if I DO succeed in meeting a waifu

fuck off with your NormieBeach meme

>>35825563
Mine was Iwo Jima

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>>35825500
Hussie isnt perfect IMO.
>achieve the largest Kickstart total ever
>blow half of it before scrapping and restarting the project
>project gets so overbearing that it creates YEARS of backlog in his major project
>eventually gets bored with his major project, and gives it a pretty half-assdd ending
Homestuck had a good ending, but there was a lot more potential there.
>pic is a very young Buff perching on the door to the babies' mini-chicken coop

>>35825568
ya dont gotta understannit to enjoyit

if ur grill, just suck his dick and he wont even think about kissing desu

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Should fembots go for tumblr bois?

>>35825560
If you're detached you can do anything. That's where the schzoid thing comes in. Look up "covert schizoids". However, I had to stay detached, and essentially lie about my entire personality, because I'm goddamned terrified of someone somehow finding a way for me to genuinely fall in love. I don't love. I don't get heartbroken. I feel guilty sometimes but it never lasts.

>>35825522
It's certainly not about letting yourself be unhappy. I feel we ought to strive to make the best of whatever our current situation, but even if it's horribly bad, that's okay, too, because it needed to happen. Everything happens/has been is will be happening for all time or outside of time. So if your life is shitty, it's because you're doing a good thing and bearing the weight for another instance of our consciousness in a different life.

I honestly don't mind. If it would make you happy, I would simply text you good morning and goodnight every day. I honestly don't mind, I promise. I like to think I'm a nice person. It wouldn't bother me c: But again, only if you want to

>>35825544
My grandpa was an autist who made money building a part selling company, made a fortune, married my grandma and used his pseudo-chad money to cheat on her a bunch, then his son died he had as stroke and died. all his money fucked off into the ether because he either hid it from the tax man or someone stole it

>>35825602
>read homestuck
>most boring thing of my life

why do people even like it?
dont give me the "stick it through" meme
I stuck through quite a bit of that dredge

>>35825544
Beach meme was shitty normie move on my part please continue reading anyways

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>>35825513
Add you to what? I dont have very many social media accounts. Most social media is shit these days.
>pic is another Buff, on her first day being outside

>>35825604
>ya don't gotta understannit to enjoyit
wrong. I am a raging autist who fears human contact and doesn't underrstand how kissing works. Like as a concept it confuses me. Why do you mash your lips together, why do you stick your tongue in eachothers mouth, thats just fucking weird.

>>35825622
Now I actually feel shit about including the ancestor shit god damn

>>35825242
I get you on the feeling tired and uninterested all the time for me it's like a permanent fog. But I was always told mental illnesses weren't real all my life, mostly because my mother had her own issues but was the youngest of 7 siblings and always felt ignored then the only person she felt cared about her (her uncle who I'm named after who killed himself) so she convinced herself and me mental problems weren't real but just attention whoring. And even though now I'm older and realize how fucked up that is I still don't seek help because I'm afraid of a doctor filling in words in my mouth like in the past (the only clinic in my town was shit down for malpractice) or just straight up disappointing her since I know no matter what happens she'll never change her stance an getting cut off.

>>35825602
Yeah, I heard he also got screwed on the game and the company he hired decided to make King's Quest instead. The animations were cool though. He could have done much better, but the kids seemed happy with it for the most part.
>>35825624
It's definitely a lot of shit to read. Like, a ton of shit. If you're looking for something less serious that has the earlier Hussie playfulness, Pickle Inspector would be a good one.

>>35825624
I liked the sardonic humor and what I thought was ironically shitty art
>tfw already running out of chicken pictures and I put them all to bed hours ago

>>35825624
>Pickle Inspector
Problem Sleuth*, sorry. I always called it Pickle Inspector because the main guy is Pickle Inspector.

