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>Ask dad to cat-sit for me while I'm out of town
>Get back, treat him to dinner before heading back
>Conversation turns to dating
"Don't get distracted on the way to finding the one, anon"
>???
>Head back home
>Bright pink pocket pussy was on the bathroom counter the whole time
What's the quickest way to kill myself, anons?
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>>35819251
Holy fuck
>almost as bad as the analysis plug in the sink
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Oh anon, there's no way to address this. Just pretend it didnt happen.
Also, if you feel that much guilt do nofap
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>>35819251
You know what man, your dad handled that with class. I had things happen in early high school that I wish my dad even had the chance to be that chill about it.
You gonna be okay. Don't an hero
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>>35819251
Did your dad use it?
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Don't worry anon, your dad is also a man. Men can be very different, but all of them share one common interest: sex and masterbation. He might of thought it was a little weird but trust me, he understands and sounds like he loves you. Wish my dad was cool like that :(
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