Your 8 year old self just appeared in your room. What does

>>35818430
Sad, because I don't work at McDonald's so I can get free ice cream

>>35818430
idk
probably would like the army stuff and guns

>>35818430
He probably thinks I'm fuckin cool but can't find the legos so he's a bit upset.

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Can I say fuck him? It seems like it would be ok, it's essentially just masturbation

"Though you would of been dead by now"

>>35818430
>Wow! It looks exactly the same.
My room has VERY barely changed in 14 years.

>>35818516
Were you moIested as a child?

>>35818430
he would probably be disappointed that i'm still a loner doing nothing in my room all day, but not surprised.
then he would probably ask if we could fuck each other or something

meh probably think i'm better than what i was. just tell him to open up more to people.

>>35818469
I work at McDonald's. It's really hard to get free ice cream. It really depends on the manager. But since it's a wagekek position they must likely will be a hard ass. The only free thing you get there is soda, and apple pies once their "freshness" runs out.

>>35818430
He'd probably be disappointed that I read way less books. I read a lot of fiction before I became a teenager.

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>>35818595
You gotta read the anime books senpai.

He'd want me to buy more stupid shit and won't want to listen to how I invested my cash.

>>35818430
He an hero's like I wish I could do

>>35818430
He thinks he fucked up at some point in his life because he became a tranny

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>>35818430
He's actually super proud. That says a lot about my 8 year old self though.

>>35818532
People that have met me irl wonder why I have a morbid sense of humour, that's why.
>Heh

>>35818788
No I don't care for comics/graphic novels/manga

Probably that I'm a faggot for having short hair. Other than that, my room is kinda cool, so he'll probably think I'm an accomplished 20 years old normie.

>>35819196
Did you just shit talk Hyperion you little turd

>>35818593
I always thought McDonalds employees were constanty eating nuggets and fries while working

>>35818430
Welp time to kill (my younger) self.
painless (for me) suicide at last.

>>35818430
he'd think i was cool actually, my older sister is not around and i have a master's degree and i have mom and dad all to myself.

also because i type fast, have a beard and know lots of inappropriate jokes he'd idolize me

>>35818593
I thought you guys got a free meal per shift,. I guess it depends on the store... I live in Canada, so it may be different

>>35818430
Hes scary and confused by the fat hair guy who looks like 80s Meatloaf who has his hands on his dick and a picture of Blanche from the Golden Girls on his shit computer screen.

>>35819235
I've never read it so it'd be sort of silly to shit talk it. Is it genuinely worth reading even if I don't really like graphic novels?

I didnt have any meter for success when I was 8. I'd probably just be impressed for having an adult body.

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I'd beat the little cunt senseless for ruining my life with his autistic ways

>>35819334
Scared*hes also concerned about my typing ability.

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>>35818430
>Your 8 year old self just appeared in your room.

>What does he thinks about you?

"Why are we still living in the same room with the same neon green paint on the walls and the same fish curtains?"

>>35819335
It's one of the most famous scifi books ever written. It's likened to Dune.

>>35819418
I haven't read Dune since I was rather young and had to figure out what the hell a concubine was, but I remember liking it.

But I think the anon was talking about a different Hyperion

>>35818430
In high school we wrote letters to ourselves in 10th grade and we got them like 6-7 years later. Man...oh man....
I was way more relaxed, which makes sense because that was right before I gave into the competitiveness of college and careers and went full try hard which burnt me out. I was expecting the letter to have all these sorts of
"You better be a doctor and mapping the brain and blah blah blah," but nope. The focus was mostly
>Hey hope you're happy and still friends all these people because they're important.
Most of them moved and the ones that didn't ditched me or became really toxic minus the whole
>You better still be dating your girlfriend because she's a 1 in a million girl
That letter broke me down. It's crazy how happy I was as a kid. It hurt even more expecting to read disappointment only to read optimism.

Sorry to derail a little. I guess my point is that for a good chunk of my life I was on the right path and happy until all the adults in my life pointed to a cliff and said
>jump anon! You'll be fine and it's the right thing to do!
I could probably learn a lot from that happy little kid.

>>35818430
I never had anything I wanted to be growing
So happy I'm still alive I guess

>>35818430
He will think I'm a big guy. and get scared. I'm taller than averages here.

>>35819466
There is no other Hyperion and that post was me.
That's a crop from Haruhi. Nagato was reading Hyperion and gave it to kyon kun.

Nice dubs.

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>i-is that really as tall as I'm going to get?
BREAKING NEWS:
8 year found dead on the pavement after jumping off the 3rd floor of his apartment complex.

Probably really disappointed that he still doesn't have any friends.