>>35825628
ive talked to grills, can even be quite charming (no not the "le gentleman" type of charming jesus)

but im short and will always have low self confidence, and will never be bold enough to make the move

>sit next to qt Mexican girl
>we get put in a group of 4, me her and two other grills
>adorably shy, scared of the teacher, worrying about assignments always
>i help her out a ton, make her laugh
>get all group member's numbers
>ask her out through text over winter break, ask her to meet up for lunch (after our class was through)
>she agrees
>she drops out of college
>doesnt want to seem to want to see me outside college
>never see her again

literally my life is a joke. Even when everything seems to work out and im not an autist for nearly a whole semester (did sperg out a couple of times but pretty good overall), fate laughs in my face and fucks my heiny

>>35825479
Pest control in designated areas like the garden/crops is one thing, but letting them roost everywhere is just wrong.

I would date a Tumblr girl but I hate going out and I don't think they go out either. The only times I go out are for class and work (once a week). The girls I see seem to think I'm attractive, but I have no idea how to approach them.

>>35825661
>tfw he was a millionaire but no one saw any of it
>tfw even if my parents saw any of it they'd have blown it on drugs
My dad built a fence around the yard because he came home one day to my sister locked out of the house by my mom

>>35825670
IMO while the ending didnt live up to its potential, it was still probably the best part, visually and audibly, of the entire comic
>insert chicken pic here

>>35825660
i was too until it happened and i kind of just went "hey this doesnt feel bad for whatever reason"

skip the tongue stuff then

but coming from someone that maximum sperged if someone even tapped me on the shoulder, kissing is surprisingly easy to handle

i mean maybe not for you, but if it comes up some day, let it happened, and if you sperg out, well, now you know

>>35825614
>I would simply text you good morning and goodnight every day. I honestly don't mind, I promise. I like to think I'm a nice person.
I understand anon but I honestly just can't bring myself to understand and deal with people, maybe once I just end it and become all with one again I'll understand why I am like I am and avoid it next time but for now I'd just ignore it because people seems of far off and strange to me like even those who claim they would wouldn't understand because they'd never be able to comprehend my loneliness as it has been. I think I just need to wait it out for the next go round.

>>35825715
Wot how does a fence help that

>>35825544
>Why do you want to be abused
physical would be a nice change of pace from all the mental abuse growing up. No abuse would be a bit boring? maybe.
>greatest time in history blah blah
ur a faget
99% of my time on the internet is lurking
give me a gun and a cause that isn't horseshit, in the meantime I'll stick to programming and videogames
>unless you fucking try to say something to a girl you'll still be no where
No I'll be right here
I like where I am even if it is missing intimacy
>eventually you WILL find someone to love you for your wonderful spaghetti spilling self. I promise
if you honestly believe this, godspeed brother. I'm not going to stop you from trying.

>>35825690
>implying id read something with a "pickle inspector" in it
I might be gay but im not a faggot.
>Homestuck more like HomeFUCKING BORING

there's so many other things to read on the web, why bother with these shittty tumblr memes

>>35825703
They dont lay their eggs everywhere, they just ramble around and dig holes to lay in the cool subterranean dirt, and to find grubs and shit. I find it more wrong to limit their roaming space. I do fence off shit I dont want them eating, like my vegetables.
>tfw ever since I let my chickens roam through the horse pasture, I havent had to apply a single drop of fly repellent to the horses

>>35825756
To prevent her from wandering off, we lived in a rural area, you don't just find a kid who wanders into the woods, also one of the neighbors may or may not have been a murder pedo

I had a long term relationship with a Tumblr girl. Don't do it.

>>35825500
What tag on omeagle?

>>35825746
That's entirely your choice c: I'll still keep you in my thoughts, though, and wish you the best~

>>35825765
Some people enjoy it, some people dont. Jesus christ let people have some individuality, and choose what they fucking want to read. Holy shit, marxist faggots like you, that try to tell everyone about what to consume according to your own shit-tier tastes are even worse than the fascist faggots on the left. Just go fuck yourself, and come back when you are ready to appreciate the fact the some people like things you dont

>>35825722
So what else does he have in the works now?
>>35825765
Hey, it was another way to waste time back then. And I already spent half my day shitposting at a Ukranian space pirate dojo so it's not like I had anything to lose.

