Can someone make a figure describing "The "Alpha Walk"

>>35814387
Second this is a funny picture and needs a complementary alpha picture

>>35814387

Chad doesn't hang out on r9k.

>>35814387

durrrrrrrrrrrrrr heeeehhhhhhh deehhhhhh

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>>35814387
Gimmie a second; I will draw one up real quick

Did someone base this on me or is this a universal thing?

I even wear the same fucking clothing as pic. This is too spooky.

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Looks a little bit forced maybe.

Try the "Putin Walk"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2yj2uMTqSs

>>35814738
He walks like that because he has a handgun on his right side. It's the CIA walk. You unconsciously try to protect the weapon.

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>>35814766
That's some retarded joke from the late night show or something.

But even if he really has a gun, he still walks like an alpha.

Maybe guns are the solution to the virgin walk?

>Some people unironically believe that you can tell a person's sex life by how he walks.

I always wondered if most people making these shame memes just do it out of boredom and to get attention or if there are people who actually find pleasure in knowing they reinforce insecurities in people.

I mean I'm amongst those who think the idiot is the one falling for the meme, but it's pretty devious to be playing with people's self esteem in the first place.

>>35814568
literally looks like a fucking robot.

>>35814894

It's just one guy who drew the picture and now he's posting it all over the place trying to spread it.

>>35814914
I can guarantee you it's not one guy.

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>>35814387
Here you go, famalamdingdong

>>35815094
Not bad, thanks senpai. Going to repost it for sure.

>>35815094
Where's his chin?

>>35814387
why are you spergs so insecure
I actually feel bad

>>35815200
Under his mouth?

>>35815094
>holds eye contact with everyone he walks past

That's just kind of creepy. Acknowledge cute girls and people you know but don't bother with anyone else.

>>35815200
fuck. forgot it. Alphas dont need chins anyway

>>35815239
It looks like he has an extremely long beard with jagged ends.
Pretty radical.

PSA for robots in school:
Holding your books make whatever walk you do an instant virgin walk

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>>35815233
>That's just kind of creepy
It's not creepy if you're Chad.

>>35814568
He's bringing his knees up too high and swinging his arms too far forward and standing up a little too straight

Walking with your head held high.

>>35814894
t. someone who has never once had sex and does the walk from OP's picture