>>35819384
Imagine the horror of being suddenly teleported to your future self in your sleep and he's this old ugly disgusting shell of you crying to himself. He looks over with the look in your picture, one of rage and crushed dreams. When he sees you, his anger flares up to a level you thought wasn't possible, and he runs at you starts brutally beating the living shit out of you yelling "you fucking ruined my life you little shit!"

So sad in so many ways for both of the versions.

>>35818430
>35818430

My 8 year old self would be so fucking pumped about the fact that my job routinely exposes me to vaginas of more women than I could possibly ever imagine.

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>>35819770
HE FUCKING DESERVES IT
HE WAS A HORRIBLE LITTLE SHIT. HE WAS RUDE. HE DIDN'T APPRECIATE MY MUM. HE DIDN'T BATHE REGULARLY AND SMELT. HE COULDN'T GRASP SOCIALISATION UNTIL I TOOK OVER BUT HIS STUPID FUCKING WAYS HAVE MADE ME CONSTANTLY WORRIED THAT I'M BEING WEIRD. I'M A MILLION TIMES BETTER THAN HIM BUT I'D BE A TRILLION TIMES BETTER THAN MYSELF IF HE HADN'T BEEN BORN WRONG.

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>>35819825
It's alright, buddy let it out.

He would be very impressed and happy with me

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>>35819849
IMAGINE ANON
IMAGINE IF HALF THE PEOPLE YOU MET WERE AUTOMATICALLY WARY OF YOU OR TREATED YOU WEIRDLY, BECAUSE SOME OTHER FUCKER WHO HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU DID A BUNCH OF WEIRD SHIT.
THAT'S ME.
I OPERATE AT NEAR NORMIE LEVELS BUT BECAUSE THESE POOR, REGULAR PEOPLE HAD THE MISFORTUNE OF ENCOUNTERING MY AUTISMAL YOUNGER SELF THEY FEEL NOTHING BUT DISGUST AND PITY WHEN THEY ENCOUNTER ME.

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>>35819889
Anon.......come on now buddy.....see the light

>>35819889
have you ever considered moving somewhere where people haven't met your autismo younger self anon?

>>35818430
He'd be pretty stoked that I work on video games

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Probably disturbed by the fact I don't have friends anymore. Impressed by some of the skills I've picked up since then. Impressed by some of the places and things I've done. Probably really disturbed at how angry I am all the time.

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>>35819944
oh god
oh god
here comes the arm

>>35819948
I want to go to university next year if I can get the grades. Should be a pretty good fresh start. I still haven't quite mastered making good friends but I'm hopeful.

>>35820035
good luck anon, I believe in you
>You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.

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this precisely, I was well ahead of my age

>>35818513
Ironic, because most robots already have majorly fucked themselves.

She probably thinks it's the tits that I have my own room and computer, but within five minutes will be stealing anything she can from my bookshelf that she can masturbate to.

>>35820175
>she
refrained from reading any text after that point

>>35818593
mcdonalds soft serve machines are cesspools of dangerous bacteria. the way they're designed makes the serving spout thing nearly impossible to completely clean. mcdonalds is too cheap to redesign the things

don't eat soft serve at a mcdonalds

>>35818430
Probably dissapointed that I'm not in the military yet but honestly at 8 I didn't think I'd accomplish much. Other than that I think he'd have a lot of fun with all of my games and toys.

>>35819971
That's cool anon I would have been excited about that too then come to the realization that all I do is sit at a computer all day


Actually I have to open up that letter from my 10 year old self soon

>wow you have [a lot of blunt weapons and blades], your own room, your own computer with 1tb of anime, and you're also studying chemistry in uni!?
>you are soo cool, you must be really happy!
I would let him believe it, but i would also give him little tips to improve his life, the poor guy doesn't have a clue about how shitty things are going to get.

>>35820175
>haha muh vagina am I right guys?
fuck off amy

>>35818430
he's probably intimidated

>>35818430
im playing pokemon crystal remade with pokemon firered's engine, while using a gameshark code that allows you to access bill's pc anywhere in the game world, and playing it on a gameboy advance emulator on a cellphone while laying in a king sized memory foam bed. 8 year old me would be proud

>>35818430
I'd beat the shit out of him until he knows to stop eating like a pig before he ruins his body forever

>>35818430
He'd probably call me a jock because I honestly didn't start brushing my hair until I was ten. Then he'd probably talk about my pimples and the movie posters in my room.

He probably wonders where his ps2 went

Damn I got a messy room. Where are my legos? And does my hair really get that long? I have alot of books. This place smells. The laundry needs to be brought down. This place really smells. MY PILLOW IS STILL HERE!