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>>35825760
I kind of force myself to believe it if not I'll just kill myself or become a hobo

>>35825797
Actually not the Homestuck or Tumblr tag. It might have been before tags. I found her by asking strangers to kill me and we sort of hit it off from there.

>>35825822
He has been hinting at "something big" whatever it is, I dont think anyone outside his team knows

>>35825652
I only have skype or discord. I really want to talk to you please. You are the one I want to talk to most. I love you anon-kun.

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>>35825797
>I found her by asking strangers to kill me and we sort of hit it off from there.
Found a new fetish. Holy shit this is the cutest thing I have ever read. You, my dude, just set the bar for what kind of relationship I want to have.
>pic is one of the Red Frizzles, the night before I chopped her head off. She was sick and highly contagious

>>35825873
Eh, why the hell not. My discord is Chrispycreme

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>>35825891
RIP frizzles

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I'm staying up all night watching this thread aren't I

>>35825914
She was the very first chicken I ever had to cull. It broke my heart. She was our smallest chicken, who would always be the first to greet us when we came out, and when I hand fed her, she would always eat with dainty little bites, unlike the other greedy assholes.

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>>35823605
>I'm schizophrenic.

F R I E N D L Y

R E M I N D E R

T H A T

T H E S E

O N E S

A R E

D E A D L Y.

D O

N O T

D A T E

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>>35825846
Ah. Will have to keep an eye out, then!
>>35825891
Good luck! Maybe you'll even be better off looking for someone there rather than here. Also, goodnight sweet Frizzles. You were an inspiration to all.

>>35825907
Are you my beloved montana cuckles? Also discord has to include numbers.

>>35825907
Not him/her, but you're going to need to post 'Chrispycreme#XXXX'

>>35825969
Schizophrenics aren't murderers. So they hear voices big deal

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>>35825947
Same here desu. This is the best thread I've seen here in a very long time.
>pic is the Blue Andalusian trying to lay eggs in the haystack for our horses

Because literally no one except gay males are into obese men desu

>>35825969
>have sex
>get killed
The two things that make up a robot are these combined.

>>35825983
>>35825978
Shite, forgot that bit. I will be right back with the goods

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>>35825963
>greedy assholes
Kek
Also no chicken pic are we sure it's you

>>35825842
>I found her by asking strangers to kill me and we sort hit it off from there

Kek. Well, I might just try that.

>>35826002
Wow I guess showing your cock to girls works because schizo over there is begging for it.

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>>35825978
Chrispycreme#8051
>Blue Andalusian being a rebel again, this time perching on the chicken coop, after flying on top of the chicken containment fence

>>35825991
>Schizophrenics aren't murderers.

They just like to flake out badly, go on wild car chases, disappear for days, and occasionally kill people.

Or you could get the hyper manipulative schizo that likes ruining lives

>>35826079
Man, there's no describing how peaceful it is to be reading these chickenposts. Good stuff. A place like this needs more chickens every once in a while.

>>35825969
Schizophrenics have been memed and shit on by the media like sociopaths and autists. I'm not absolutely insane you bully.

>>35823134
I'm not yandere but I'm obsessive and jealous. pls be my sad bf

>>35825969
To be fair, schizophrenics are pretty cool until you piss them off. Just don't piss them off. Like, ever. Make sure they're taking meds or some shit. You're not always too sure what's going to happen next.

>>35823074
SHUT up kekel you abhorrent nigger

>>35826084
How do people fall for this bait? Hes describing psychopaths and sociopaths.

>>35826097
Enjoy it while it lasts, I dont have many pictures left desu

>>35826101
>Schizophrenics have been memed and shit on by the media like sociopaths and autists.

Known multiple schizos and have seen stories. worst people to do acid around.

Worse than Bi Polar even though they're the type to attack you for petty shit.

Schizophrenics need a quarantine zone.

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I feel like we should start a group chat. Also how have over 80 people posted it feels like the same ten

>>35825963
REEEEEEEEEEEE GET OFF THIS BOARD KEKEL

>>35826079
It didn't work you are doing a bully aren't you?

