> Oh, a-anon! You actually came? We thought you knew Hailey

Just needed to use the john

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>>35819004
They won't want me to leave when I show them my moves

>>35819004
Is this a scenario you autists can actually see happening?

-not really
>proceeds to reveal my concealed ar 15 and shoot them all

>>35819004
>wanting to fit in with a group that's so cliquy and judgemental
Thank god for none of that high school mentality being present in uni.

H-ha yeah I only came as a joke. I should probably go home and compile my kernel anyway

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>>35819089
>wanting to give the liberals another excuse to take our guns
I hope your rifles explode in your hands.

>>35819087
A smoking hot 17-year-old I know invited me to her Halloween party last October. I didn't end up going, but I kind of regretted it when I saw pictures and she was dressed as Harley Quinn.

>Nope, I'm just going to drink all the alcohol I possibly can, then leave before I have to talk to any of you faggots
Something similar happened to me once. I ended up being the first to start drinking, and was the last one awake drinking. By the time normies started to wake up, I was still up drinking their alcohol. Though I was forced into a few conversations with some of the normies, since I stayed outside drinking in the "designated smoking area."

>>35819004
Fuck all of you I'm just here for the drugs and alcohol.

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>>35819004
I just came for the shrimp.

>>35819004
I'll leave, I know when i'm not wanted.

>>35819410

Getting invited to a party doesn't mean she wanted to fuck you lol, its a party they're trying to get as many young people as possible. Good thing you didn't go, would have ended in major disappointment.

I remember a few years ago back in high school I went to this halloween party thrown by a hot girl and her friends. I saw their sexy costumes, spilled my spaghetti in the first ten minutes and left. I still cringe a little when I think about it

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>>35819348
Guns don't kill people, virgins do.

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>>35819004
Hey risky business in the back!You wanna blow me,faggot?

>>35819550
I know she didn't want to fuck me. I just missed out on seeing her run around in her skimpy costume.

>>35819129
>he unironically thinks there's no cliques in uni
Much to learn young one

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>>35819574
Kekles to you good sir.

Speaking of parties, does anyone have the picture of the fat guy at a party standing in the corner?

>>35819568
Kek. Can you greentext it?

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>I ain't gonna stay much,i just came to give a present to you people for being so cool to me all that years

>>35819574
Outlaw assault virginity NOW

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>>35819004
>T-that's okay. I'll just hang out in the corner.

Dared to invite me?
that's absolutely retarded 2bh famam

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Not when I whip out my secret weapon...

>>35819594
i knew right away anon, some people just don't get the simple pleasures

>>35819004
No one talks like this. Most normies are ok people, they're just oblivious to the struggle of the robot.

That happened to me at work today cuz i was an hour late. I pulled a j roc and just said what? Do i look like i got candy or somethin? The qt who i talk to shyly sometimes giggled. I am in bros! She sees me as a rebel who is quick witted and doesnt afraid of anything. For real tho my crush thought i was cool today wat now?

>>35819004
I'm curious, was this an actual photo, or staged as a stock photo? If it is an actual photo, at what are they looking? Because top left girl is loving every second of it lmao

>>35819781
I think it's an old Pov video when CollegeHumor used to be funny.

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HOW YA'ALL DOIN!

>thinking they'd be this blunt
Average normalfag, especially women, are passive-aggressive.

>>35819902
Thanks. I appreciate it.

Centre Burton

>>35819980
Trust me, if it were Stacys they will be this (or more) blunt.

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>>35819004
inside memes

>>35819004
Fuck it, me and my buddy just show up at acquaintance's houses on weekends. It's worked out well every time, I'd recommend it to you all

>>35820002
>>35819902
>>35819781

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHQEJoqKiBg

Here you go, brotendos.

>>35819004
Girl in green on right is qt

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>>35819004
U-uh, you g-guys ordered 2 large supreme pizzas with no bell peppers and a 2 liter bottle of Pepsi, r-right? That will be $24.95 plus tip, p-please.

>>35819004
the girl on the far left looks like she's happy to see me

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>>35819542
>eats all the shrimp
"Hey anon, the ocean called, they're running out of shrimp!"
>mfw

>>35819004
Seriously the only good looking person in this entire crowd is the blonde guy in the back. No homo, but that's how ugly all these people are.

>>35819348
If Sandy Hoax didn't get us gun control, nothing will.

>>35819004
>knowing people
wew fucking lad mate

>>35819004
If this ever happened, the best possible thing you could do is intentionally make everyone as uncomfortable as possible

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You idiots never learn anything, if you don't know anyone or at least 3 people in the party, don't fucking go. They'll call you weird behind your back and talk about how depressing you are

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>>35819004
>hailey is my oneitis' name

my heart dropped when i read that

if only real parties had that many attractive women

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>>35819004
this happened to me when i was 15

>>35819132
Fuckin kek/10

>>35820797
>cpg
Go back to >>>/vp/ with your dead general