Scared over how mean I look

Probably really sad that I'm a dropout, alone and drinking. I always wanted to avoid drinking, because my parents would always start screaming matches afterwards...

I don't think those things will change, but if things go well, I hope he'll come back next year and see someone with some hobbies or skills. I'm working on it.

He doesn't think very highly of me, seeing as I just raped him.

>>35818430
Probably is just happy I've got my own place away from my parents and is happy that I turned out decently attractive

He's glad that we lost weight and got fit. Still like all the stuff he likes though. Haven't outgrown escapism in the form of games and books. GF isn't all it's cracked up to be and neither is pussy.

"Why are you here, this isn't home, and where is mom?"

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>>35818430
>Your 8 year old self just appeared in your room.
>What does he thinks about you?

He won't believe how bad things will get for him in 2 years.

He won't believe his childhood bestfriend will stab him in the back when he's 19.

He'll be very impressed by my warhammer 40k collection. Could never afford any of that stuff until just recently because no money.

That feel when you wish you could go back in time, adopt your younger self, and protect him from all the terrible things in the world so he turns out ok.

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>>35818430
I have no recollection from when I was 8, I have no idea.

If he knew I was his future self, he'd be very disappointed to find out that he would become a hideous 6'7" acne scarred delinquent.

If he didn't know I was his future self he would've ran for his life

He's disgusted by how pathetic I am. He commits suicide one month later.

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>"Hmm, your kinda short... I'm gonna get taller right?"
>"But you have a cool beard, I always wanted one!"
>"But... your in the same room still?"
>he looks around the room kind of disappointed first
>"WOAH you have so many games!!"
>"You must make like so much money or something now!"
>"Can I play the Wii U?" "What's a Wii by the way?"

I wouldn't have the heart to tell him that while I do work. It's not a great job, and it's not a good thing that I'm still with my parents.
I also find it funny that I can completely replicate what I'd say as an 8 year old. I was pretty hyper, happy, and laughing at stupid shit back then.

He'd probably be confused and maybe a little disappointed that I still live with mom and dad.

But then he'll forget about that once he sees all the video games I have.

>>35819816
You wanted to see vaginas at 8? I remember being like "eww girls" until at least 10 or 11

He probably thinks I'm a fucking faggot for having cute girl figures lining my shelf.

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>>35818430
some questions my 8 year old self would ask:
>why did you cut your hair like that
>how did you get so fat
>what's your job (mfw I tell her I'm a NEET)
>what are those scars from
>you said you were gonna kill yourself to die with some dignity, why are you still here aging like curdled milk

He'd hate me :(

>>35823138
be my gf anon. I'm attracted to fat women

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>why are you so quiet, anon?
>why aren't you out playing with the other kids?
>where are your friends?
>are you a baseball player like i thought i would be?
>have you found the love of your life?
>why is your room so messy?
>why do you have this smelly green stuff in a bag over here?
>why are your eyes all red?
>why are the blinds closed?
>why are you taking these pills?
>what's "venlafaxine"?

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>>35818430
I want to meet my 8 years old self. I want to be there to guide my 8 years old self on a better path. My 8 years old self probably wouldn't recognize me. This makes me so sad OP. My 8 years old self doesnt deserve any of this sick shit. People have really been unfair to my 8 years old self. Poor kid.

Sometimes I watch my pictures of me as a kid and it makes me sad. Over the years you can see the pain this kid had to go through. So innocent. MY FUCKING KIDS WILL NOT GO THROUGH ANY OF THIS.

"Why aren't you the spy, commando, assassin, billionaire you were going to be?"

I was a major cunt of a kid. I had no patience and no tolerance for anyone's bullshit except my own. Needed a good assfucking imo.

>>35823310
I'm not fat enough for fat fetishists but i'm too fat for normies.

>>35823375
I don't think I have a fat "fetish", that makes it sound dirty or disrespectful. I just think heavier women are sexy

I understand though, we most likely don't live in the same country anyway. Good luck anon

he would think my Ninja Turtles coffee mug is super cool

>>35818430
I think the little guy would be happy with me rn

I have ADHD that I couldn't cope really well with in grade school. I had trouble in classes and honestly thought I was a legitimate idiot. Seeing all my friends in grade school academics kind of made me self conscious about myself.

I eventually found ways on coping with it and am now an -A average STEM major at a decent Uni.

I only wish that he could have showed up a month ago to see my now ex gf. Haven't really been the same since the break up socially speaking.

>>35823346
Like a BBC in the ass?

>>35823333
It's called becoming a man, anon.

It is honestly better for you that the wisdom you know now came from your personal experience rather than some lecture from your future self.

You can tell a child to never touch fire all you want but they'll never fully understand why until they actually do it.