>>35826112
Forget him I'll be your sad bf

>>35826112
where are you anon I'm too spergish to remain an online ldr I'm in texas

>>35826159
>schizo-chan anger rising
KNOW FEAR

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>>35826140
I'm also the snap fag I can give you a few other chicken pics

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>>35825947
Same, this thread's pretty comfy.

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>>35821819
I had a tumblr girl before.

She was into ageplay, had all these gay liberal opinions, (like drunk sex = rape) was physically abusive, clingy as fuck, and suggested/wanted polyamory. Probably a feminist too. I suppose if I were a degenerate numale /b/tard, sure, I'd love me some of that again. But I am not, and I do not. Never ever again.

>>35826175
I'm quite frustrated and really sad but I won't hurt anyone. No no I'll just carve little cuckles in my arm...

>>35826159
Hey schizo-chan, I'm not chicken-chan, but I sent you an email with my Skype before, pls add me thanks

In the meantime, anyone wanna add me to be friends, pls email at [email protected] with a Skype

I'm quite lonely

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I agree, we really need a group chat. This is the comfiest I have been in a very long time.
>pic is a young mud swallow that once perched on the handlebars of my 4-wheeler while I was doing my irrigation rounds
I know it isnt a chicken pic, but I only have around 3-4 left

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>>35826198
Welcome to the thread, wanderer. Would you mind regaling us with a story of your batshit insane Tumblr ex?

>>35826212
>tfw no schizo waifu

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>>35826184
Those your cats?
>one of my favorite cats ever RIP Cali buried her with a Dixie cup of food and water so she would be fine in the great beyond

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>>35826159
Idk whybit didnt work. This should be more foolproof. Now, even if discord fails, you have email

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>>35826146
>>35826225
Someone please make a Discord or something, I'm so lonely.

>>35826225
Please just respond I'll do anything. We could be perfect together. We could get married and get a nice property in the valley, with plenty of crops, animals, and four children. I'm even a virgin, I hear robots like that.

>>35826198
>age play
what is this? Do you mean she dressed up like a school girl for you or something? That sound kind of hot desu.

Everything else was cancer though you made the right move desu

>>35822176
Literally the wrong answer. You should have said what about her interested you.

Hey guys. Made a server if you'd like to join.
>https://discord.gg/bzEUH

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>>35826304
wtf are you talking about m8?

Dress in girl's clothes if you have access or post boi pussi. I'm not gay (might get a stiffy from girl's clothes) I just want to see if you'll do it.

Post in the #newcomers channel and I'll add you. https://discord.gg/yd2P7

t.
>>35824348
>>35824370
>>35825091
>>35825614
>>35825799

I'd definitely recommend that you join, but you don't have to if you keep it hush-hush. But yeah. I'd definitely recommend it c: I'll even make a #chicken channel, if you'd like

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>>35826304
>tfw I cant figure out what is wrong with the email/discord thing
I also am curious about whether you are still schizo-chan, or some rping person and real schizo-chan is asleep. I am getting a little mad that this isnt working, however.

>>35826387
#8051 is right. She may have misspelled it. You're:
Chrispycreme#8051

>>35826369
>tried joining that ages ago
>wouldn't let me post on the site
>emailed the 14 year old that runs it
>went ignored
>now you're on here telling people to join without having to jump through all the hoops I did

I just want you to know that I want you to fucking die

>>35826246
Yeah, there's another one but she's always running around or hiding. Sorry to hear about Cali. I can't imagine what I'd if I had to bury one of mine.

>>35826387
If you go on the discord they posted I'll talk to prove I'm a girl.

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Saddest part is that i'm pretty popular content creator on Tumblr but i'm too sperg to contact anyone from there too.

>>35826369
NYPHVR I thought we talked about inviting more random people from 4chan. And directly to the Discord, of all places.

>>35826443
No, I still want them to jump through the hoops. What's your Discord ID? I'll push it through quickly for you.

>>35821819
Can confirm. She's almost as spergy as I am sometimes. She also loves being treated like total shit in the bedroom.

>>35826459
Faederwulf? Or someone else? I'll explain over PM

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>>35826228
>summer a few years ago
>drinking at my friend's cabin
>gonna be a good night
>she asks me to fix up her drinks
>okay
>make her two drinks total that night, each had about a shot of vodka
>extremely quiet the whole time

>soon after, the booze hits
>immediately dives off the deep end
>can barely stand, I had to physically pick her up and drag her to the bathroom and stuff multiple times
>tries to bring me into another room to fug
>seems to sober up a little
>starts stripping
>falls back into 'exceedingly drunk' territory
>don't benis her, she's out to lunch
>she gets pissed that I won't fuck an almost blacked-out ragdoll for ethical reasons
>leaves the room, seeks out my friends in the cabin
>starts groping them and shit, stark naked
>I have to pull her off them for what felt like forever
>throw her in a bed in the other room, leave her there
>she keeps getting up, repeat
>finally she passes out
>my buddies were just sitting there wondering what the fuck

>never talked to those guys again

>>35826459
>>35826488
But for that you'll have to PM me, please

>>35826488
>>35826522
Nah, just someone who left Discord. Don't worry about me. Just didn't expect to see you bringing people in directly from 4chan heh.

>>35826519
>black out drunk
>from two shots

Tumblr fembots add me on discord I'll be your autistic bf rpeesus65#0507

>>35826457
Contact us

>>35826590
Ahh, okay. No, I just figured this thread was comfy enough for it to be safe. And it's only an invite to the newcomers channel, anyway.

But don't tell me!? Is 698 schizo qt!? Say it isn't so!

>>35826590
>Just didn't expect to see you bringing people in directly from 4chan heh.
All that shit literally started here I don't get it, is systemspace a reddit thing now or what?

>>35826645
Not her (breddy sure it's a her, heh), but no. People just kept threatening or actually reporting us to the FBI because we're >totally a suicide cult, you guys!!! Even though it specifically says, multiple times in multiple places, that we don't want that and that we want to help you

>>35826617
Nah, I don't think 698 is the schizo qt. Is she?? I'm fairly sure she wouldn't actually long enough without kratom to appear crazy anyway.

>>35826645
Some of us were just kind of miffed that newcomers weren't paying that much attention to the mythology. They wanted a cool new place to hang and kind of started using Discord for social approval or whatever.

>inviting a schizo to systemspace
shes gonna kill herself and you know it

>>35826756
We won't let it happen. Or, rather, we'll do our absolute best to prevent it.

>>35826696
I considered it, and it still wouldn't surprise me aha

>>35826923
>thinking you can stop her

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Everyone post your favorite thing about chickens!!

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>>35826457
>cute girl always likes or reblogs my posts
>too scared to talk to her

>>35826937
That's why I rephrased lol

>>35821931
HOLY FUCK, ARE YOU ME?

LIKE, IT'S THE SAME EXACT SITUATION FOR ME.

>tfw want tumblr gf
>but also want a lot of followers for no reason
don't post often enough to deserve either

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>Actually believing that tumblr girls are better than 4chan girls

Fucking lol. Enjoy your inferior, ersatz imitation fembots. I'll be enjoying the real deal instead.

My fembot:

>Asian
>Super submissive
>Huge tits
>Cute and lovable while also being filthy as a gutter

4chan girls > Tumblr girls.

Would a yandere girl work for me if I have avoidant personality disorder?
I feel like I need someone to pressure me all the time if I want a relationship.

>>35827638
good luck finding one that isnt taken and doesnt have a million orbiters in line

>>35827076
I want that but can't find it

I'm white too and not in terrible shape with blue eyes and pale skin

I'd imagine Asian chicks like that kind of white guy but I could be wrong.

>>35821819
>They're just like us
Except they're all unbearably politically correct and have no sense of humour.

>>35821977
>my idea of a girl
>pictures of plants and brick/stone walls

uh, anon?