Also Witnessed

why are u still fat

>>35818430
weirded out that I'm a tranny neet but would probably think all the shit I've hoarded up is the coolest thing in the world

>>35818430
I welcome him to our Mom's living room and offer him some chocolate milk.
>He thinks that what he sees is what he imagined he'd be, anyway

>>35818430
I dont really care what the little nigga thinks of me, he hasn't gone through the shit that made him this way so he can fuck off.

>>35818430
Absolutely 100% completely dissapointed.

>>35818430
>"Wow, you have a tv in your room?"
>"Your video games are so cool!"
>"Cigarettes are bad for you."
>"What's that smell?"
>"Why do you have underwear all over the floor?"

>>35823974
joke's on you kid, mom was just memeing when she said you have to keep your room clean

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>>35818430
>See's my unopened pack of uno cards and persona posters

"Still the loner I see..."

>See's that I have a gaming laptop, long hair, and am attending college

>"FUCKING AWESOME! :D"

I wouldn't tell him how bad it really is

he would say
>how come you claim to be sad while you have all the free time in the world?! go play videogames you dumb fuck.

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What if he asks about your gf?

How do you explain it to him?

>>35824350
"We're not together anymore"

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>>35824350
>tfw 8 year old you had a friend that was a girl
He was doing far better than me now. Fucking little shithead

>>35824380
When I was 6 there were some twin girls my age that wanted to hang out with me all the time and would sit behind me and play with my hair during class. Why didn't I appreciate it more

I still have all my legos from when I was a kid packed away in my closet, I'd give him those to shut him up

>>35818430
HOLY CRAP THAT TV IS ENORMOUS THIS IS FUCKING AMAZING I CAN WATCH ED EDD AND EDDY ALL DAY ON THIS THING... who's the fat guy staring at me?

>>35824350

>Which One?
OH WOW I AM SO COOL!

If he insists I'll come clean and say that I am single now but that it didn't work out. If he keeps asking I will just play it off as "you'll find out"

>>35819384
Not a bad idea, would killing him kill me too?

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I'd show him my heavily modded Skyrim, and he would cry with happiness at how good it looks and how future technology allows his escapist fantasies to be realized

>>35824350
>"She's away on vacation with her family right now."
>show him pics of oneitis while trying to hold back tears

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>>35818430
original comment
pls help

I would tell him to believe in himself and to not be scared about making new friends. He would see me and know that nothing changes if you don't do anything, hopefully :).

He would probably wonder first why am i so tall and so skinny. Then he would think im a jerk. However i honestly believe that if he got to hand around with me for a while he would think im pretty cool.

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"gud jab, fren!"

>>35818430
hed be pretty scared when i locked the door and unzipped my pants

gotta teach him what a fag i am at an early age amirite

or who knows maybe itd traumatize him and i wouldnt be such a fag anymore

This is exactly what my 8 year old self would be like

"Why is this place so dark, but don't worry I'm not scared. Not one bit."

He'll see me sleeping in my bed shirtless and wonder who I am. Then wake me up like the little shit I was.

I'll punch him square in the face because I live alone and the last time someone woke me up that's exactly what I did.

He'll cry and when he stops I'll apologize and finally tell him who I am he'll probably be all like.

"With this power I can finally beat up R"

(My cousin that was 1 year older than me. We would always spar each other and I don't remember winning even once.)

>I can beat him now though
>feelsgoodman.jpg

>>35818430
>you get your OWN computer? And you can play all day for as long as you want? And there's no bedtime?
>gee I can't wait to be you

>>35825125
autismo: the post

would probably like the swords and lasers
would be confused as to why I have no pets
would think im very smart but kind of creepy

he would be glad that we've managed to stay free of girl germs.

>>35820172
underratedd post!

"Can I play with your toys?"
We'd have a good time I guess

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My life would be utterly incomprehensible to him. I'd probably remind him of his grandfather, albeit fatter. He wouldn't recognize me as being him, though.
If I tell him the story of my life, I'd probably come across as his ideal future actually. Kid me wanted to be a sailor; I was a sailor. Kid me wanted to be an artist; I'm currently training to be an artist.
But kid me doesn't understand depression, not for another five to seven years anyway. Kid me hasn't been with hookers, hasn't cucked a guy into destroying his marriage, and kid me hasn't given up any hope on functioning relationships or marriage.
Kid me doesn't understand what a bad life looks like yet.

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Wow mom and dad said you'd have to give up Runescape!

8 year old me would think I'm fucking cool as hell.

"why aren't you as tall as dad?"

He'd think I'm a gay child molester. Jokes on him, it's not gay if you molest yourself.